Newcastle off

i dont like how some forumites denigrate relevant roadmap and weather updates

And some people think the forum is in decline.

Imagine this is what gets you going.

lookimg on twitter

newcastle getting a battering storm arwen

It's pretty bad apparently, xmoneyx, and here is our man on the spot, this is exclusive coverage of Rico on course currently at Gosforth Park

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wWrdwZpzvk

its absolutely minging the weather up here

currently pi$$ing down..roads flooded and 50mph winds..

Not that lovely out in Essex either rank cold for us southern softers

rico the iceman

round corner..cornflakes al owa.

.... Reminds me of the " Father Ted " episode withe the Caravan. !!

danny dyer does a geordie version of the wall

The corn flakes

snowflakes

Banging , Think me shed roof is in trouble , Power surge the lot a few minutes back

hurricane gales still blowing..101 to be off.

lost a few roof tiles..missed the porch by inches

YOU missed the porsche by inches?

TILES

James Armstrong
@JRFArmstrong
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5m
35mm rain o’night
@NewcastleRaces
with severe winds. Going: GOOD to SOFT, Soft in pls - may change once Wales in daylight! ⚠️MONITORING everything closely & when we can see more in daylight! Winds dropping from last night but still set to remain high. Updates to follow
@itvracing

optimistic imo.

Just been out with the dog,  a few large trees down, wind still gale force in open areas.
Fields flooded...

that you near the back straight with the poodle?

in co durham-does not look good.

Rumbustious night

still gale force winds..

My cat went out of the bedroom window at 3.00 a.m, nearly blew her off the roof, she's tough as teak.

don't you live in a tower block saddo?

No 

id imagine winds are going to drop a little this morning, so long as they don't see a risk to the public you'd have to be hopeful they will race there?

will have an inspection when the jockeys arrive.

hendo says fav only operates in light south westerly,s so will get his lad out with a wind sox later

in days gone by they'd don a turtleneck and some woolly knit colours and get on with it

Newcastle Racecourse
@NewcastleRaces
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17m
An update on conditions here at Newcastle. 

The track is Good to Soft, Soft in Places.  We will continue to monitor wind speeds throughout the course of the day and update accordingly.

least no drones...goldmine today.

dream on

looks like it will go ahead ..... i'm about 25 miles away & its still very windy but james armstrong (clerk of the course) says winds abating somewhat at gosforth park so looks promising

RACING GOES AHEAD
@NewcastleRaces
obviously we will@continue to monitor conditions if any changes or winds strengthen again!

James Armstrong
@JRFArmstrong
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3m
RACING GOES AHEAD
@NewcastleRaces
obviously we will@continue to monitor conditions if any changes or winds strengthen again!

I hope punters do not miss a winner thinking meeting has been called off due to OP. I'd be livid if this happens in any multiples.

Almost impossible that anyone would, and if they did think that without checking further, then they probably would need help filling out their slip anyway .... like others I assume, my initial thoughts were..oh no it's not is it...oh you got me.....and that was the point I guess...a bit of fun.

How many times do you laugh at the same joke?

I've got to the stage where I assume the genuine ones are jokes,depending on the poster of course

Greta Thunberg has tweeted her support for all National Hunt meetings going ahead - think about the environmental impact of all four of those horse-boxes having made a wasted journey.

1.01 that I haven't seen as many as others...in this case for me, who was unaware of the severity of the weather in that area....I saw/see it as a bit of fun and informative as well.
Posters that consistently stalk, hound, abuse, belittle, get posts or threads taken off etc...now that is a different story and the opposite of a bit of fun imo....anyway racing has already started...good luck all.

hear, hear! - that gaze character might be an utter half-wit but we should all unite and fight for his right to be an utter half-wit imo.

The clue about your character is your choice of username.....end of....the cap fits you perfectly TM.

Nov 27, 2021 -- 9:18AM, saddo wrote:

Rumbustious night

Word of the week I think.  Due to my limited education I had to look up the meaning; the first google entry said: " The meaning of rumbustious is rambunctious ".   Very useful.....

ty for the kind words.

layemall27 Nov 21 12:08Joined: 12 Apr 06 | Topic/replies: 1,036 | Blogger: layemall's blog
The clue about your character is your choice of username.....end of....the cap fits you perfectly TM.

My forum name is taken from the name that some very ignorant and one-dimensional people gave to me when I was partaking in the rat race. With their incapacity for original thought and inability to deviate from a plan (no matter how flawed), they probably thought it was very original and funny at the time.

It pre-dates your comedy heroes by a good few years and seemed very appropriate as a forum name when the exchange model was actually a p2p venture.

Apologies for lacking your originality. - If I had my time over I would consider betemall, assuming some deep thinking genius hadn't already bagged it.

SNOWY

"My forum name is taken from the name that some very ignorant and one-dimensional people gave to me when I was partaking in the rat race. With their incapacity for original thought and inability to deviate from a plan (no matter how flawed), they probably thought it was very original and funny at the time"

walob.....If you think that's what they called you.....then think again.

More clues on that post about your character and why you were never able to legitimately call yourself "The Senior Management", then or since.....keep em coming

I won't be posting my former job title or my salary package - but how thick are you? - you can't work out what organisations might have referred to the "opposition" with whom they were "negotiating" as "The Management".

Nope....bit too intentionally vague for me.....keep digging...you're almost there Mr Big Shot

- have a word with yer man Gaze - tell him it's your weekend to have the shared brain cell.

No need to check the dial - he won't have done too many miles with it.

wots gannin on please

I have been attacked by an anonymous poster on an anonymous forum that is frequented by 12 dozen old men - and on that basis i have felt it necessary to defend my honour

And also - he started it sir!

im not old

ty

fair enough Rico - from the total of 144 people that post on here, you are probably dragging down the average age - but that just means the other 12 people that post must be really old!

Met Rico, 74 going on 84

He's got a lot of user-names for sure - but 84 sounds a bit on the high side

did you sort your caravan out Steve

TM..1..where do you get the figure of 144 from?
....2..what is the average(mean), age of posters on the forum do you think?
....3..how old are you?

yes mark..got it recovered today and give it a hoover out.

How did it go today St ? In view of there being no drones ( as far as i know ) because of the inclement weather. Not sure how far BLV was behind today , but it seemed to play ok.

best day there for a long time..albeit becos of the no drones.

Does betfairs bot not play when it is windy either then, rico?

Or is the real reason it is harder bar today, because you on a level playing field usually now?

fly over biafra and drop a party pork pie..see how many eat well..

fly over biafra and drop a cargo hold full of family size pies and see how many eat well..

of course the bots in operation but its not as brutal at short prices.

Fact is, you dont blame the bot or find is as difficult to get matched when you got a near 2 second advantage, yet
when you on a level playing field and struggle a bit to get matched, it's the bots fault

the bot is brutal when you're trying to ponce money..its there to maximise prophets for its maker...its brutal when you bet something over 3/1,,its designed to give you bad value therefore bad value is no value..no value you'll struggle to make it pay..when your betting short prices there is little option for the bot as only prob 2 can win..if im in the front of the queue at fenwicks for their boxing day sale im sure to get great value..if you're sitting at home you wont. hth

take a look at many of my bets yest on the flourishing fred and tell me im wrong.

If you got a 2 second advantage you do really well, if you on level playing field, you do not so good although still win.

The reason you win well when got a 2 second advantage aint because the bots on holiday

.if im in the front of the queue at fenwicks for their boxing day sale im sure to get great value..if you're sitting at home you wont.

100 people will struggle to share 1 pie.

5 wont.

If you got a 2 second advantage it doesnt mean the bots taken a holiday

1.5.

JD spot on.
When the only thing to change is the absence of drones results in Rico no longer moaning about his inability to sweep the market then the claims of bf’s robot ring hollow.