G'day from the Wentworth cafe Hexham

hope the old codgers in their caravans don't get in the way when you are trying to hammer the blue 1.01 button when the winner is 50 yards past the winning post Mr.Hunt...

if they do just send in your security team to politely ask them to shove off...

Are you going to nick my pony? Layed the 1.3 shot (now 1.4)

Smashed Avocado on toast still on the menu?

Do they have smashed avocado ponces in the North East?

They have smashed avocado anyway.

Jawdie pooves imo.

Keyboard warriors out in force.

Avocado eater ^

steve, the only man in Britain who receives his enema's orally.

shaftys porch in the caravan park

take outs only today .