He has hundreds of companies 
Hardly anyone can contemplate
Wealth  I know someone who drives the people who own city
The son a young lad says my parents don’t really
Understand the value of money , they cd actually end world poverty
!  They go to Harrods and shut two floors , and they just shook
Shop shop
,  he took one shopping and she stated oh ave lost my watch
He says is it valuable , had it long , ‘’ no I just bought it
It’s cost around 10 years wages , he said ‘’ al call the police
Don’t be silly she said just take me back to the shop
She bought another one he was. Hunting for hours had car seated upturned never
Found it ,   I remember through got a brand new car and he waz to drop off the kids after 5 min trying to start it the boy said
May I help you , it was voice activated in Arabic
Still it beats sitting on a ship
Fighting off samoli pirates ,  he was private security
He was attacked and he was on deck with his machine gun against a doz
The high flyers bolted under deck why he fought for his life !
He saw then off but over 200 bullet holes on boat he said fk this
Even for £2500 a day not worth it !
His sole job it too pretect the kids now !

was it mr ed the talking horse?

boom boom … basil brush

listen I can't even rem what I had for breakfast these days

Sonic Lady?

Geoff, there's a pic of the first RP front page on Tony Calvin's twitter account

  Does anyone know who owns it I do


Typical arrogant Mart, .... Thick as one of Kenbos Sandwiches. !!!

No but you might be able to receive a few free spins from the generous sponsors if you ask nicely.

Chill out Mart, get yourself up Arthur's Seat for a bit of exercise, you look as if you could do with losing a bit of weight.
Better than sat on here 24/7.