THIS THREAD IS ESPECIALLY FOR THOSE WHO DONT READ MY THREADS

Don't look at my threads that you don't look at just because there especially for you

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGuNsiSZ9RI

Your the type of people who play blinds man bluff and peep when your told not to
Well not all of you some of you are just nosy Parker's

Delta's only got to see my name and he leaves his jig saw puzzle immediately to see what I'm up to

That's not when hes watching re runs of the Tele tubies

Alot of you are unaware that Delta lives abroad .he moved because of his work the cotton fields in Preston all closed down after the disentry outbreak in1963 .you won't have read about it in the main media as they only tell you what they want .
I heard about it from my aunty Hilda who did the  sales invoices for the Preston cotton picking firm in Paul Robson Street

Jaywick is in the UK do wah'

I believe he still hires himself out to funerals to sing the gospel songs that he learnt whilst working there .like tie a yellow ribbon  round the old oak tree and jailhouse rock .NO NOT THE VERTIONS THAT GOT IN THE CHARTS THE ORIGINAL  ONES HARRY BELAFONTE SANG  WITH THE VICTOR SYLVESTER ORCHESTRA

I never read anything

He even hires  a mouth organ player to accompany himself .when he plays not fade away at the odd  funeral .He's adamant that he won't sing it without a mouth organ accompanist .
The relatives were waiting at the grave side for forty mins once in the rain when the mouth organist missed his bus to the cemetery

Mind you give Delta his due he gave them a free second gospel song (when the red red robin comes  bob bob bob in along )and missed the first race at uttoxeter on bbc

Even though he cheats at noughts and crosses,and told me that I was first on the guest list to his dinner party for four that never materialised when the other four guests died ELVIS PRESSLEY .MICHEAL JACKSON .CILLA BLACK AND MARTIN LUTHER KING .HES OK IF YOU REALISE HES A BULL **** AND IS A ATTENTION SEEKER LIKE ME

I DONT KNOW IF YOU NOTICED THAT THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN FIVE AT THE DINNER PARTY WITH HIM PRESENT .I TOLD HIM BUT HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO BORROW AN EXTRA CHAIR FROM THE LADY NEXT DOOR.

I KNEW THERE WOULD BE NO DINNER PARTY WHEN HE TOLD ME THAT .NO ONE WOULD TRUST HIM WITH ONE OF THEIR CHAIRS

I Can't go on like this I've got to get a life
I keep saying it just like I said I've got to stop drinking until it was too late
And I kept saying I've got to stop gambling which never materialised ..

And I said I've got to wash my hand after each time I go to the toilet incase my ex wife inspects them and devorces me when she finds it I don't

I can't go on like this

At one time I got a bit of sympathy but people will only take so much just like my ex wife did and then they desert you and tell you to f off

Ps I'm sorry I had to come back and tell you .They tell you to f off and then desert you .
They make sure they let you know what they think of you before they desert you .

They don't desert you and tell you to f off when theve desserted you or they will be talking to them selves

delta workin the preston cotton fields

Delta is my friend .he once advised me that I had not read a thread right and had got the wrong end of the stick ,that someone else wrote.Ill never forget that he helped someone in need .that was me .

Just like Ringo star needed a little help from his friends so did I
I'm not trying to be Edward Kennedy or Martin Luther king  with this little  speech
but Delta was there .

Just like when the little old lady was on the motorway hard shoulder trying to change her punctured tyre Delta pulled up in his car and got his wife out to help her change it

We nearly all need a friend to help us some time in our lives and it's not always to answer the million pound question on who wants to be a millionaire when we don't know the answer

If you see some one in trouble help them .but don't lend them money unless you give it them with a good heart knowing  deep down that you will probably never get it back

If you see some one in trouble help them .but don't lend them money unless you give it them with a good heart knowing  deep down that you will probably never get it back

sometimes folk pretend to be in trouble do wah , then you stop to help and get robbed

be careful out there pal , esp around st neots

It's no good threatening them and swearing at them and jumping up and down shouting that you knew that they would never give it you back like I do
It will haunt you and send your nerves into outer space  and destroy you .and you will have bad dreams for the rest of your life .that's if you can get to sleep

Hello my friend hello as the song goes
Yes you've got to be Neouts to stop at at neouts

Hello my friend hello as the song goes
Yes you've got to be Neouts to stop at at neouts

Welsh men jump out of the bushes singing men of harlech

your threads are compulsive reading do wah should be in the national curriculum

Yes I know I always like to read what I've wrote to see if it's me that wrote it

I'm very easy going.i never complain when I see a spelling mistake that I've wrote or missed a full stop or that my grammar is wrong
I never went to a grammar school .
Even some of them that went never learnt the grammar .they was in the boys toilet smoking

There's nothing worse than seeing a grammar school boy smoking in the toilet eSpecially if he's sat on the toilet and the doors open

Even though I'm an attention seeker .I would not steep to that sort of level just to get noticed

Im on one of the worst bad run of loers ever

I saw all  the reruns of all the races on Betfair yesterday .and still couldn't pick a winnerl

You'd have thought that jockey who stayed in the  stalls on his horse .would have learnt from his mistake and got out in the re run

Some of them  jump jockeys never learn, how many times do they need telling that the horse
needs to pick it's front legs up when it jumps a fence or hurdle

How's its back legs going to jump the hurdle or fence if it's front legs don't jump it first

No wonder  some of these horses have no faith in their jockeys .
After the jockey has took the wrong course in a race especially those in a five furlon sprint  on a straight course

One jump jockey started a three and a half mile chase at uttoxeter on a misty day and ended up at wetherby at the end of it

He night of told the stewards that he was on medication .but the sun said he was out at a night club in Southampton till four in the morning drinking

The jockey said it was fake news.their not bothered what lies they print  .the club was in Portsmouth

I believe the sun as they clearly show  in their picture that the cone on his head .
Read this is the  property of Southampton city council

I better go now as racing will start soon and formites like to talk about never never land where they dream about picking winners.