calling skelmersdale.

will you leave the monty roberts blanket at the left hand side of the main gate in the morning,that winner of the champion hurdle you asked me the check out got stuck in reverse when he got a crack of the the whip,and if you are reading this you will know that your mobile needs charging .the M.R, Is in the boot of your car.but the .C.H winner is as swift as the wind provided it does not see the whip.
give me a bell for fecks sake.