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brassneck
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twice an hour at least is supposed to be the going rate for the average person,so go do it now if you are not the average person and get average,it can save you lots of trouble.
"i dont feel well ,i wonder did i eat something that disagreed with me,i seem to have delly belly,oh i know what it is i forgot to wash my hands twice a hour"Laugh
this post has been brought to you by the brassneck health company.Laugh
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Report Deltâ • August 15, 2018 10:13 PM BST
its not how many - its how long per time
Report brassneck • August 15, 2018 10:24 PM BST
some people pet cats and then shake hands with you,and the cat may have lay somewhere that nobody knows aboutGrin
Report brassneck • August 15, 2018 10:28 PM BST
other people put their hands on door handles and they dont know who handled the handle of the door before them.in fact it could have been the person who had pet the cat who may have lay somewhere that nobody knowsLaugh
Report DenzilPenberthy • August 15, 2018 10:32 PM BST
Anti bacterial hand gels are a massive help have had alot less illness since using them for every public circumstance shopping.cashpoints etc. remember there are some horrible dirty people out there.
Report brassneck • August 15, 2018 10:34 PM BST
and then the person who handled the door handle could shake hands with someone who has just answered a phone or is just about to make a call and the person who pet the cat may ask to use the phone and then everyone gets the germs from the cat who may have lay somewhere that nobody knowsLaugh
Report DenzilPenberthy • August 15, 2018 10:38 PM BST
It's alot easier to control than you think.
Report brassneck • August 15, 2018 10:39 PM BST
and toilets are a bad place to handle doors ,some people kick them open,but the answer is bacterial hand gels in all businesses ,and then the goverments will not be complaining about lost days at work.so the governments should supply free hand gels to all businesses if they are serious about improving people missing days at work.LaughLaughLaugh
Report DenzilPenberthy • August 15, 2018 10:40 PM BST
Indeed and proper education to go with it but they've not got the sense.
Report brassneck • August 15, 2018 10:46 PM BST
they should at least supple them to all schools free and then children would not be sick so often and parents would not have to miss work because their children are off school.
a few bottles of gel could save millions and millions in lost revenue.
another brassneck idea,free hand gel for all schools and save millions.
Report brassneck • August 15, 2018 10:58 PM BST
and we all know how expensive it can be if someone in the family are sick(colds,flu etc)doctor bills,medicine,parents off work,and if one child get it its 1.01 the rest of the family will pick it up,and all could stopped if there was a hand gel in the classroom at school (about 2 quid tops).so everyone past this message on and everyone will benefit both in finance and health ,and everyone will be a winner.
Report SontaranStratagem • August 15, 2018 11:05 PM BST

Aug 15, 2018 -- 10:32PM, DenzilPenberthy wrote:


Anti bacterial hand gels are a massive help have had alot less illness since using them for every public circumstance shopping.cashpoints etc. remember there are some horrible dirty people out there.


Like the German manager who sticks his hands down his pants and then takes a sniff

I've got a family member who does the same and its a foul disgusting habit, he even scratches his a***, and I'm not talking just the cheeks either Cry

Report brassneck • August 15, 2018 11:09 PM BST
LaughLaughLaugh
Report BRIGGSY08 • August 15, 2018 11:10 PM BST
Is it true if u put to much sugar on ya cornflakes u can get worms??
Report DenzilPenberthy • August 15, 2018 11:18 PM BST
Nah just Frosties.
Report BRIGGSY08 • August 15, 2018 11:23 PM BST
New it was a mif. Cheers denz
Report BRIGGSY08 • August 15, 2018 11:25 PM BST
I like coco pops wi banana milk shake the best
Report brassneck • August 15, 2018 11:29 PM BST
the bacterial gels work two ways,one it protects the user,but the user who handles a door handle also kills  germs on the door handle.
about two years ago the irish government placed hand gels in corridors of their department of health so that visitors could avail of washing their hands when entering the building.
the survey shows staggering results(by accident) when it was discovered that of the 132 employees in the department only 2 people missed working days during the( vomiting bug season)against the normal 20% usual missed working days.and it is to be repeated this winter.but it really is staggering to say the least that a bottle of hand gel can save so many people from getting the winter flu bug.
Report brassneck • August 15, 2018 11:34 PM BST
if you put sugar on cornflakes you could get worms but if you smoke cigarettes you will not.worms will not live in a smoke zone body ,but cigarette companies are not allowed to advertise this.
Report BRIGGSY08 • August 15, 2018 11:35 PM BST
Gonna put some on me nob before me bedtime bj then it’ll make it safe to give her a good night kiss after without her moaning
Report DenzilPenberthy • August 15, 2018 11:38 PM BST
Careful not sure if it works on gonorrhoea Mischief
Report BRIGGSY08 • August 15, 2018 11:40 PM BST
Kills 99.9 percent of every thing denz. AIDS the lot.
Report DenzilPenberthy • August 15, 2018 11:48 PM BST
Grin
Hopefully I'll never have to find out Wink
Report brassneck • August 15, 2018 11:51 PM BST
some people can get tape worms if they take too much sugar.records show that a tape worm can reach 20 feet long and beyond and will curl up in coil in your belly,the sufferer will lose weight as the worm will live of all the sugar out of the sweet food that the person eats.a simple worm tablet will kill the worm and will pass through to body no problem but the the real problem is that most people will not know is they have worms.most tape worms pass through the body when people go the toilet ,but children should be checked before flushing.and if you think you have tape worm check yourself before flushing.they are little white strings about half an inch to an inch long.LaughLaughLaugh
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Report BRIGGSY08 • August 15, 2018 11:53 PM BST
So ya saying the worms in the sugar brass??
Report BRIGGSY08 • August 15, 2018 11:54 PM BST
Surely u can get one off a bit of sugar if that’s true
Report brassneck • August 16, 2018 12:11 AM BST
i dont know much about it,but children suffer from worms regular,dogs and cats also,the doctor of vet will tell you to change their diet and give worm tablets ,this is called worming,in children cases they will be told to cut out all sugar.and owners of animals will be advised to stick to strict diets of dog and cat food while feeding their pets.
farm animals are different and get doses to protect against fluke and worms on a regular basis,if we have any farmers on the forum they will advise better than myself .
Report DenzilPenberthy • August 16, 2018 12:15 AM BST
Confusing searching the subject fcuk me can't be that hard to find out how they start I give in Crazy
Report brassneck • August 16, 2018 12:16 AM BST
gamblers would be prone to having worms,eating the wrong food day after day,not exercising ,and drinking beer when they win,bad sleep habits,and high stress levels looking at JAMIE SPENCER and LIVERPOOL and SPUDS each week.Cool
Report BRIGGSY08 • August 16, 2018 12:17 AM BST
A thousand year ago u wud be hard pushed to find anyone without worms, there are written records from York of worms coming out of peoples eyes they were that riddled
Report DenzilPenberthy • August 16, 2018 12:17 AM BST
Must just be a common infectious disease then that somehow you end up swallowing?
Report BRIGGSY08 • August 16, 2018 12:21 AM BST
Seen a dog once puke a sh1t load of worms up then keel over an die. Looked horrible
Report DenzilPenberthy • August 16, 2018 12:24 AM BST
Dogs catch and carry allsorts my labrador infested my gaff with fleas about 6 weeks ago which I solved but irony is she got them from the garden as she's too old/crippled to go anywhere but cats are always kicking around as are hedgehogs.
Report brassneck • August 16, 2018 12:29 AM BST
its caused by low immune system ,in normal healthy people their immune system would kill worms but as i say ,the immune system can drop below normal level if you are waiting for the likes of deli ali to score the first goal,this could play unrepairable damage to your nerves and immune system,resulting in  panic skid marks outside your toilet door.
So a good sign would be that if you go to the doctor and tell him you think you have worms and you have the runs,if he inquires if you have backed jamie spencer or deli ali (first goal)it would be a sure sign that its a high possibility that you have contacted worms Laugh
Report DenzilPenberthy • August 16, 2018 12:30 AM BST
Laugh
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