I like Tudor crisps !

I run a laundrette  washing machine
I head to Glasgow every so often
With my big washing bag
I converse with professional artist
Drawing the dole !
A was a bootlegging wd be gangster
Trying to be somebody but am
Now a nobody , a professional
Cyber troll ,  I once tried real gambling
But I was a serial looser , so I find
Fasta pics , my years of playing space
Invaders payed off an the 1.01 king
Pin !  Bottle merchant ! 
I got no life
On here is my home
Attacking posters looking hard
Never really changed a was a bully at
School now a wrinkly old full !
As Arnie wd say you are one
Ugly mother f—ker.

Doing porridge & claiming benefits while raking in the fast pics dosh are shokking emishuns imho but, otherwise, very catchy. Have you got a release date yet ??

the massia rap!

Mart, do you write out invoices for your customers and can they understand them?

big aitch - no problem on that front as they can be easily edited 

As pointed out on the Thread 2, he is angry.

good work willie. you’re right inside his head

Aug 10, 2018 -- 7:15AM, sparkygayle wrote:

Doing porridge & claiming benefits while raking in the fast pics dosh are shokking emishuns imho but, otherwise, very catchy. Have you got a release date yet ??

Asbo stevie 

FORUMS BIGGEST LIE.    Willie Shafter.    101    10 Aug 18 16:07

bigmart 24 Jul 15 00:44
BET RECEIPT NUMBER : O/20517364/0007268
Selection    Selection Details    Result
1   
Horse Racing
NAAS
21:05 STAKES (3YO+) 1m
22nd of July 2015 6:05 am
Win or E/W
Royal Navy Ship @ 6/4 (GP)
Lose

Stake and Return Details
Bet placed at    22nd of July 2015 5:25 pm    Total Stake    £3000.00
Bet type    Single (To Win)    Tax@Tax free    0
Number of lines    1    Total stake due    £3000.00
Stake per line    £3000.00    Freebets Redeemed    £0.00
Channel    Internet    Total amount paid    £3000.00
Number of win lines    0       
Number of void lines    0    Returns    £0.00
Total Returns    £0.00

ABOVE BET PLACED BY BIGMART.

Magic__Daps 24 Jul 15 11:14
Selection    Selection Details    Result
1   
Tennis
Betting in Running
K Thoms/KK Vyrlan v JM Smith/KN Smith
17th of June 2015 10:30 pm
2nd Set in Running
JM Smith/KN Smith @ 1/6
Win

Stake and Return Details
Bet placed at    18th of June 2015 00:27 am    Total Stake    £1,500.00
Bet type    Single (To Win)    Tax@Tax free    0
Number of lines    1    Total stake due    £1,500.00
Stake per line    £1,500.00    Freebets Redeemed    £0.00
Channel    CHANNEL_D    Total amount paid    £1,500.00
Number of win lines    1       
Number of void lines    0    Returns    £1,750.00
Total Returns    £1,750.00

ABOVE BET PLACED BY MAGIC__DAPS

APPEARS A COMMA HAS WENT AWOL.


bigmart    25 Jul 15 09:05
perhapps you should lean about how bets are settled instead of reading pm messages from cork langer
take it none of you have paddy accounts , some times setters seem to change full stops and comas

bigmart Nov 7, 02:16PM
yep i hung my head in shame only bet i ever edited in my life and caught , totally out of my character
i had split up with my long term partner , and had hit the drink heavy , i hardly drink , i suppose i just wanted to feel good about myself and instead of the 100 bet i changed it to a 1000 , stupid thing to do ,
bigmart    20 sept 16 22:58 

when i was young i trained the sas.

bigmart    28 sept 16 19:22

ive currently got a £2,000.000 pension fund.

bigmart    07 nov 16 23:32

im in profit by £200,000 with paddypower.

smokey1919 20 May 17 21:42

shearer  22k in 5 weeks that's a nice run by anyone's standards kiddo

bigmart 01 Sep 10

194 bets 172 winning bets

smokey1919    25 May 17 00:18 

i have 22 properties in edinburgh hal very expensive place


Ian Le Frenais would pay millions for this script.

comma, comma, comma, comma, comma commeleon
You come and go, you come and go ....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Mn_w9wEdOA

Don't laugh at mart 'cause he's a fool
I know it's true, yes he's a fool
No-one seems to care
I'd give the world to share my life with someone
Who really loves me
I see them all falling in love
But my lucky star hides up above
Someday maybe my star will smile on me
Don't laugh at me 'cause I'm a fool
I'm not good-looking, I'm not too smart
I may be foolish thats why im fatmart
I love the flowers, I love the sun
But when I try to love the girls
They laugh at me and run

Getting desperate now I already explained to Danny years ago even dashed cringing at u trying to did up dirt because your are a betting failure useless infact , a rough like u akways done taking of bits left on ladder , hoe thick really are u I if I wanted to edit a bet I wd not put up a looser it was put up after race u thiiick **** ,  only one gambler knows what he is doing pre race you stick to  space invaders , magic embarrasing too be honest backing 1-5 shots  no wander he is scratching around trying to  up grade his dwindling pot fastest way to poke house and sighs of desperation  when u start that that’s how u lost fir years pre race stevie such is your lack off bottle I used to back shorties but has your fingers burned a few times .  It’s understandable why he don’t back pre race nowadays because he was sh——t  at it and still is , it wd be fair to say molly the cat cd put a paw on paper and have more success than this clown !   .  Cringing at how easy I make money backing ore race  the thread want come to nothing  err profit time after time class that is unsuppsed all put up pre race something he has a little trouble with , read Shane’s post when logged out see he a—-nal
Licking so what as per embarrasing .

bigmart    25 Jul 15 09:05
perhapps you should lean about how bets are settled instead of reading pm messages from cork langer
take it none of you have paddy accounts , some times setters seem to change full stops and comas

bigmart Nov 7, 02:16PM
yep i hung my head in shame only bet i ever edited in my life and caught , totally out of my character

bigmart    20 sept 16 22:58 

when i was young i trained the sas.

bigmart    28 sept 16 19:22

ive currently got a £2,000.000 pension fund.

bigmart    07 nov 16 23:32

im in profit by £200,000 with paddypower.

smokey1919 20 May 17 21:42

shearer  22k in 5 weeks that's a nice run by anyone's standards kiddo

bigmart 01 Sep 10

194 bets 172 winning bets

smokey1919    25 May 17 00:18 

i have 22 properties in edinburgh hal very expensive place

6 lies 1/9
5 lies 7/1
4 lies 66/1
5 lies 100/1
6 lies 100000000000000/1

6 lies 100000000000000/1


lay us a tenner

pm from mart

Burkey1885    10 Aug 18 16:35
steivie can i have £900 on 9 lies pleaese.

bigmart Nov 7, 02:16PM
yep i hung my head in shame only bet i ever edited in my life and caught , totally out of my character

Worlds biggest troll

worlds biggest bullsh!tter

worlds biggest liar

worlds biggest belly

£5 trixie the 3 above.

I'd climb a mootain for a canny bag of Tudor

only one crisp av ever liked better than spring onion tudor and that’s smiths bovril.

aye wenna was a youngun at me ma's a lived on bovril crip sarnies.

get Marmite now an again now but not a patch. Reckon if bovril come back for like a month limited thing only like manufacturers do they’d sell out.

golden wonder haggis is the way forward but you might hav to order off amazon

best tudor flavour for me was pickled onion closely followed by salt n vinegar - walkers fooked salt n vinegar- totally diff recipe but pickled onion still a player if you can eva find em - like hens teeth

Mek ya eyes water golden wonder pickled onion, a like them TAYTO ones as well ma lass gets them from home bargains for 20p a think

Tudor tomato sauce flavour were the dogs.

https://www.google.com/search?q=tudor+tomato+crisps&client=firefox-b&tbm=isc...

gone upto 22p briggsy ...was in today

Claimed me 18 bog rolls for £4.49 though ......bargain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq9jzRWoMGY

enjoy mate

Shears can I get your serious opinion on wagon wheels please?  I once got 6 moon in jail over an argument about them when I said they were gram for gram the best value Chocky biscuit on the market. My attacker and the instigator of the situation was claiming them single bar twixes multi packs were better value and couldn’t understand that a twix ain’t a biscuit anyway and also tried to say if a twix weren’t a biscuit never was a wagon wheel.

first of all wagon wheels were the sickliest treat on the market....bar none

i will leave you wiv a song and come back to the subject tomorrow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWz0JC7afNQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO5-w3540H8

burkey1885

'Look muppet your a cyber troll good guess ,I ain’t been in that shop for over 6 months'


greg posted a bet from that shop dated the 3rd of august ?????