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I ain’t that clever and a got no m8s
I welch on bets cos a Didnae have the stake
A start a new thread about someone every week
Cos am the saddest clown in town ,
I lost 150 k On a horse a thought had fell
Am dumber really than your ave Bell !
A wish a could talk really English
But I just talk a lot off sh——t
Ma names willy wonker an am
Not very bright !
A pick loads oh winner as long as the price is really tite
Am scared of all the bad boys
Cos am just the forum clown
Some times a back shorties
And I get caught wi ma pants down
A wish a cd back pre race but am no very bright
So a talk about every ride and it’s always full of
Sh——t
I got my wee band oh brothers too make
Me feel good ,
Only one Massiah the rest full of sh—- t
Backing 1-5 shots u need to get a life !
A cannie go abroad. Cos as no allowed
Oot !
A got batters by a hockey stick
And am an ugly dood
No wader I go wandering and akways where my hood
Am an ugly ducking and am always in a mood !
A look at massigh thread cis he’s the main dood
If I backed pre race a wd have nae money food !
I welch on bets cos a Didnae have the stake
A start a new thread about someone every week
Cos am the saddest clown in town ,
I lost 150 k On a horse a thought had fell
Am dumber really than your ave Bell !
A wish a could talk really English
But I just talk a lot off sh——t
Ma names willy wonker an am
Not very bright !
A pick loads oh winner as long as the price is really tite
Am scared of all the bad boys
Cos am just the forum clown
Some times a back shorties
And I get caught wi ma pants down
A wish a cd back pre race but am no very bright
So a talk about every ride and it’s always full of
Sh——t
I got my wee band oh brothers too make
Me feel good ,
Only one Massiah the rest full of sh—- t
Backing 1-5 shots u need to get a life !
A cannie go abroad. Cos as no allowed
Oot !
A got batters by a hockey stick
And am an ugly dood
No wader I go wandering and akways where my hood
Am an ugly ducking and am always in a mood !
A look at massigh thread cis he’s the main dood
If I backed pre race a wd have nae money food !
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I run a laundrette washing machine
I head to Glasgow every so often With my big washing bag I converse with professional artist Drawing the dole ! A was a bootlegging wd be gangster Trying to be somebody but am Now a nobody , a professional Cyber troll , I once tried real gambling But I was a serial looser , so I find Fasta pics , my years of playing space Invaders payed off an the 1.01 king Pin ! Bottle merchant ! I got no life On here is my home Attacking posters looking hard Never really changed a was a bully at School now a wrinkly old full ! As Arnie wd say you are one Ugly mother f—ker. |
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Doing porridge & claiming benefits while raking in the fast pics dosh are shokking emishuns imho but, otherwise, very catchy. Have you got a release date yet ??
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the massia rap!
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Mart, do you write out invoices for your customers and can they understand them?
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big aitch - no problem on that front as they can be easily edited
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As pointed out on the Thread 2, he is angry.
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good work willie. you’re right inside his head
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FORUMS BIGGEST LIE. Willie Shafter. 101 10 Aug 18 16:07
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bigmart 24 Jul 15 00:44
BET RECEIPT NUMBER : O/20517364/0007268 Selection Selection Details Result 1 Horse Racing NAAS 21:05 STAKES (3YO+) 1m 22nd of July 2015 6:05 am Win or E/W Royal Navy Ship @ 6/4 (GP) Lose Stake and Return Details Bet placed at 22nd of July 2015 5:25 pm Total Stake £3000.00 Bet type Single (To Win) Tax@Tax free 0 Number of lines 1 Total stake due £3000.00 Stake per line £3000.00 Freebets Redeemed £0.00 Channel Internet Total amount paid £3000.00 Number of win lines 0 Number of void lines 0 Returns £0.00 Total Returns £0.00 ABOVE BET PLACED BY BIGMART. Magic__Daps 24 Jul 15 11:14 Selection Selection Details Result 1 Tennis Betting in Running K Thoms/KK Vyrlan v JM Smith/KN Smith 17th of June 2015 10:30 pm 2nd Set in Running JM Smith/KN Smith @ 1/6 Win Stake and Return Details Bet placed at 18th of June 2015 00:27 am Total Stake £1,500.00 Bet type Single (To Win) Tax@Tax free 0 Number of lines 1 Total stake due £1,500.00 Stake per line £1,500.00 Freebets Redeemed £0.00 Channel CHANNEL_D Total amount paid £1,500.00 Number of win lines 1 Number of void lines 0 Returns £1,750.00 Total Returns £1,750.00 ABOVE BET PLACED BY MAGIC__DAPS APPEARS A COMMA HAS WENT AWOL. bigmart 25 Jul 15 09:05 perhapps you should lean about how bets are settled instead of reading pm messages from cork langer take it none of you have paddy accounts , some times setters seem to change full stops and comas bigmart Nov 7, 02:16PM yep i hung my head in shame only bet i ever edited in my life and caught , totally out of my character i had split up with my long term partner , and had hit the drink heavy , i hardly drink , i suppose i just wanted to feel good about myself and instead of the 100 bet i changed it to a 1000 , stupid thing to do , bigmart 20 sept 16 22:58 when i was young i trained the sas. bigmart 28 sept 16 19:22 ive currently got a £2,000.000 pension fund. bigmart 07 nov 16 23:32 im in profit by £200,000 with paddypower. smokey1919 20 May 17 21:42 shearer 22k in 5 weeks that's a nice run by anyone's standards kiddo bigmart 01 Sep 10 194 bets 172 winning bets smokey1919 25 May 17 00:18 i have 22 properties in edinburgh hal very expensive place Ian Le Frenais would pay millions for this script. |
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comma, comma, comma, comma, comma commeleon
You come and go, you come and go .... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Mn_w9wEdOA Don't laugh at mart 'cause he's a fool I know it's true, yes he's a fool No-one seems to care I'd give the world to share my life with someone Who really loves me I see them all falling in love But my lucky star hides up above Someday maybe my star will smile on me Don't laugh at me 'cause I'm a fool I'm not good-looking, I'm not too smart I may be foolish thats why im fatmart I love the flowers, I love the sun But when I try to love the girls They laugh at me and run |
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Getting desperate now I already explained to Danny years ago even dashed cringing at u trying to did up dirt because your are a betting failure useless infact , a rough like u akways done taking of bits left on ladder , hoe thick really are u I if I wanted to edit a bet I wd not put up a looser it was put up after race u thiiick **** , only one gambler knows what he is doing pre race you stick to space invaders , magic embarrasing too be honest backing 1-5 shots no wander he is scratching around trying to up grade his dwindling pot fastest way to poke house and sighs of desperation when u start that that’s how u lost fir years pre race stevie such is your lack off bottle I used to back shorties but has your fingers burned a few times
 . It’s understandable why he don’t back pre race nowadays because he was sh——t at it and still is , it wd be fair to say molly the cat cd put a paw on paper and have more success than this clown ! . Cringing at how easy I make money backing ore race the thread want come to nothing err profit time after time class that is unsuppsed all put up pre race something he has a little trouble with , read Shane’s post when logged out see he a—-nalLicking so what as per embarrasing . |
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bigmart 25 Jul 15 09:05
perhapps you should lean about how bets are settled instead of reading pm messages from cork langer take it none of you have paddy accounts , some times setters seem to change full stops and comas bigmart Nov 7, 02:16PM yep i hung my head in shame only bet i ever edited in my life and caught , totally out of my character |
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bigmart 20 sept 16 22:58
when i was young i trained the sas. bigmart 28 sept 16 19:22 ive currently got a £2,000.000 pension fund. bigmart 07 nov 16 23:32 im in profit by £200,000 with paddypower. smokey1919 20 May 17 21:42 shearer 22k in 5 weeks that's a nice run by anyone's standards kiddo bigmart 01 Sep 10 194 bets 172 winning bets smokey1919 25 May 17 00:18 i have 22 properties in edinburgh hal very expensive place 6 lies 1/9 5 lies 7/1 4 lies 66/1 5 lies 100/1 6 lies 100000000000000/1 |
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6 lies 100000000000000/1
lay us a tenner |
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pm from mart
Burkey1885 10 Aug 18 16:35 steivie can i have £900 on 9 lies pleaese.  |
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bigmart Nov 7, 02:16PM
yep i hung my head in shame only bet i ever edited in my life and caught , totally out of my character  |
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Worlds biggest troll
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worlds biggest bullsh!tter
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worlds biggest liar
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worlds biggest belly
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£5 trixie the 3 above.
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I'd climb a mootain for a canny bag of Tudor
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only one crisp av ever liked better than spring onion tudor and that’s smiths bovril.
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aye wenna was a youngun at me ma's a lived on bovril crip sarnies.
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get Marmite now an again now but not a patch. Reckon if bovril come back for like a month limited thing only like manufacturers do they’d sell out.
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golden wonder haggis is the way forward but you might hav to order off amazon
best tudor flavour for me was pickled onion closely followed by salt n vinegar - walkers fooked salt n vinegar- totally diff recipe but pickled onion still a player if you can eva find em - like hens teeth |
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Mek ya eyes water golden wonder pickled onion, a like them TAYTO ones as well ma lass gets them from home bargains for 20p a think
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Tudor tomato sauce flavour were the dogs.
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https://www.google.com/search?q=tudor+tomato+crisps&client=firefox-b&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=xJO9gxxbweGlqM%253A%252CHogNFrAIcP_SaM%252C_&usg=AFrqEzdACJhoJb5D2j1q8YXVmq-bRY0JBg&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiOuIjn2-PcAhXMNcAKHZRVCPgQ9QEwAHoECAYQBA#imgrc=xJO9gxxbweGlqM:
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gone upto 22p briggsy ...was in today
Claimed me 18 bog rolls for £4.49 though ......bargain https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq9jzRWoMGY enjoy mate |
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Shears can I get your serious opinion on wagon wheels please? I once got 6 moon in jail over an argument about them when I said they were gram for gram the best value Chocky biscuit on the market. My attacker and the instigator of the situation was claiming them single bar twixes multi packs were better value and couldn’t understand that a twix ain’t a biscuit anyway and also tried to say if a twix weren’t a biscuit never was a wagon wheel.
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first of all wagon wheels were the sickliest treat on the market....bar none i will leave you wiv a song and come back to the subject tomorrow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWz0JC7afNQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO5-w3540H8 |
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burkey1885
'Look muppet your a cyber troll good guess ,I ain’t been in that shop for over 6 months' greg posted a bet from that shop dated the 3rd of august ????? |