FORUMS BIGGEST LIE.

Burkey - an ARB is when you bet something and lay it at EXACTLY the same time (bet at 10s and lay at 9s to make a tin of beans, it is impossible to do for obvious reasons that you don't seem able to work out). It isn't when you bet something and highlight it on here some 16 hours later when the price has already gone!!!. Who is going to follow one of my selections on here at LUNCHTIME when the markets have formed, and somehow crash the price even more??? You are absolutely clueless when it comes to punting and how markets work and are formed.

Now if Hugh Taylor put it up then I would expect it to shorten, but some bloke in the middle of a random thread with a few people on at lunchtime is trying to crash a price?? It really shows how stupid you are.


Regardless of all of that - you stated it was a scam, it was 33 to 8s which was wrong, you stated I put it up the night before which is wrong, and I arbed it which again is also wrong. So for once, own up and admit you have your facts completely wrong.



Thanks

Magic please refer to the holmes and watson fred . . . Tar

Martin, do you ever go to Mussleburgh races?

Long way from Wisbech Stew

Jerks, who don't understand mathematics.

I thought you lived in Edinburgh Martin. My mistake.

I could never live in such an uneducated little city and country.

Martin does Stewy i dont.

Hello Mr cutter trust you are well.

Very well, 1885. I've just eaten a delicious curry. Hope you and the family are well.

Shepherds pie here in oven am having a few first.

Family are fine, myself im going bonkers need want racing its been in my blood for 40 years obviuously more important thingsat the mo, does not mean i dont miss my racing tho

Do yew knot fink these burkeys are a tad bi polar

The only Polar he's ever seen was when he too the SAS to the south pole for training....

took* ffs

Apr 23, 2020 -- 12:15PM, Burkey1885 wrote:

Shepherds pie here in oven am having a few first.Family are fine, myself im going bonkers need want racing its been in my blood for 40 years obviuously more important thingsat the mo, does not mean i dont miss my racing tho

I don't have blood anymore in my veins, but desperation, 1885.

Hello kv ive put some skis on the cosworth and got a team of dawgs

Yep aweful thymes 27 but im afraid it is what it is.

You sent Marty down the shop...

Yep a few chickens and a huge Kebab a golden trowel and a cuddly bear

To be fair to the big man he did say yonks ago he would send me a huge bottle of whiskey and he did.

Didn't you say it was unsealed as well ?

Hello Rooster i cant rem to be fair, sure went down well tho

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04 Dec 15 15:07
who cares waflos so they dont make errors even a master like me gets it wrong its human errors
paddy deffo settle in both dots and commas depends on settler i wrecken

stayinin 27 Feb 21 17:19 
4k up with Australia and UK racing today nice days work Arrivederci Mr Shafter...........

ricardo is proud of thissun.

Nutters out in force is it a Full Moon?

well..as it apppens..

A classic modern day forum fred and it deserves a toon   ooooosssss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu7AR0-FRro

Closely followed by......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFrMSJgOIpM

hows it hanging smirn?

a bit like your bank balance..

a song for the massives ala Billy ,,,,,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMZMhot1wU0

the jam/style to follow

aye..akin to this forum...thats entertainment.

Wheres the Basildon Butcher ?

bought a fireworks factory..now an expert in a different type of banger.

glentoby 07 May 21 21:42 
Onenightstandards @ 5/2 will be another click and collect.........£800 win.Santa Anita.....
glentoby 07 May 21 21:45 
Hope you laid it!!

Like shelling peas.............buona notte idioti

classic

Missing commas? Have you contacted your local lepidopterist?

Fine example IMO

punts
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Don't ask but a decent source passed this on..

14:00 Lingfield: Ivynator

I'm told it wins.

punts
Damn 4th place!

ketchup?

glentoby: Joined: 12 Mar 06 30 April 21 19:35

80% strike rate on threads if you include NECs at prices you shun TM?





80% strike rate - what is he on???

clozapine

But it has to be a possibility.

tobyjugmugs busy putting his newly acquired che guevara posters up..

bigmart 05 Aug 15 00:09
you dont bet in large enough amounts ya dopy hunt often no comas on stake only on returns
ya fan aye

World's Biggest Liar is an annual competition for telling lies, held in Cumbria, England. Competitors from around the world have five minutes to tell the biggest and most convincing lie they can.
Recent competitions

In 2003, Abrie Krueger of South Africa was named the world's biggest liar after telling a story about how he was crowned King of the Wasdale Valley. This marked the first time that a foreigner had won the competition, which was marked with allegations of Krueger having cheated.[5] A Bishop of Carlisle[6] was supposed to have once won the competition with the shortest-ever speech; he simply said, "I have never told a lie in my life."[7]

Comedian Sue Perkins won the competition in 2006, marking the first time in the event's history that a woman won the competition.[1] Her winning tall tale was about how the ozone layer became damaged, ice caps melted and people had to be taken to work on camels.[1]

In 2008, John "Johnny Liar" Graham won the competition for the seventh time after telling the judges a story of a magical ride to Scotland in a wheelie bin that went under the sea.[4] The previous year Graham's winning lie was that a World War II German submarine had invaded Britain to capture digital television decoders.[2]

Paul Burrows from Essex won the competition in 2010. He told a story of how the lakes and mountains of the Cumbrian countryside had been stolen from the county of Essex, leaving it as flat as it is today.[8]

The 2011 winner was Glen Boylan. His story involved betting on a snail race with Prince Charles (who advised him to remove the shell to make it more aerodynamic) and losing because his opponents cheated with battery-operated snails.[9][10]

2013 saw Mike Naylor win for the third time of his Lying career. Naylor, a 57-year-old man from Wasdale told a story about Wassie, the monster that lives in Wastwater, the local lake.[11] He is the nephew of Joss Naylor, better known as a fell runner, but himself also a former winner of the competition.[12]

2019 sees Martin Rowan of Edinburgh installed as odds on fav after telling the story of how he beat 2 maths teachers in a speed test,and i quote 'am being honest I got belted at school becise I was finished test in 10 min they said we’re is the answer book you got these all correct no one can do that they thought I was cheating ? I genuinely can’t tell u how I work it out , but  I beat 2 maths teachers in a speed test they were furious saying I must have a calculator , somethings can’t be explained am perfectly normal just my brain just calculated dif  the head of the foundation said if you can imagine someone with an engine yours is running with a super charger'

fruitcake recipe..more nuts imo.

punts 09 May 21 15:01 Joined: 16 Feb 06 | Topic/replies: 4,165 | Blogger: punts's blog

I just got a free £10 bet from 365 so I'm going to play the 17:15 Maiden.


punts 09 May 21 15:32 Joined: 16 Feb 06 | Topic/replies: 4,165 | Blogger: punts's blog
Well I logged in and just claimed it and my account Win/Loss is +1k

Figure that one out

World's Biggest Liar is an annual competition for telling lies, held in Cumbria, England. Competitors from around the world have five minutes to tell the biggest and most convincing lie they can.
Recent competitions

In 2003, Abrie Krueger of South Africa was named the world's biggest liar after telling a story about how he was crowned King of the Wasdale Valley. This marked the first time that a foreigner had won the competition, which was marked with allegations of Krueger having cheated.[5] A Bishop of Carlisle[6] was supposed to have once won the competition with the shortest-ever speech; he simply said, "I have never told a lie in my life."[7]

Comedian Sue Perkins won the competition in 2006, marking the first time in the event's history that a woman won the competition.[1] Her winning tall tale was about how the ozone layer became damaged, ice caps melted and people had to be taken to work on camels.[1]

In 2008, John "Johnny Liar" Graham won the competition for the seventh time after telling the judges a story of a magical ride to Scotland in a wheelie bin that went under the sea.[4] The previous year Graham's winning lie was that a World War II German submarine had invaded Britain to capture digital television decoders.[2]

Paul Burrows from Essex won the competition in 2010. He told a story of how the lakes and mountains of the Cumbrian countryside had been stolen from the county of Essex, leaving it as flat as it is today.[8]

The 2011 winner was Glen Boylan. His story involved betting on a snail race with Prince Charles (who advised him to remove the shell to make it more aerodynamic) and losing because his opponents cheated with battery-operated snails.[9][10]

2013 saw Mike Naylor win for the third time of his Lying career. Naylor, a 57-year-old man from Wasdale told a story about Wassie, the monster that lives in Wastwater, the local lake.[11] He is the nephew of Joss Naylor, better known as a fell runner, but himself also a former winner of the competition.[12]

2019 sees Martin Rowan of Edinburgh installed as odds on fav after telling the story of how he beat 2 maths teachers in a speed test,and i quote 'am being honest I got belted at school becise I was finished test in 10 min they said we’re is the answer book you got these all correct no one can do that they thought I was cheating ? I genuinely can’t tell u how I work it out , but  I beat 2 maths teachers in a speed test they were furious saying I must have a calculator , somethings can’t be explained am perfectly normal just my brain just calculated dif  the head of the foundation said if you can imagine someone with an engine yours is running with a super charger'

2021 Betfraud have installed Glendopey in as a 1/2 fav after hearing his exploits about  banging suzi quattro behind the odeon in soho,absailing down the golden gate bridge with 6 bazookas strapped to his back,chasing lucky luciano from sicily and defusing 17 IRA bombs seconds before they exploded.

2021 Betfraud have installed Glendopey in as a 1/2 fav after hearing his exploits about  banging suzi quattro behind the odeon in soho,absailing down the golden gate bridge with 6 bazookas strapped to his back,chasing lucky luciano from sicily and defusing 17 IRA bombs seconds before they exploded.

Is that true ?

no,been an objection,he sez was 8 bazookas.

Chewing gum ?

yes...not sure how he's going wrigleys out of this wun.

GI Joe will be along shortly,just going through the outcome of the Ballymurphy enquiry with a fine toofcombe.

tobymug been sent on covert intelligence manoeuvre?

bigmart 04 Dec 15 15:07
who cares waflos so they dont make errors even a master like me gets it wrong its human errors
paddy deffo settle in both dots and commas depends on settler i wrecken

Ishkhara Lady 5:00. Stealing money?
stewarty b 11 Mar 21 16:20
I'm sure it is. Going to spunk 2 monkeys. Down 140 for the day, this should cover it.
stewarty b 11 Mar 21 16:42
Form different gravy here. 30/100 looks fair imo.
stewarty b Joined: 02 Aug 02
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FWIW I wasn't heavily involved. I only tried to pull the forum gimp in.

best comedy post last 10yrs..5/6 take your pick.

my fav was him and his brother picking up medals at the commonwealth games (?) when they ran down the track during the 100m final

Here are another good handful that warrant serious consideration for the No1 slot....

14 putters on in the golf bag
48 computers that don't work on betfair
Gave Suzi Quatro a good seeing to
Beat Maradona playing keepy uppy
Bookie gives him 4/5 for 4/7 shots
Bookie lets him cash out for big profits even before the horse has run
Bookie lets him fill his stakes in after the bet has finished
Member of Royal family getting a round in during a drinking binge
Lawyer charges £1,800 per hour
£16 million nicely tucked away

2 classics ....

"Me and my brother were jogging down the hill to get a kebab when we accidentally took a wrong turn and ended up on the track of Edinburgh stadium. Just then we heard a shot and realised we were lined up at the start of the commonwealth games 100m final.

We both legged it down the track to get away from officials, in doing so overtaking the cream of the commonwealths sprinters, we both ran through the line and out the stadium via the back door.

Afterwards I saw on tv that we'd both gone under 9.7 secs and went back to get our medals to the tune of Oh Liar of Scotland."

Footnote; Mart beat Norrie but only because Norrie dipped while Mart thrust his stomach out

bigmart    12 Jan 15 12:43I've got the original copy of the bible in my loft. Signed.

The car headlights he had that can shine around corners was amusing.

so was training the sas in between building bird tables

smokey1919    25 May 17 00:26
not a mini cooper rs 56 twin panoramic sun roofs full body kit stainless steel twin exhaust
32 color changing amber lighting  , upgrade full sat nav
with built in blue tooth , the heads lights switch and light around a corner ie if you driving along a country road it lights up the corner before u reach it , air con , upgraded wheels , tuned engine racing filter , upgrade shocks, cruise control stop start, upgraded seats ,v8 engine 800hp 40mpg,goes like stink.

bigmart    08 dec 14 20:43

done a bungee jump for charity on forth bridge,rope snapped and lucky i landed on a ship delivering tyres to quickfit in edinburgh,had to get off at edinburgh docks and walk back to the bridge and do it again.

stewarty b 02 Oct 21 21:14
chavman, as you will have noticed I have kept my word to stu. I keep my word. First bet tomorrow ....1k win. Proofed before the off.

walofs.

Martyboy is still the king

bigmart    16 Feb 14 , go look it up, the plane was going down and richard branson sent me up the front to save the day, nevr flown a 747 but you either got it or you aint

bigmart    13 Jul 14  holiday inn edinburgh 1978, mis world contest was held in the ballroom and me and my broter were at the back stage party, i pulled mis nicarraguia and my brother had mis peru, fact

i met mary stavin miss world 77 at gosforth dogs.

bigmart    22 Jan 15 i aint worried i seen more deaths in the falklnds when i was supporting 3 para, we was in disguises until they seen us dressd as animalds near the airfield but by then i had em in my sites and it was good night , was over in a few miuns we to much firepower

you're as bad as him steve

fosc

i met mary stavin miss world 77 at gosforth dogs

Steve he might of Done , she went out with Don Shanks (Footballer) , He was a big Dog Fan ,She deffo went other tracks with him

Did he not say he was Building a Fence , for the No 1 UK Advisor   in the fight against Co Vid ? Think it was at start of Pandemic

deffo did..cant recall why she was there now.

I’m £4.00 up this month so far.

I miss mart

Agree Statsman, if it wasn't  for the aftertiming most would have
Felt the same. Imo.

spoke to mart last night he wants all his fans to know  is well has lost 4 stone and is fighting off the crumpet but often succumbs much  to the delight of the ladies , smashing it on the horses and is currently touring  bespoke car showrooms for a new set of wheels . sends his regards to rico and other followers and said he is busy working on a loft perversion.

You can't beat a good aftertime or even a bad one!

mart never did bad aftertimes ,they were done with a bit of class and not a hint of shame !  always good for a laugh the great man ,the forum is poorer without him!

I’m £470.00 up this month so far.

i trained mart who then  trained the sas !

I’m £837.00 up this month so far.
380 bets.

1600/586

Rico-Dangleflaps 15 Feb 22 19:29
ask gaze to poast his 3mth p&l
soon scarpers.

Gaze733 15 Feb 22 19:31
Horse Racing: €2438.32
Total P&L: €2438.32

poor gaze omitted a comma

🥱

Ishkhara Lady 5:00. Stealing money?
stewarty b 11 Mar 21 16:20
I'm sure it is. Going to spunk 2 monkeys. Down 140 for the day, this should cover it.
stewarty b 11 Mar 21 16:42
Form different gravy here. 30/100 looks fair imo.
stewarty b Joined: 02 Aug 02
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FWIW I wasn't heavily involved. I only tried to pull the forum gimp in.

inducted into the bf hall of fame..wd stewyeebee.

bigmart 04 Dec 15 15:07
who cares waflos so they dont make errors even a master like me gets it wrong its human errors
paddy deffo settle in both dots and commas depends on settler i wrecken

formoftheace 12 Sep 23 14:56 
Langholm Big chance….imv

formoftheace 12 Sep 23 15:48 
Small bit of green no damage coffee money

Rico-Dangleflaps 12 Sep 23 15:50 
formoftheace 12 Sep 23 14:56
Langholm Big chance….imv


green? it lost?

formoftheace 12 Sep 23 15:52 
Traded small

Zzzzzz ffs

Ffs

CagliariG 20 Oct 23 18:17 
tailed off in the Div 2 comp but still +862 lst last 12 mths.

stewarty b 21 Dec 23 16:51 
I swerved clear at 1/5. False price. That said I think Qazaq can nail the 6.00. Cost plenty and only the Gosden beast to beat and it's form is dodgy at best. Costing 300k it has been given a decent opportunity to win first time out. 10/11 a decent price imh.

WALOFS.

hulk23 08 Jan 24 12:47
Golden Ace looks a lay at 9.6

hulk23 08 Jan 24 13:19
08-Jan-24
13:03:32    12:55 Taunton
Golden Ace - Win
Betfair Bet ID 1:33420225xxxx | Placed: 08-Jan-24 12:47:29    Back    9.60    31.00    --    --
266.60
Won

CagliariG  Feb 24 20:10
£350 @ 13/8 bog with Baldy

CagliariG 12 Feb 24 18:55
Not so sure you should be confident Quixall, just had £2oo his other @ 13/8 bog with Baldy.

pmsl walofs tsoc.

glentobytunaliar 26 Jan 18  21:50

As far as I am aware I personally own the only method which will produce a long term profit,not a "system" as popularly refered to and devised after 2 decades + of research.My sole motivation for posting on any racing or betting forum is to give the average punter an edge.No more,no less.

My method would be no good to the average or even prudent punter or greedy chancers.I had an offer to purchase it following a trial by 4 individuals on the BF Forum,over a year using it.Bound by copyright etc and proven beyond doubt the worth of it.

The only time I was tempted to sell I had an offer that was £40,000 short of the £600,000 I would accept.All documented and recorded for posterity.I would only sell on condition that the proceeds went to SSAFA,knowing full well that would be the only payoff.

The offer came from a well known tipping operation who continue to rip off punters Nationwide and now coming up to their most lucrative period.

It is still for sale but £600k is the minumum I would consider to part with it on behalf of SSAFA!!

CagliariG 27 May 24 19:27
We have laid it to lose £155 K min sparrow and hope for more!!!