John is the nicest man on the heath, He don’t bother tarting them u, he don’t even bother Picking them out either straight out of box, and on To the heath, sometimes they get a brush over
He’s sort of taking the piss, when you see his and Prescotts It’s like a scrubber from Dagenham, and a supermodel
They don’t run any slower And You can put lipstick on a pig.
John is the nicest man on the heath,He don’t bother tarting them u, he don’t even botherPicking them out either straight out of box, and onTo the heath, sometimes they get a brush overHe’s sort of taking the piss, when you see his and Presco