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Yes that package tve Guy put uo on the other thread was not the one am going on ? Am going on the up graded version , which included 2 nights stay in hotel on top ats around £2600 worth ? Am looking right onto the 18th hole al wave at u hope you are watching on tv they tend to focas on the celebs am always ducking away from the cameras fella ! Carnooooooostie here a come , you never know with hotel near by I might even get w birdie 
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Do you calculate your speed ratings in between holes?
Heard they double booked the room they said mr Faldo sorry that’s room cannot be transferred we await the arrival of the massiah ! 
Do you need all 10 fingers to calculate the ratings?
POOR MART...THE MINDSET OF A 12YR OLD...
AND THE IQ OF A MOTH.
AND THE IQ OF A MOTH.
Jul 11, 2018 -- 11:24PM, mouse muldoon wrote:
Where do you put the calculator?
When you git a tall long legged blonde , being good with figures takes on a hole new persceiption 
I tend using your fingers works better than a calculator
Jul 11, 2018 -- 11:29PM, Willie Shafter. wrote:
POOR MART...THE MINDSET OF A 12YR OLD...AND THE IQ OF A MOTH.
Last time u got a ride was on the billy smarts circus , 
One day willy u might join the famous like me son now now back in your kennel , u might bite off more than u can chew ! As per 
Just fir the record bookmakers have me at 2/5 to get a home in one
| Cell 1 | Cell 2 |
| Cell 3 | Cell 4 |
You seem to have forgot about your previous girlfriend from Portugal from last/previous years Mart - you know .... the one you mentioned the otha night - i aint even gona go on typing cos ya is a lowlife pure and simple..
Night night
Night night
unless your staying in the clubhouse you aint looking over the 18th green
pleased for you getting a surprised upgrade after yesterdays convo on here
pleased for you getting a surprised upgrade after yesterdays convo on here
U wd not get near it u wd wake up with stars and thinking u got hit by a bus 
Jul 11, 2018 -- 11:35PM, smirnoff2therescue wrote:
You seem to have forgot about your previous girlfriend from Portugal from last/previous years Mart - you know .... the one you mentioned the otha night - i aint even gona go on typing cos ya is a lowlife pure and simple..Night night
What are u actually talking about because I have no idea , explain why I am a low life tar you barking up the wrong tree and know zero about nev
thats cos you lie on a daily basis ya fookin bafoon
own ya **** ya fookin loon
own ya **** ya fookin loon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLRjFWDGs1g
BURKEY
BURKEY
Shearer might even stick my kilt on I don’t lie sorry I have a great life am I live it to the full not like some sad fkiers on here no the fact is I stated I something line in your dreams when I posted that girl in red well I was seeing her m8 guess am lucky that way ‘ Stop guessing son tar
Shears I lie daily really what I lies about tonight cheers
ok i shall indulge......
why you not wiv her now
why you not wiv her now
Stephen applied but they said no rif raf it’s a gentleman’s club !
never seen private boxes around the 18th green at Carnoustie,once the grandstand is up to the right of the green and with the club house directly behind the green there isnt the room as far as iknow.
2 hows her big C coming on....... wea ll know that one dont you
Lads like you propa press my buttons lad plain and simple
Lads like you propa press my buttons lad plain and simple
I fell out with her she wants me back messaged me all the time shears truth , she like booomrang keeps coming back . That’s who I took to Alvor last month
. That’s who I took to Alvor last month
She not got big c donut she had an op I took her away on hol actually befure her op because she will be of work fir 3 weeks !
Have you booked yours and Shearer's holiday yet mart ?
U getting mixed up shearer the guy I am taking to golf has big c u know idea how happy he was when I told him he just got married 2 years ago ffs
the prosecution rests m/lord - wot a fookin lowlife you are
Jul 11, 2018 -- 11:55PM, smirnoff2therescue wrote:
the prosecution rests m/lord - wot a fookin lowlife you are
Your getting it all wrong shears I have been really good to her treated her like princess above and behinds the call of duty
im looking forward to getting to Portugal in 2hrs 30 mins om Marts private jet Glasgow
U listening to that tea pot dopey dopey by name dopey by nature I never ever stated Ami flew from Glasgow Manchester dafty
Any more guesses shears getting line your horse picks way of target
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MARTS TALKING BOLLOX AS PER..THERE ARE NO 'PRIVATE BOXES' AT CARNOUSTIE OVERLOOKING THE GREEN
MARTS TALKING BOLLOX AS PER..THERE ARE NO 'PRIVATE BOXES' AT CARNOUSTIE OVERLOOKING THE GREEN
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It says 2 hours 55 but friends on wind currents ya tool one gorkbgot across in less than tvst tine 2 hours 25. We kasbdee home 20 min she’s of sheduel
His private cardboard one will be there Saturday night...!
No point Stephen posting about flights he not allowed abroad tbe only jumbo he gets it’s that big hit dog the phat prat eats
Many times do I say it insignificant posters line u get blocked it’s cslled serial waffler U make boris Johnston look good
No not betting at min too many horses under performing in heat !
Have you unblocked corky now mart.?
My question about yours and Shearer's holiday seems to have been missed.!
My question about yours and Shearer's holiday seems to have been missed.!
AIS said it CUDNT BE DONE EVEN WIV A TAIL WIND - just as CORFEW CUDNT BE DONE -when Greg was uploading photos of ya "written" bets in Laddies whilst you were in CORFEW
Give it up YFDC
Give it up YFDC
AIS said it CUDNT BE DONE EVEN WIV A TAIL WIND - just as CORFEW CUDNT BE DONE -when Greg was uploading photos of ya "written" bets in Laddies whilst you were in CORFEW
Give it up YFDC
Give it up YFDC
Flights Going Out
EDINBURGH to Faro (The Algarve) FAO
Airline: Jet2.com Flight Number: LS815
Departs: Sun 22 Apr 2018 at 15:35
Arrives: Sun 22 Apr 2018 at 19:00
Seats:20A,20B (extra)
Flights Coming Back
Faro (The Algarve) FAO to EDINBURGH
Airline: Jet2.com Flight Number: LS816
Departs: Thu 03 May 2018 at 10:55
Arrives: Thu 03 May 2018 at 14:20
Seats:28A,28B (extra)
my flight times this year Paul
EDINBURGH to Faro (The Algarve) FAO
Airline: Jet2.com Flight Number: LS815
Departs: Sun 22 Apr 2018 at 15:35
Arrives: Sun 22 Apr 2018 at 19:00
Seats:20A,20B (extra)
Flights Coming Back
Faro (The Algarve) FAO to EDINBURGH
Airline: Jet2.com Flight Number: LS816
Departs: Thu 03 May 2018 at 10:55
Arrives: Thu 03 May 2018 at 14:20
Seats:28A,28B (extra)
my flight times this year Paul
Understood turkey, anyone who is able to get under your skin with a mere appearance on a thread gets blocked, thanks for confirming I still have it, that makes it 15 love to me...!
Jul 12, 2018 -- 12:08AM, smirnoff2therescue wrote:
AIS said it CUDNT BE DONE EVEN WIV A TAIL WIND - just as CORFEW CUDNT BE DONE -when Greg was uploading photos of ya "written" bets in Laddies whilst you were in CORFEW Give it up YFDC
Your slavouring I have been Alvor 4 times it’s a very short flight from Manchester how long u think it takes ya clod
.. and you seem to have missed MMS question about speed ratings ta.
Glassie, if he does speed ratings then I do astrophysics in dutch.
No Glasgow on the Contary u missed my post I stated not looking as as heat affect the horses big time at min form all over the shop
So during a hot spell you have weeks of missing ratings?
I have forgot more that u know mouse about speed ratings sorry to hit u on the head good luck
Jul 12, 2018 -- 12:12AM, the dealer wrote:
must take at least 3 hours from manchester
Nope it does not said 2 hours 55 on booking but ajways takes less to Alvor fact
So you haven't bothered to calculate ratings for any of the races run today because it's too hot?
Official flight time Manc to Faro 3 hours according to the companies who fly there daily, burkey is bound to be right though of course...!
Had this discussion wiv Stevie at the toon Tom - difference in times was approx 2mins even though Edinbugh/toon is approx 120 miles away - Manchester probs about same distance away from toon - what he doesnt realise is that planes dont go in a direct line etc etc 
When u understand how much heat affects horses and how much fluid tbesecloose during a race under such conditions u wd not bet either but hey how fire your darts been doing this too long to try fulls gold
Now your an Aviation expert what wd stevie know about flying he not got passport ya Dinnie it took me 2 hours 35 min I don’t give sh___t what fantasy stevie works is in that’s how long it took
OK, I'll chuck all these ratings in the bin because of the ongoing heatwave.
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| Polar Light | 50 | Kemp_8_11 11Jul18 |
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| Noble Gesture | 48 | Kemp_8_13 11Jul18 |
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| Roman Warrior | 59 | Kemp_8_2 11Jul18 |
| Dame Vera | 58 | Kemp_8_3 11Jul18 |
| World Breaker | 57 | Kemp_8_4 11Jul18 |
| Champs Inblue | 55 | Kemp_8_5 11Jul18 |
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| Unbridled Spirit | 55 | Kemp_8_7 11Jul18 |
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| Delicate Kiss | 52 | Kemp_8_11 11Jul18 |
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| Dance Me | 60 | Kemp_8_6 11Jul18 |
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| Carlini | 45 | Kemp_8_11 11Jul18 |
| Passing Clouds | 38 | Kemp_8_12 11Jul18 |
| Firelight | 59 | Kemp_6_1 11Jul18 |
| Shorter Skirt | 59 | Kemp_6_2 11Jul18 |
| Summer Blossom | 55 | Kemp_6_3 11Jul18 |
| Penarth Pier | 50 | Kemp_6_4 11Jul18 |
| Quarry Beach | 49 | Kemp_6_5 11Jul18 |
| Lajeen | 49 | Kemp_6_6 11Jul18 |
| Across The Sea | 48 | Kemp_6_7 11Jul18 |
| Feel Glorious | 47 | Kemp_6_8 11Jul18 |
| Double Quick | 43 | Kemp_6_9 11Jul18 |
| Heavenly Bliss | 41 | Kemp_6_10 11Jul18 |
| One Kiss | 39 | Kemp_6_11 11Jul18 |
| Aghast | 28 | Kemp_6_12 11Jul18 |
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| Zzoro | 56 | Kemp_11_5 11Jul18 |
| Long John Silver | 55 | Kemp_11_6 11Jul18 |
| Villette | 54 | Kemp_11_7 11Jul18 |
| Tangramm | 53 | Kemp_11_8 11Jul18 |
| Bluff Crag | 52 | Kemp_11_9 11Jul18 |
| Detachment | 50 | Kemp_11_10 11Jul18 |
| Vettori Rules | 45 | Kemp_11_11 11Jul18 |
| Vincent's Forever | 43 | Kemp_11_12 11Jul18 |
| High Command | 31 | Kemp_11_13 11Jul18 |
| Fantasy Keeper | 79 | Kemp_6_1 11Jul18 |
| Han Solo Berger | 74 | Kemp_6_2 11Jul18 |
| Pennsylvania Dutch | 73 | Kemp_6_3 11Jul18 |
| Blazed | 71 | Kemp_6_4 11Jul18 |
| Operative | 69 | Kemp_6_5 11Jul18 |
| Signore Piccolo | 66 | Kemp_6_6 11Jul18 |
| Little Palaver | 63 | Kemp_6_7 11Jul18 |
| King Of Rooks | 61 | Kemp_6_8 11Jul18 |
| Van Gerwen | 53 | Kemp_6_9 11Jul18 |
| Cappananty Con | 51 | Kemp_6_10 11Jul18 |
| Always Amazing | 50 | Kemp_6_11 11Jul18 |
| Young John | 43 | Kemp_6_12 11Jul18 |
how were you writing bets from ya local laddies then when you hav openly said you are/in corfew then -..... go on answer that one
when burkey says no bets he means he hasn't had any winners to send onto GG to post, losers galore this week, like that lay he advised yesterday that bolted in, when your lucks out it is out, something a compulsive like turkey never comprehends
I know feck All about speed ratings, but surely they are not seasonal.?? I would have thought the opposite and the better the ground the more precise they are.?
U can get rating line tvst kf racing post ur time firm mouse
So everything else aside burkey, when you going to confirm acceptance of shafters challenge, or must we spread the word that you are an habitual liar, bottler, bluffer, nothing more , nothing less...!
conveniently you hav swerved my question Mart .....i wonder why..... maybe im a tad confused
The only speed rating burkey has ever calculated was when answering the Service Questionnaire in his local kebeb shop...!
good old burkey, whenever a question has you by the short and curleys, run Forrest, run Forrest run...!
mart
“am in curfew” you said the other day
what were you saying here. you’re where?
“am in curfew” you said the other day
what were you saying here. you’re where?
On curfew from the asylum..... back in the straight jacket by about 830
In Corfu one min and placing bets in laddies in Edinburgh - borrowing Branson’s private jet no doubt
Enjoy your day out mart
The massiah posts and the dogs come barking
The massiah posts and the dogs come barking
He did mean Corfu which is a Greek themed pub in Edinburgh (HTH) 
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