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Yes that package tve Guy put uo on the other thread was not the one am going on ? Am going on the up graded version , which included 2 nights stay in hotel on top ats around £2600 worth ? Am looking right onto the 18th hole al wave at u hope you are watching on tv they tend to focas on the celebs am always ducking away from the cameras fella ! Carnooooooostie here a come , you never know with hotel near by I might even get w birdie 
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Do you calculate your speed ratings in between holes?
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Between holes depends on the curve of her bum
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Where do you put the calculator?
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Heard they double booked the room they said mr Faldo sorry that’s room cannot be transferred we await the arrival of the massiah !
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Do you need all 10 fingers to calculate the ratings?
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POOR MART...THE MINDSET OF A 12YR OLD...
AND THE IQ OF A MOTH. | ||||
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mrat yuo tlak smoe fnkucig stihe.
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One day willy u might join the famous like me son now now back in your kennel , u might bite off more than u can chew ! As per
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Just fir the record bookmakers have me at 2/5 to get a home in one
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i'd like to try your nose.
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unless your staying in the clubhouse you aint looking over the 18th green
pleased for you getting a surprised upgrade after yesterdays convo on here | ||||
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You seem to have forgot about your previous girlfriend from Portugal from last/previous years Mart - you know .... the one you mentioned the otha night - i aint even gona go on typing cos ya is a lowlife pure and simple..
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U wd not get near it u wd wake up with stars and thinking u got hit by a bus
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thats cos you lie on a daily basis ya fookin bafoon
own ya **** ya fookin loon | ||||
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chamberlain?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLRjFWDGs1g
BURKEY | ||||
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Shearer might even stick my kilt on I don’t lie sorry I have a great life am I live it to the full not like some sad fkiers on here no the fact is I stated I something line in your dreams when I posted that girl in red well I was seeing her m8 guess am lucky that way ‘ Stop guessing son tar
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Scleqtfwsk
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She was tidy hey shearer
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Shears I lie daily really what I lies about tonight cheers
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18 th green private box. ?
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ok i shall indulge......
why you not wiv her now | ||||
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Stephen applied but they said no rif raf it’s a gentleman’s club !
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She with CR7 now
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never seen private boxes around the 18th green at Carnoustie,once the grandstand is up to the right of the green and with the club house directly behind the green there isnt the room as far as iknow.
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2 hows her big C coming on....... wea ll know that one dont you
Lads like you propa press my buttons lad plain and simple  | ||||
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I fell out with her she wants me back messaged me all the time shears truth , she like booomrang keeps coming back
. That’s who I took to Alvor last month | ||||
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She not got big c donut she had an op I took her away on hol actually befure her op because she will be of work fir 3 weeks !
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Have you booked yours and Shearer's holiday yet mart ?
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U getting mixed up shearer the guy I am taking to golf has big c u know idea how happy he was when I told him he just got married 2 years ago ffs
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the prosecution rests m/lord - wot a fookin lowlife you are
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What’s a done now
wasn’t me ! | ||||
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im looking forward to getting to Portugal in 2hrs 30 mins om Marts private jet Glasgow
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U listening to that tea pot dopey dopey by name dopey by nature I never ever stated Ami flew from Glasgow Manchester dafty
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2 mins difference ydc
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