calling burkey

typo ... he meant to say he was the fattest person in his school

only one person cd beat me at badminton , he ended up Scottish champion

mart fook me

mart fook me

‘only one person cd beat me at badminton , he ended up Scottish champion’

This is going to be hard to beat. That said, not sure what kind of talent is needed to be Scottish Champion of anything. They’re very good however at giving it large before referendums then bottling it at the polling stations.

Used to give that Andy Murry fella a few scares back in the day did our boy

Who's the current scottish sumo champ?

tats mcfattie from porkiness

in marts defence, he didn't enter this year though

I suppose he'll reclaim the crown next year.

no crown, it's a string of sausages encrusted with chocolate buttons

'only one person cd beat me at badminton , he ended up Scottish champion’

They just keep on coming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSqU383qdgM


burky

Mart taught Billy The Fish how to swim.

mart you silly fat ****..you talk some ****.

won at badmington riding shergar

strange thread topic by cardy..

^ However, got the required bullshlt response from Berk though.

20 tiddlers

I know mart well..we were in the same class at school.when we were taking P/E, I remember our teacher used to call mart mr blobby..as he couldn't keep up with the rest of the class in sports..he was always afraid in the changing room. His belly was so big he couldn't see his todger.

strange that the opening posts were removed too.

Plenty of Marts posts used to get removed, expect the embarrassment of the Badminton comment kicked in after time, and he rang and got it removed himself....

the girls at school would never call mart mr blobby though,,they thought he was a big pansy,,  so the called him MRS BLOBBY

Magic stop guessing guys name was Kenny middlemiss  he had been coached since he was 7 he okd not matter how hard I tried just cd not best him he cd got the corned 2 inches from the Line and was pure class !  I   Used to play fir 2 hours every night my self at primery  agsin only one guy cd beat be but just ! They had s tournament in 2 nd year the 2 that ended up in final were the only two who cd best me , some people are just gifted !   This clown does not know me 3 rd time he has tried a stunt like this !  Wac

You aint allowed to mention Kenny for some reason, Mart.

i cant remember you ever playing badmington,,,if you did so,, why were you always so heavy..

badminton

5 pies ev dinner time

has he seen a cok since he give up the badmington?

if hes still as fat ,hes never seen it .

He is also good at show jumping poss got his wires crossed

Does the speed ratings for badmington horse trials.

And makes the jumps

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has he seen a cok since he give up the badmington?


Every time he looks in the mirror!!

Newsboy?

I remember Mart posting a picture of himself as a young man. He was slim, and sporting a mullet haircut if my memory serves me right. A fine specimen of a man!

COULDNT HAVE BEEN HIM,, mart was always fat,,

all the kids used to sing to mart,,the same song they sung to  roy chubby brown,,  u  fat b      u fat b

Photo of mart looking very athletic on his famous thread. Page 241

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