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Tell the forum how you got to Portugal in 2hrs 35 mins Billy Liar
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Marts Says Good Afternoon Boys
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you talk some absolute sh!t.
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why is the pool empty?
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cos its a hotel/holiday brochure snap shot MT
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Mart just had an 'accident'.
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if that's the brochure shot then why didn't they hire a photographer that can keep his camera level?
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looks like a concentration camp
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£37 pp pn without even searching hard, I've kennelled the dog in better
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will be just one of many shots these hotels take showing various amenities on site mouse for people "looking" on trivago et al
 ps you wud expect the pool to be heaving if it was taken in the afternoon and yet not a soul in sight Maybe they charge £30 a dip lol |
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bloody holidays, much better lumping the money on dead cert favourites.
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the pic will have been taken early in the morning that's why there's no one there, the only other reason would be he'd just been for a dip and everyone else had got out done a runner
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Shirley some german towels should be in the pic whatever time of day?
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hotel brochure snap 1.01 the dc
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i think hes dropped his camera in the pool as its low quality pic.
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That must be him blocking out the light, top right.
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dropped his kebab in it while operating on a great white with his new found vet skills.
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looks like mart is the only person staying in the hotel
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Maybe the opening line was
"Hello im mart from the betfair forum" |
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2hrs 30mins to portugal..
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He's off to the Bahamas next; only 3 hours to get there according to his speed ratings.
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Marts Email
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he's some boy as well as a dc
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Best hotel in Portugal in the middle of June and not one person in the pic.
If he's in Portugal i'm posting from the moon.  |
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nice winning bet though.
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are there plenty of portugeeseses lasses than are getting smashed by big mart?
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.. portugeezers more like callisto.
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Manages to gets his bets on despite Portugal being on the banned list. Anybody else smell large quantities of b/s
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bet isnt bf tho
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The ban covers all betting not just bf, most firms won't even allow you to log in.
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I use GOTOMYPC
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Caliso sent u a screen shot let’s jus say I want be eating egg and chips tonight
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Pot Noodle in ya flat where you live with ya mam
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His mam aint that good at cookery.
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screen shot?
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most screen shots on here are zodiac spu****g over his monitor looking at Sir ap.
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So it's pot and hold the noodles ?
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He'll just throw the little sachet down his neck.
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Don’t take drugs mouse am anti drug seen the effects and carnage lost a lot of M8s from younger days
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