Muff diving

If you are lost down there they can put a few tucks in these days, Briggsy.

Up ya game

I got sent out the night as they boooked this psykick to co come round. 25 pound each   Am in kitchen now and these lot are mortal

Fat guy from seaton deleval wearing an old Umbro jumper

Drinking from the furry mug, between mouthfuls of Domino's pizza (or KFC ... it's Finger Lickin Good).

Strange that it sends you deaf for a while, when they clamp their thighs around your head when they reach orgasm ... some have suffocated in the past.... so I have heard.

Thinking of gan for it the night, but the last time was years ago an a done the motor boat thing and she said “you don’t have to do that” 
I wasn’t getting nowt out of that anyway

What I heard the night is as if they prefer that to the normal

Briggsy,

Tire her out with a couple of laps of "wheelbarrows" first ...

And when you go down the first time ... make sure you have taken your false teeth out.

Danger !!! ... it can cause gum disease.

ram the falsies in briggsy..she wont ask again

A fat guy from Seaton Delaval wearing an old Umbro jumper ?? Wazza must have gone straight to yours from Hexham.....

You shoulda asked the psychic bloke for a few winners?