I remember once selling pure muck to girls who were pestering me to sell them a bit of my hashish
obviously I knew they didn't have a clue so I rolled up some muck, put some "impressions" in it, and I told them it was some new stuff that had just come on the market called "golf ball" hash 

one of them inspected it for a sec.. before putting it in her pocket and handing me the fiver I was charging

