as requested forum clowns w\e 6\5\18

evening Steve - how did he pull Melanie

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get yaself a trump syrup imo

Fair enough.

Kick on.

you'll pull her sister

only one of us was telling troof though werent we

im every bit like Stevie ......just not as rich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7DqMur-3UQ

Oh god not again

No shearer you gave your side i gave mine

Im not doing this again i really aint.

Goodnight Godbless.

he bought her shears..absolutely no love there..have you seen them together? everytime he trys to hold her hands she refuses,an utter cringe.

and btw,he doesnt wear a syrup,neither did wogan..just both use comb overs.

yeah, but shearer has to wait a while to grow his comb over back.

you gave your side lol

yes for two years when you lied ya back teeth off and called me all the names under the sun and ......some believed ya till......the truth came out.

Its important that we get it right cos its a new audience these days

ooossshhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICnlyNUt_0o

beanie.

as i say the guys that now defend him dont like johnny rotten ........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY7EPE9biO0

evening shears

tough station all that. good luck with it.

shirley rafa cant stay with same owners another season, shirley one has got to give way

me dad said when i was lucky enough to understand him that NUFC was in our blood - rafa if he has any brains or knows more than we do shudnt stay ....simples - much better than we are offering him

All the best shearer.

i cud be wrong.......i cud be right.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv0efmUKP9s

Domino 14 comes on all DCI Banks and leaves as PC Penrose. Dear me another one gets eaten alive, they come and go don't they.

lookng at the mid week update a couple of new entrants at least for sunday and one strong contender today going all out for a new number one stewratyb needs to pull his finger out soon

no-one..repeat no-one can knock burkey from No1 spot.

Like i said shearer i aint doing this again.

You seem desperate to portray me as a bad person, when in fact i am the exzact opposite of what you portray. Of cause the usual suspects want this started up all over again, if this attempt at my character assaination somehow helps in your fight by taking your mind of things then so be it.

You will be talking to yourself because i aint going over this again, there are 2 sides to every story you said yours i said mine, im more than happy for people to judge me.

I very happy with the person i am.

Once again . . Take good care of yourself and fight it, my bro in law lasted 7 years longer than they gave him

Both my parents went to the bastard so i know all about cancer shears.

Good luck

Willie you was not a usual suspect b t w

Before i get a new **** ripped

Smirnoff2therescue,

Reading this thread, i can see you're going through the ringer with serious medical issues, and not for the first time. I understand how something as insignificant as this forum can induce an occasional laugh, and Mart, bless him, must be a savour to you in this respect. 

I'm not having a pop at anyone in particular, but there's a lot of crap and fantasy posted on here as you know, so your 'health' posts add a semblance of reality in the right perspective to gloss over it. I hope the treatment is successful and wish you well. Good luck.

GHOSTOFALEXBIRD    10 May 18 05:35 
Like i said shearer i aint doing this again

well stop rising and ydc and ignore it.

I agree with Willie.

.... i agree with salmon whom i bid good morning from an overcast chester.   

Good morning GLASGOW.

I don't agree with anyone and think this forum should be named after Billy Smart

Good morning by the way.

Morning all.

Pm in a few minutes Andrew, Ghost you can expect a text.

I think i know what that text maybe.

What is there not to like about it if im right

Good morning all.

Willie (Thumbs up icon)

Only that it's a better turf horse but I honestly thought he'd be nearer 7/4 than the current price, See owner 2 days ago with missus, He treated us to lunch & when they go up in class wants us to go along, I could add more but best it waits till we have a catch up.

Thanks Gut

Im more than likely over Tomoro gutty, Got to go to busy bees missus wants a pair of those riding boots

Yeah i thought it should be the jolly on what it done last time.

I'll be about by 12 if you're still here.

Be heading home by then mate

Got to do the "rounds"

You and your crazy golf

Just cant get past that clocktower let alone through the waggon

Afternoon inspector

https://youtu.be/KTQ4HnWP6B0

We are all going to Chester tomorrow and he asked me this morning if I had heard anything and told him that My Lord And Master & Christopher Robin are two I have very strong info for and he was talking about getting £10,000 out the bank to have a bet on them up there tomorrow.

I am having £250 on My Lord And Master tomorrow, and £500 EW on Christopher Robin - I am waiting for the sportsbook to price up, but seen he is 100/300 in some places. I may have an ew double as well

Domino and father-in-law looking for a multi-storey car park

the cannon be busy next few days.

Christopher Robin? Eyeore and Piglet would have more of a clue than the biggest bluffer ever known to the Forum

and there's more .....

I was chatting to Frankie in Newmarket on Sunday evening and he said he had a really good book for this week at Chester and was really looking forward to Award Winning and Argentello today.

Only there yesterday

https://media.giphy.com/media/I4Jmrcjnr8Zfq/giphy.gif

getting £10,000 out the bank to have a bet on them

probably backed with chester bet

what about the 1.5 mill house in chelsea?

I aint got a 1.5 mill house in Chelsea.

Mini Warren place in the fens is worth about 200k but that aint mine its the Grandkids

In a nutty place king of Dubai you are the king indeed

WAC

Shafters offering a million if you can borrow a quid off someone tonight

Fook it i know a quids hard to find  il let you have 50p at 2 million

YFDSC

Are you still claiming that i am domino kingy???

The lengths some posters will go to to be in the clowns top ten x4

Are you still claiming that i am domino kingy???

The lengths some posters will go to to be in the clowns top ten x4

F A O BOG DARKING

If this loon does not top your new list then it is a worthless exercise that yew are undertaking

Whos mentioned what i earn??? Not me

NURSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEE To Wales please

No NHS staff in Merthyr.
Far too dangerous.

Salmon . . . p m

Well its been smashed up.

Good luck us

cannon camera for sale on gumtree..quick sale needed.

To be fair he had me hoodwinked for a couple of weeks but daddy knew as always

Matched well odds on so no damage done here gutty hope you got out.

It was Zaaki b t w not that i can be trusted with info apparently

Goodnight sports fans

The house in Poole Lane has a very small garden I have noticed ,no where to keep horses let alone have a BBQ

father in law just cut off his supply of kodachrome

is he back on the gallops tomorrow?

no, he's attending a barbecue at the abromovich's

tony supply the meat? zodie the entertainment? chimp trapeze act?

no, zodie's borrowed roman's yatch to carry a banana shipment from bogota to sarfend

does he also supply alec & greg?

no, he plans to expand the sanctuary to 12 acres and 1500 chimps

need a few 5 acre gaffes for that.

Morning all Domino hair.

Stop taking the piss will ya

GHOST riding at 9st. I don't think so.

On the wrong account Ghost, Shirley you should be giving us gallops updates and telling us about your chats with jockeys on course today given the racing at Chester.

father in law suspended his other acc.

Hello Kenners hair just back from laying some bricks

Told you he was a spoon ages ago, Best ignored ( KOD not kenners btw )

You certainly did.

Better judge of forumites than horses me

Words going round for Tornado watch at Kilbeggan tonight, No price though.

Ok mate tar i wont tell anyone

Like the chance of Our Kaempfer 3.15 Rasen

Fred went 3/1 the two shortys at Chester

If/When Eminent wins il dump the stake on Kachy

Had a bit on Eminent as well with Paddys money back second offer

haha heard Our kaempfer is also well fancied today but I don't trust him anymore.
Been a git to me too many times now.

Well that went well

davethehat new entry.

No 2 on the list imo

Flappy / Shafter numero uno imo

1. The  'Misplacing' of VJ Day

Q) When is a PLACE banker in a 12 runner handicap NOT a place banker?
A) AFTER it's finished 4th then it becomes a 4TP banker

2. The Dundalk Camera Never Lies?

The outsider of 3 in a photo finish betting market is called the winner.

Nearly 2 hours later, armed with the result, on comes King After to tell everyone the winner should have been favourite in the photo betting market.

And If that wasn't bad enough, in order to "PROVE" his AFTER-TIME, the sad git uploads an absolutely sh*t quality pic of the finish, which on close inspection actually appeared to be AFTER the line 

3. Punch Drunk?

Flappy was asked to give his opinion on the Wilder / Fury fight.

PRE-FIGHT
Rico-Dangleflaps
01 Dec 18 22:41

an absolute imponderable craig..

POST-FIGHT
Rico-Dangleflaps
02 Dec 18 10:51

betting was wrong stew,laid wilder,won plenty


All hail the King of the AFTER-TIMERS: Flappy / Shafter, aka KING AFTER'

1,no bet stated so absolutely inconsequential.
2,no bet,opinion only so absolutely inconsequentail.
3,pre fight you conveniently missed the 'evens each of 2' could lay 4/6.



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thats proper aftertiming

domino14    08 May 18 20:50 
@Willie - Compulsive Guesser , interesting ......
Out of interest do you use the in running rooms on course ? if so PM your name, I'll happily speak to two of good friends from over 20 years, one of them used to be very successful in play and was in those boxes for 4/5 years , it'll be interesting to find out if you really are as successful as you acclaim or if in fact as I suspect, you're some geeky BO ridden geezer sat in a box room somewhere craving attention for the sad excuse of a man he really is. I've come across a large number of see you next Tuesday's in my life, but reading the complete nonsense you post on a variety of threads on this forum, well you don't need to be a Gynaecologist to know you're a ....

any confirmation?

BOG DARKING 09 Mar 26 14:21 
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WillM922 05 Aug 25 23:09
deffo from a small village, you lad. I'm interested to see your results and statistics....

won millions..5ft 11..14st 5lb..6.7" E wrecked.

And able to re - point his own chimney stack!

That was all by your own admission!

A guy with a chimney to repoint even though he’s won millions!

At least you won’t trip on your Corey anytime soon, going up ladders to save a few

rumour has it Rico nearly did a Rod Hull.

anyoldiron must be right up there tbh……100 % bell.

do all my own work...had scaff up for roofer to repoint edge of verge tiles...was up helping and thort mays well re-point chimmney..

Untrustworthy cheap skate!

not keen on fish.

We’re all well aware that you love your Navy cake!

No tradesman likes the owner of a property hovering over or around them! The puts you top of your own list!

(I’d of pulled the ladder up and told you to wait, climb the scaffold and inspect and pull my work when I’m done!)

If you’re there pointing a verge up and the homeowner starts pointing up the chimney, I’d be very thankful! It’s short odds he only pointed the side that he could reach off the scaffold. I can’t see him straddling the chimney to do all four sides. Flaunching doubtful too!

scaff on north facing gable 3 stories.....pointing done on north side from ladder..pointing done on east/west/south on henwalk..sorted

Proper job! Never heard it called a henwalk before. A crawler down here.

A "henwalk" (or cat ladder) is a specialized roof ladder designed with a top hook and bearer bars to safely provide access to pitched roofs (25-65 degrees).

Yeah right - as said no tradesman wants the owner sniffing about whilst they’re working and I’m well aware of what those ladders are!

Fact is if you’ve got the dosh you employ someone to do it for you!

And you wonder why with tradesmen like that (not wanting the work) you were undercut by the Poles!

Lazy!

roofers my mate.