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cardenden
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i dont no whether  to be happy or sad,,  been seeing this lady for just over a year,  anyway she came home from her work today  and asked me to sit down ,she had something to tell me,,,well jack its like this,  your gonna be a daddy ,  she is 55 and im 65,,  i didnt think this possible,  but obviously i was wrong,,  i blame the viagra,  dont think this would have happened but for taking it,,,,you see i couldnt get a boner  until i took viagra in my later years,  she is over the moon as this will be her first child ,, but i have 10 kids already to four other women,   thinking about just telling her its over,  and go our own way,, i can afford to give her a tenner a week when the kid is born,,  as im paying for a few other kid already,  her sister wont be happy because iv been giving her one as well,  when my girlfriend is at her work,,  im really worried guys,,
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Report Zodiac • March 7, 2018 11:07 PM GMT
FAIR PLAY CARPIE !!!

ITS BETTER THAN SOME ON HERE ,,,

WHO JUST LIVE ALONE ,, COME ON HERE FOR A BIT OF COMPANY 24/7..

SLAG OTHERS AND BANG DE BISH HOP TO THE EARLY HOURS AngryAngryAngry

NO NAMES MENTIONED LaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report DenzilPenberthy • March 7, 2018 11:45 PM GMT
Funniest thread of the year candidate brilliant LaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report stewarty b • March 7, 2018 11:49 PM GMT
NO NAMES MENTIONED LaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh



Careful Zodie. Willie Shaft did the doors in Newcastle. You don't want your Niagrias flattened!!
Report Brave dancer • March 8, 2018 1:28 AM GMT
Can you sue 'Viagra'? You could surely argue that if it wasn't for the blue pill your swimmers would be dripping like a tap into an unforgiving sink.
Report Johnny_Mustang • March 8, 2018 5:47 AM GMT
And some people say romance is dead.
Report Ramruma • March 8, 2018 5:56 AM GMT
Thinly-veiled "I've had sex eleven times" thread.
Report deadbrain59 • March 8, 2018 9:39 AM GMT
mychelle girdle queen . comMischief
Report cardifffc • March 8, 2018 10:07 AM GMT
Rachel in the bible had a child at 800 so 55 not impossible
Report cardenden • March 8, 2018 3:27 PM GMT
around 1oclock i came clean with my girlfriend,  told her the truth about me, pumping her sister while still hooked up with her, right away she said its over , and il never be allowed to see our child,   i will just have to be more careful with her sister, dont want to make her pregnant as well,  her sister gives far better head anyway,,
Report Scamp the man • March 8, 2018 3:33 PM GMT
Just go on a Saga holiday
Report Big Boss • March 8, 2018 3:34 PM GMT
her sister gives far better head anyway

only cos she aint got any teeth
Report cardenden • March 8, 2018 3:37 PM GMT
she likes to finger ,, when gobblingLoveLove
Report Honest Bob • March 8, 2018 3:42 PM GMT
Just when I thought romance was dead................
Report G Hall • March 8, 2018 3:52 PM GMT
How old is the sis
Report cardenden • March 8, 2018 3:56 PM GMT
45
Report G Hall • March 8, 2018 3:56 PM GMT
Yummy
Report Rico-Dangleflaps • March 8, 2024 4:01 PM GMT
cardy,zodie,stewyb..all been impotent for 20yrs...

3 floppy discs.
Report lead on • March 8, 2024 4:11 PM GMT
He's just found out it's not his..
Report Hayden • March 8, 2024 4:14 PM GMT
Poor kid
Report Rico-Dangleflaps • March 8, 2024 4:50 PM GMT
lead on,was it black?
Report MJK • March 8, 2024 5:36 PM GMT

Mar 8, 2018 -- 3:27PM, cardenden wrote:


around 1oclock i came clean with my girlfriend,

Report MJK • March 8, 2024 5:37 PM GMT
Roma fans love that sort of thing as well..

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13171369/amp/Roma-ultras-hold-vile-banner-X-rated-message-Queen-4-0-Europa-League-win-against-Brighton.html
Report Rico-Dangleflaps • March 8, 2024 5:44 PM GMT
'the queen gave felatio'

Shocked
Report MJK • March 8, 2024 5:51 PM GMT
Give you a hint (having seen original photo). Two words beginning with B and J.
Report Rico-Dangleflaps • March 8, 2024 6:03 PM GMT
banjo?
Report MJK • March 8, 2024 6:04 PM GMT
Yes
Report Lee Ho Fooks • March 8, 2024 9:06 PM GMT
Did she celebrate by going to feed the ducks?
Report chavman • March 8, 2024 9:41 PM GMT
should have used the tradesmans imo
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