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i dont no whether to be happy or sad,, been seeing this lady for just over a year, anyway she came home from her work today and asked me to sit down ,she had something to tell me,,,well jack its like this, your gonna be a daddy , she is 55 and im 65,, i didnt think this possible, but obviously i was wrong,, i blame the viagra, dont think this would have happened but for taking it,,,,you see i couldnt get a boner until i took viagra in my later years, she is over the moon as this will be her first child ,, but i have 10 kids already to four other women, thinking about just telling her its over, and go our own way,, i can afford to give her a tenner a week when the kid is born,, as im paying for a few other kid already, her sister wont be happy because iv been giving her one as well, when my girlfriend is at her work,, im really worried guys,,
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FAIR PLAY CARPIE !!!
ITS BETTER THAN SOME ON HERE ,,, WHO JUST LIVE ALONE ,, COME ON HERE FOR A BIT OF COMPANY 24/7.. SLAG OTHERS AND BANG DE BISH HOP TO THE EARLY HOURS  NO NAMES MENTIONED  |
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Funniest thread of the year candidate brilliant
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NO NAMES MENTIONED LaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
Careful Zodie. Willie Shaft did the doors in Newcastle. You don't want your Niagrias flattened!! |
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Can you sue 'Viagra'? You could surely argue that if it wasn't for the blue pill your swimmers would be dripping like a tap into an unforgiving sink.
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And some people say romance is dead.
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Thinly-veiled "I've had sex eleven times" thread.
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mychelle girdle queen . com
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Rachel in the bible had a child at 800 so 55 not impossible
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around 1oclock i came clean with my girlfriend, told her the truth about me, pumping her sister while still hooked up with her, right away she said its over , and il never be allowed to see our child, i will just have to be more careful with her sister, dont want to make her pregnant as well, her sister gives far better head anyway,,
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Just go on a Saga holiday
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her sister gives far better head anyway
only cos she aint got any teeth |
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she likes to finger ,, when gobbling
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Just when I thought romance was dead................
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How old is the sis
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45
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Yummy
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cardy,zodie,stewyb..all been impotent for 20yrs...
3 floppy discs. |
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He's just found out it's not his..
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Poor kid
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lead on,was it black?
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Roma fans love that sort of thing as well..
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13171369/amp/Roma-ultras-hold-vile-banner-X-rated-message-Queen-4-0-Europa-League-win-against-Brighton.html |
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'the queen gave felatio'
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Give you a hint (having seen original photo). Two words beginning with B and J.
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banjo?
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Yes
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Did she celebrate by going to feed the ducks?
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should have used the tradesmans imo
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