THE WORLDS GREATEST POSTER IS BACK !!!

banana flavored aspirin

Still not used 5-minute chef

Magic Magic zodini
All losing Days Disappear

Off to Alecs tonight for a large banana boat.

Evening disciples,,

A real nightmare day for the Ledge >>>  i was "binoculars behind" at one point 

But i didn't get to where i am today >>>>> without showing Ginormous Niagra's  when needed

If you are still playing, be lucky and bet carefully 

Horse Racing: £15.45  Total P&L:  £15.45

Horse Racing    Showing 1 - 20 of 24 markets
Market    Start time    Settled date    Profit/loss (£)
Horse Racing / FfosL 14th May : 3m1f Hcap Chs    14-May-19 19:30    14-May-19 19:39    97.30
Horse Racing / Killar 14th May : 1m Hcap    14-May-19 19:20    14-May-19 19:23    205.30
Horse Racing / Sthl 14th May : 3m Hcap Hrd    14-May-19 19:10    14-May-19 19:18    108.00
Horse Racing / FfosL 14th May : 2m6f Hcap Hrd    14-May-19 19:00    14-May-19 19:06    165.41
Horse Racing / Sthl 14th May : 1m7f Hcap Chs    14-May-19 18:40    14-May-19 18:44    204.33
Horse Racing / FfosL 14th May : 3m Nov Chs    14-May-19 18:30    14-May-19 18:37    108.00
Horse Racing / Killar 14th May : To Be Placed    14-May-19 18:20    14-May-19 18:24    252.99
Horse Racing / Sthl 14th May : 2m4f Hunt Chs    14-May-19 18:10    14-May-19 18:16    216.01
Horse Racing / Bev 14th May : 1m2f Hcap    14-May-19 16:20    14-May-19 18:09    0.02
Horse Racing / Killar 14th May : 1m Stks    14-May-19 17:50    14-May-19 17:52    622.70
Horse Racing / Sthl 14th May : 2m4f Hcap Chs    14-May-19 17:40    14-May-19 17:46    -1,290.00
Horse Racing / Sedge 14th May : 2m4f Mdn Hrd    14-May-19 16:10    14-May-19 17:31    282.16
Horse Racing / Bev 14th May : To Be Placed    14-May-19 17:25    14-May-19 17:28    -1,000.00
Horse Racing / Sedge 14th May : To Be Placed    14-May-19 17:15    14-May-19 17:25    107.04
Horse Racing / Chep 14th May : 2m Hcap    14-May-19 16:00    14-May-19 16:05    216.01
Horse Racing / Chep 14th May : 6f Hcap    14-May-19 15:30    14-May-19 15:34    216.01
Horse Racing / Sedge 14th May : 2m1f Mdn Hrd    14-May-19 15:10    14-May-19 15:17    311.35
Horse Racing / Tram 14th May : 2m Hcap Hrd    14-May-19 15:05    14-May-19 15:09    540.01
Horse Racing / Chep 14th May : 5f Nov Stks    14-May-19 15:00    14-May-19 15:05    580.80
Horse Racing / Bev 14th May : 5f Sell Stks    14-May-19 14:50    14-May-19 14:53    -260.00
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Settled    Ref Id    Placed    Description         Avg. Odds    Stake    Status    DR
(£)    CR
(£)    Balance
(£)   
    2019-05-14
19:39    164566525287    2019-05-14
19:27    GB FfosL 14th May / 19:30 3m1f Hcap Chs
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP100         -    -    -    (2.70)         15,360.91
    2019-05-14
19:39    164566525287    2019-05-14
19:27    GB FfosL 14th May / 19:30 3m1f Hcap Chs / Steel Native
Lay         7.48    100.00    Won         100.00    15,363.61
    2019-05-14
19:23    164564696945    2019-05-14
19:11    IRE Killar 14th May / 19:20 1m Hcap
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP211         -    -    -    (5.70)         15,263.61
    2019-05-14
19:23    164564696945    2019-05-14
19:11    IRE Killar 14th May / 19:20 1m Hcap / Doogans Warren
Lay         6.40    211.00    Won         211.00    15,269.31
    2019-05-14
19:18    164564298028    2019-05-14
19:07    GB Sthl 14th May / 19:10 3m Hcap Hrd
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP111         -    -    -    (3.00)         15,058.31
    2019-05-14
19:18    164564298028    2019-05-14
19:07    GB Sthl 14th May / 19:10 3m Hcap Hrd / Hidden Glen
Lay         11.00    111.00    Won         111.00    15,061.31
    2019-05-14
19:06    164563268065    2019-05-14
18:57    GB FfosL 14th May / 19:00 2m6f Hcap Hrd
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP170         -    -    -    (4.59)         14,950.31
    2019-05-14
19:06    164563268065    2019-05-14
18:57    GB FfosL 14th May / 19:00 2m6f Hcap Hrd / Gone Platinum
Lay         8.80    170.00    Won         170.00    14,954.90
    2019-05-14
18:44    164560515817    2019-05-14
18:33    GB Sthl 14th May / 18:40 1m7f Hcap Chs
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP210         -    -    -    (5.67)         14,784.90
    2019-05-14
18:44    164560515817    2019-05-14
18:33    GB Sthl 14th May / 18:40 1m7f Hcap Chs / Cake De Lisle
Lay         6.95    210.00    Won         210.00    14,790.57
    2019-05-14
18:37    164559570379    2019-05-14
18:25    GB FfosL 14th May / 18:30 3m Nov Chs
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP111         -    -    -    (3.00)         14,580.57
    2019-05-14
18:37    164559570379    2019-05-14
18:25    GB FfosL 14th May / 18:30 3m Nov Chs / Lovenormoney
Lay         11.00    111.00    Won         111.00    14,583.57
    2019-05-14
18:24    164558790221    2019-05-14
18:18    IRE Killar 14th May / 18:20 To Be Placed
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP260.01         -    -    -    (7.02)         14,472.57
    2019-05-14
18:24    164558790221    2019-05-14
18:18    IRE Killar 14th May / 18:20 To Be Placed / Mujid
Back         1.26    1,000.00    Won         260.01    14,479.59
    2019-05-14
18:16    164556075871    2019-05-14
17:57    GB Sthl 14th May / 18:10 2m4f Hunt Chs
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP222         -    -    -    (5.99)         14,219.58
    2019-05-14
18:16    164556075871    2019-05-14
17:57    GB Sthl 14th May / 18:10 2m4f Hunt Chs / Shimla Dawn
Lay         6.20    222.00    Won         222.00    14,225.57
    2019-05-14
18:09    164540872494    2019-05-14
15:21    GB Bev 14th May / 16:20 1m2f Hcap / Osmosis
Back         7.00    60.00    Lost    (60.00)         14,003.57
    2019-05-14
18:09    164540816419    2019-05-14
15:21    GB Bev 14th May / 16:20 1m2f Hcap / Osmosis
Lay         7.00    60.02    Won         60.02    14,063.57
    2019-05-14
17:52    164555222918    2019-05-14
17:48    IRE Killar 14th May / 17:50 1m Stks
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP639.98         -    -    -    (17.28)         14,003.55
    2019-05-14
17:52    164555222918    2019-05-14
17:48    IRE Killar 14th May / 17:50 1m Stks / Foxtrot Liv
Back         1.64    1,000.00    Won         639.98    14,020.83

GOODNIGHT !!!

ZODIE >>>> THE BETTING AND FORUM LEGEND

JESUS WEPT..NEE WONDER YOU AINT PAYING ANY PC,MUST BE PAYING 2K A WEEK COMMISSION...

Afternoon disciples,

sincere apologies for posting that embarrassing £15 only profit yesterday (after being £2k behind)
NORMAL SERVICE RESUMED TODAY ,,, and the Daily Monkey copped with ease

Shut up shop now >>>> mission accomplished

This should pay for dinner at Felix tonight
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If you are still playing,,, be lucky and bet carefully

If you are trolling and stalking on here till the early hours >> FFS GET A LIFE >> or a wife
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Horse Racing: £507.61  Total P&L:  £507.61

Horse Racing    Showing 1 - 3 of 3 markets
Market    Start time    Settled date    Profit/loss (£)
Horse Racing / Yarm 15th May : To Be Placed    15-May-19 14:35    15-May-19 14:40    195.28
Horse Racing / Newt 15th May : 2m2f Hcap Hrd    15-May-19 14:10    15-May-19 14:16    108.00
Horse Racing / York 15th May : 1m4f Hcap    15-May-19 13:50    15-May-19 13:59    204.33
Profit and Loss is shown net of commission.
All times are UKT    


    Settled    Ref Id    Placed    Description         Avg. Odds    Stake    Status    DR
(£)    CR
(£)    Balance
(£)   
    2019-05-15
14:40    164615613133    2019-05-15
14:33    GB Yarm 15th May / 14:35 To Be Placed
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP200.7         -    -    -    (5.42)         15,868.52
    2019-05-15
14:40    164615613133    2019-05-15
14:33    GB Yarm 15th May / 14:35 To Be Placed / Archers Dream
Back         1.20    1,000.00    Won         200.70    15,873.94
    2019-05-15
14:16    164611931882    2019-05-15
14:03    GB Newt 15th May / 14:10 2m2f Hcap Hrd
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP111         -    -    -    (3.00)         15,673.24
    2019-05-15
14:16    164611931882    2019-05-15
14:03    GB Newt 15th May / 14:10 2m2f Hcap Hrd / Casa Tall
Lay         5.00    111.00    Won         111.00    15,676.24
    2019-05-15
13:59    164610526705    2019-05-15
13:48    GB York 15th May / 13:50 1m4f Hcap
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP210         -    -    -    (5.67)         15,565.24
    2019-05-15
13:59    164610526705    2019-05-15
13:48    GB York 15th May / 13:50 1m4f Hcap / Fujaira Prince
Lay         5.10    210.00    Won         210.00    15,570.91

SEE YOU ALL LATER IN THE WEEK

ZODIE >>>> THE FORUM LEGEND >>> BAR NONE

Afternoon disciples,,,

Nice to cop the Daily Monkey early,,,,

gives me time to sit by the lake with a glass of Chablis

THINK I'LL SHUT UP SHOP NOW >>>>>> MISSION ALREADY ACCOMPLISHED

If you are still playing , be lucky and bet carefully

If you are trolling and stalking until you run out of races,,

FFS >>> GET A LIFE ,,, OR A WIFE


Horse Racing: £513.74  Total P&L:  £513.74

Horse Racing    Showing 1 - 3 of 3 markets
Market    Start time    Settled date    Profit/loss (£)
Horse Racing / Perth 16th May : 2m Mdn Hrd    16-May-19 14:00    16-May-19 14:06    108.00
Horse Racing / York 16th May : 5f Hcap    16-May-19 13:50    16-May-19 13:59    201.41
Horse Racing / Salis 16th May : 5f Nov Stks    16-May-19 13:40    16-May-19 13:43    204.33
Profit and Loss is shown net of commission.
All times are UKT    



    Settled    Ref Id    Placed    Description         Avg. Odds    Stake    Status    DR
(£)    CR
(£)    Balance
(£)   
    2019-05-16
14:06    164712129627    2019-05-16
13:58    GB Perth 16th May / 14:00 2m Mdn Hrd
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP111         -    -    -    (3.00)         16,382.26
    2019-05-16
14:06    164712129627    2019-05-16
13:58    GB Perth 16th May / 14:00 2m Mdn Hrd / Falmouth Light
Lay         4.97    111.00    Won         111.00    16,385.26
    2019-05-16
13:59    164711366880    2019-05-16
13:50    GB York 16th May / 13:50 5f Hcap
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP207         -    -    -    (5.59)         16,274.26
    2019-05-16
13:59    164711366880    2019-05-16
13:50    GB York 16th May / 13:50 5f Hcap / Abel Handy
Lay         8.00    207.00    Won         207.00    16,279.85
    2019-05-16
13:43    164710062890    2019-05-16
13:38    GB Salis 16th May / 13:40 5f Nov Stks
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP210         -    -    -    (5.67)         16,072.85
    2019-05-16
13:43    164710062890    2019-05-16
13:38    GB Salis 16th May / 13:40 5f Nov Stks / Born To Destroy
Lay         5.00    210.00    Won         210.00    16,078.52

SEE YOU ALL LATER IN THE WEEK !!!

ZODIE >>>>>>>> The Winning Machine

Zodie the inveterate chaser did his conkers again

EVENING DISCIPLES,,,

Another bag of sand copped ,,, this will pay for Alec's tonight 

AND DUMBO STILL CAN'T SEE WHY VOLUME = 2.7%

WA braindead C


Horse Racing: £3,251.93 | Tennis: -£2,222.00  Total P&L:  £1,029.93

Horse Racing    Showing 1 - 13 of 13 markets
Market    Start time    Settled date    Profit/loss (£)
Horse Racing / Clon 16th May : 2m4f Mdn Hrd    16-May-19 17:55    16-May-19 18:01    148.86
Horse Racing / Newm 16th May : 6f Nov Stks    16-May-19 17:45    16-May-19 17:51    103.14
Horse Racing / Salis 16th May : 7f App Hcap    16-May-19 17:25    16-May-19 17:33    108.00
Horse Racing / York 16th May : 2m Hcap    16-May-19 17:05    16-May-19 17:10    108.00
Horse Racing / Salis 16th May : To Be Placed    16-May-19 15:55    16-May-19 16:02    473.27
Horse Racing / York 16th May : 1m Hcap    16-May-19 15:35    16-May-19 15:40    973.00
Horse Racing / Salis 16th May : To Be Placed    16-May-19 15:20    16-May-19 15:31    -1,000.00
Horse Racing / Salis 16th May : 1m2f Nov Stks    16-May-19 14:45    16-May-19 14:49    1,142.83
Horse Racing / Perth 16th May : 3m Nov Chs    16-May-19 14:35    16-May-19 14:42    282.16
Horse Racing / York 16th May : 1m2f Grp 2    16-May-19 14:25    16-May-19 14:31    398.93
Horse Racing / Perth 16th May : 2m Mdn Hrd    16-May-19 14:00    16-May-19 14:06    108.00
Horse Racing / York 16th May : 5f Hcap    16-May-19 13:50    16-May-19 13:59    201.41
Horse Racing / Salis 16th May : 5f Nov Stks    16-May-19 13:40    16-May-19 13:43    204.33
Profit and Loss is shown net of commission.
All times are UKT    

    Settled    Ref Id    Placed    Description         Avg. Odds    Stake    Status    DR
(£)    CR
(£)    Balance
(£)   
    2019-05-16
18:01    164736111370    2019-05-16
17:42    IRE Clon 16th May / 17:55 2m4f Mdn Hrd
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP152.99         -    -    -    (4.13)         16,898.45
    2019-05-16
18:01    164736111370    2019-05-16
17:42    IRE Clon 16th May / 17:55 2m4f Mdn Hrd / Touch Of Oscar
Back         1.51    300.00    Won         152.99    16,902.58
    2019-05-16
17:51    164735258096    2019-05-16
17:36    GB Newm 16th May / 17:45 6f Nov Stks
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP106         -    -    -    (2.86)         16,749.59
    2019-05-16
17:51    164735258096    2019-05-16
17:36    GB Newm 16th May / 17:45 6f Nov Stks / Gallaside
Lay         4.10    106.00    Won         106.00    16,752.45
    2019-05-16
17:33    164733790806    2019-05-16
17:26    GB Salis 16th May / 17:25 7f App Hcap
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP111         -    -    -    (3.00)         16,646.45
    2019-05-16
17:33    164733790806    2019-05-16
17:26    GB Salis 16th May / 17:25 7f App Hcap / Fieldsman
Lay         3.55    111.00    Won         111.00    16,649.45
    2019-05-16
17:10    164729819637    2019-05-16
17:02    GB York 16th May / 17:05 2m Hcap
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP111         -    -    -    (3.00)         16,538.45
    2019-05-16
17:10    164729819637    2019-05-16
17:02    GB York 16th May / 17:05 2m Hcap / The Cashel Man
Lay         6.20    111.00    Won         111.00    16,541.45
    2019-05-16
16:02    164721928250    2019-05-16
15:53    GB Salis 16th May / 15:55 To Be Placed
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP486.4         -    -    -    (13.13)         16,430.45
    2019-05-16
16:02    164721928250    2019-05-16
15:53    GB Salis 16th May / 15:55 To Be Placed / Stratification
Back         1.25    1,000.00    Won         246.41    16,443.58
    2019-05-16
16:02    164721628514    2019-05-16
15:49    GB Salis 16th May / 15:55 To Be Placed / Stratification
Back         1.24    1,000.00    Won         239.99    16,197.17
    2019-05-16
15:40    164719515764    2019-05-16
15:26    GB York 16th May / 15:35 1m Hcap
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP1000         -    -    -    (27.00)         15,957.18
    2019-05-16
15:40    164719515764    2019-05-16
15:26    GB York 16th May / 15:35 1m Hcap / Beringer
Lay         5.30    1,000.00    Won         1,000.00    15,984.18
    2019-05-16
15:31    164718874413    2019-05-16
15:18    GB Salis 16th May / 15:20 To Be Placed / Inference
Back         1.25    1,000.00    Lost    (1,000.00)         14,984.18
    2019-05-16
14:49    164715858958    2019-05-16
14:42    GB Salis 16th May / 14:45 1m2f Nov Stks
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP1174.54         -    -    -    (31.71)         15,984.18
    2019-05-16
14:49    164715858958    2019-05-16
14:42    GB Salis 16th May / 14:45 1m2f Nov Stks / Humanitarian
Back         1.39    3,000.00    Won         1,174.54    16,015.89
    2019-05-16
14:42    164715522772    2019-05-16
14:39    GB Perth 16th May / 14:35 3m Nov Chs
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP289.99         -    -    -    (7.83)         14,841.35
    2019-05-16
14:42    164715522772    2019-05-16
14:39    GB Perth 16th May / 14:35 3m Nov Chs / Get Out The Gate
Back         1.29    1,000.00    Won         289.99    14,849.18
    2019-05-16
14:31    164713852922    2019-05-16
14:17    GB York 16th May / 14:25 1m2f Grp 2
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP410         -    -    -    (11.07)         14,559.19
    2019-05-16
14:31    164713852922    2019-05-16
14:17    GB York 16th May / 14:25 1m2f Grp 2 / Lah Ti Dar
Back         1.41    1,000.00    Won         410.00    14,570.26

GOODNIGHT >>>> my driver is here

SEE YOU AT THE WEEKEND !!!

ZODIE >>>>>>>>>>>>> DUMBO'S TORMENTOR

Morning disciples,, another Triple Daily Monkey copped by the legend

Pity i won't be able to add to it today

Things to do and people to see before i jet off to Skiathos on Tuesday

If i'm not back before, have a nice couple of weeks, i'll be back for the big finals

Mr Barclay, thanks for looking after another £2K (2,288 euro's)


Football: £288.45 | Horse Racing: £3,651.27 | Rugby League: -£150.00 | Tennis: -£2,222.00  Total P&L:  £1,567.72


Football    Showing 1 - 1 of 1 markets
Market    Start time    Settled date    Profit/loss (£)
Football / Portsmouth v Sunderland : Corners Odds    16-May-19 19:45    16-May-19 21:46    288.45
Profit and Loss is shown net of commission.
All times are UKT    

    Settled    Ref Id    Placed    Description         Avg. Odds    Stake    Status    DR
(£)    CR
(£)    Balance
(£)   
    2019-05-16
23:00    200000270837588    2019-05-16
23:00    Card Payment - XXXX6277         -    -    -    (2,000.00)         15,436.24
    2019-05-16
21:46    164751737123    2019-05-16
19:42    Fixtures 16 May Portsmouth v Sunderland / Corners Odds
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP296.45         -    -    -    (8.00)         17,436.24
    2019-05-16
21:46    164751737123    2019-05-16
19:42    Fixtures 16 May Portsmouth v Sunderland / Corners Odds / 9 or less
Lay         2.80    210.00    Won         210.00    17,444.24
    2019-05-16
21:46    164751608050    2019-05-16
19:41    Fixtures 16 May Portsmouth v Sunderland / Corners Odds / 9 or less
Lay         2.64    86.45    Won         86.45    17,234.24

If you are still playing, be lucky and bet carefully

If you are trolling, grooming and stalking on here 25/7 (like DUMBO and MICKY)

FFS >>> get a life >>> OR A WIFE

ZODIE >>> THE ULTIMATE BETTING AND FORUM LEGEND

SOME PEOPLE WONDER WHY YOU AVOID POSTING YOUR DEPOSIT AND WITHDRAWAL STATEMENT WHEN YOU POST YOU ACC STATEMENT EVERY DAY NO PROBS...

MY FIVE ACRE GAFFE!!!

5-minute cheffy yet to be used

SOME PEOPLE WONDER WHY YOU AVOID POSTING YOUR DEPOSIT AND WITHDRAWAL STATEMENT WHEN YOU POST YOU ACC STATEMENT EVERY DAY NO PROBS...

SOME PEOPLE WONDER WHY YOU AVOID POSTING YOUR DEPOSIT AND WITHDRAWAL STATEMENT WHEN YOU POST YOU ACC STATEMENT EVERY DAY NO PROBS...

SOME PEOPLE WONDER WHY YOU AVOID POSTING YOUR DEPOSIT AND WITHDRAWAL STATEMENT WHEN YOU POST YOU ACC STATEMENT EVERY DAY NO PROBS...

SOME PEOPLE WONDER WHY YOU AVOID POSTING YOUR DEPOSIT AND WITHDRAWAL STATEMENT WHEN YOU POST YOU ACC STATEMENT EVERY DAY NO PROBS...

SOME PEOPLE WONDER WHY YOU AVOID POSTING YOUR DEPOSIT AND WITHDRAWAL STATEMENT WHEN YOU POST YOU ACC STATEMENT EVERY DAY NO PROBS...

SOME PEOPLE WONDER WHY YOU AVOID POSTING YOUR DEPOSIT AND WITHDRAWAL STATEMENT WHEN YOU POST YOU ACC STATEMENT EVERY DAY NO PROBS...

SOME PEOPLE WONDER WHY YOU AVOID POSTING YOUR DEPOSIT AND WITHDRAWAL STATEMENT WHEN YOU POST YOU ACC STATEMENT EVERY DAY NO PROBS...

SOME PEOPLE WONDER WHY YOU AVOID POSTING YOUR DEPOSIT AND WITHDRAWAL STATEMENT WHEN YOU POST YOU ACC STATEMENT EVERY DAY NO PROBS...

Zodiac    17 May 19 12:26 
DUMBO >>> A little word of warning ShockedShockedShocked

Never give out any personal information on an open forum Wink

ARE YOU SURE YOU HAVE BEEN TELLING THE TRUTH TO THE FORUM

how ironic from the forum biggest bullshysterer.

LATENT Place Pot incommmminnnnggggggggg...........

CAVIE ,,,,,,,,,,

just have one day off from making yourself look an even bigger Numpty than you are

Evening disciples,,

I wasn't going to post ,,, because some of you are not going to feel TWO GRAND

But that's your problem >>>> not mine

Why did i get involved with the rugby today

BRACE YOURSELF MR BARCLAY

SHUT UP SHOP NOW >>> Quadruple Daily Monkey copped 


Horse Racing: £4,038.99 | Rugby Union: -£2,030.00  Total P&L:  £2,008.99

Horse Racing    Showing 1 - 12 of 12 markets
Market    Start time    Settled date    Profit/loss (£)
Horse Racing / Kilb 17th May : 2m3f Mdn Hrd    17-May-19 18:15    17-May-19 18:24    216.01
Horse Racing / Leop 17th May : 7f Hcap    17-May-19 18:00    17-May-19 18:02    252.98
Horse Racing / Newb 17th May : 1m App Hcap    17-May-19 17:30    17-May-19 17:41    216.01
Horse Racing / York 17th May : 5f Hcap    17-May-19 16:35    17-May-19 16:41    540.01
Horse Racing / Newb 17th May : 1m2f Mdn Stks    17-May-19 16:25    17-May-19 16:33    973.00
Horse Racing / Newm 17th May : To Be Placed    17-May-19 16:15    17-May-19 16:24    -1,000.00
Horse Racing / Newb 17th May : To Be Placed    17-May-19 15:55    17-May-19 16:04    237.49
Horse Racing / Newb 17th May : 1m4f Hcap    17-May-19 15:20    17-May-19 15:26    223.79
Horse Racing / Newb 17th May : 6f Mdn Stks    17-May-19 14:45    17-May-19 14:55    204.33
Horse Racing / Newm 17th May : 7f Hcap    17-May-19 14:35    17-May-19 14:37    216.01
Horse Racing / York 17th May : 5f Listed Stks    17-May-19 13:50    17-May-19 13:55    986.36
Horse Racing / Newb 17th May : 7f Nov Stks    17-May-19 13:35    17-May-19 13:40    973.00
Profit and Loss is shown net of commission.
All times are UKT    


Settled    Ref Id    Placed    Description         Avg. Odds    Stake    Status    DR
(£)    CR
(£)    Balance
(£)   
    2019-05-17
18:24    164835856648    2019-05-17
18:12    IRE Kilb 17th May / 18:15 2m3f Mdn Hrd
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP222         -    -    -    (5.99)         17,445.23
    2019-05-17
18:24    164835856648    2019-05-17
18:12    IRE Kilb 17th May / 18:15 2m3f Mdn Hrd / World Stage
Lay         5.00    222.00    Won         222.00    17,451.22
    2019-05-17
18:02    164833531176    2019-05-17
17:54    IRE Leop 17th May / 18:00 7f Hcap
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP260         -    -    -    (7.02)         17,229.22
    2019-05-17
18:02    164833531176    2019-05-17
17:54    IRE Leop 17th May / 18:00 7f Hcap / Atlas
Lay         6.00    260.00    Won         260.00    17,236.24
    2019-05-17
17:41    164829996292    2019-05-17
17:28    GB Newb 17th May / 17:30 1m App Hcap
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP222         -    -    -    (5.99)         16,976.24
    2019-05-17
17:41    164829996292    2019-05-17
17:28    GB Newb 17th May / 17:30 1m App Hcap / High Acclaim
Lay         7.60    222.00    Won         222.00    16,982.23
    2019-05-17
16:41    164822718239    2019-05-17
16:32    GB York 17th May / 16:35 5f Hcap
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP555         -    -    -    (14.99)         16,760.23
    2019-05-17
16:41    164822718239    2019-05-17
16:32    GB York 17th May / 16:35 5f Hcap / Roulston Scar
Lay         5.88    555.00    Won         555.00    16,775.22
    2019-05-17
16:33    164821827463    2019-05-17
16:25    GB Newb 17th May / 16:25 1m2f Mdn Stks
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP1000         -    -    -    (27.00)         16,220.22
    2019-05-17
16:33    164821827463    2019-05-17
16:25    GB Newb 17th May / 16:25 1m2f Mdn Stks / High Commissioner
Lay         5.58    1,000.00    Won         1,000.00    16,247.22
    2019-05-17
16:24    164820525299    2019-05-17
16:15    GB Newm 17th May / 16:15 To Be Placed / Land Of Legends
Back         1.27    1,000.00    Lost    (1,000.00)         15,247.22
    2019-05-17
16:04    164818143569    2019-05-17
15:54    GB Newb 17th May / 15:55 To Be Placed
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP244.08         -    -    -    (6.59)         16,247.22
    2019-05-17
16:04    164818143569    2019-05-17
15:54    GB Newb 17th May / 15:55 To Be Placed / Jubiloso
Back         1.16    1,500.00    Won         244.08    16,253.81
    2019-05-17
15:26    164814179648    2019-05-17
15:18    GB Newb 17th May / 15:20 1m4f Hcap
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP230         -    -    -    (6.21)         16,009.73
    2019-05-17
15:26    164814179648    2019-05-17
15:18    GB Newb 17th May / 15:20 1m4f Hcap / Buckland Boy
Lay         5.60    230.00    Won         230.00    16,015.94
    2019-05-17
14:55    164810112092    2019-05-17
14:44    GB Newb 17th May / 14:45 6f Mdn Stks
Comm Charged 2.7% On Net winnings of GBP210         -    -    -    (5.67)         15,785.94
    2019-05-17
14:55    164810112092    2019-05-17
14:44    GB Newb 17th May / 14:45 6f Mdn Stks / Heaven Forfend
Lay         5.30    210.00    Won         210.00    15,791.61

CAN'T WAIT TO GET AWAY TO SKIANTHOS >>> my pockets and bank can't take anymore

ZODIE >>>> THE BETTING AND FORUM LIVING LEGEND

ZODIAC..BETFAIRS GREATEST SELECTIVE POASTER

Good early afternoon disciples,,

I got the Daily Monkey in double early today ,, to free up the rest of my weekend

SHUT UP SHOP NOW >> MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

If you are still playing , be lucky and bet carefully


Rugby Union: £564.92  Total P&L:  £564.92

Rugby Union    Showing 1 - 1 of 1 markets
Market    Start time    Settled date    Profit/loss (£)
Rugby Union / Blues v Chiefs : Match Odds    18-May-19 08:35    18-May-19 10:26    564.92
Profit and Loss is shown net of commission.
All times are UKT    


HAVE A NICE WEEKEND

ZODIE >>> the betting and forum legend

WELSHERS ON A WAGER TO THE IJF..

PURE FILTH FROM THE FORUM ILLUSIONIST

* please swap The IFK to the IJF

Zodies Freudian slip IFK, International Federation of Klowns.

ZODIE..IVE POASTED THE SCREENSHOT OF MY GOV.COM CAR DETAILS...PAY THE MONIES DUE.

PS..POST THE MOCKED UP EXCEL SPREADSHEET YOU HAD TONY THE BUTCHER POAST AND HAD REMOVED AND I'LL PAY THE £5000 TO THE IJF..

CANT BE ANY FAIRER THEN THAT.

World's Biggest Liar

World's Biggest Liar is an annual competition for telling lies, held in Cumbria, England. Competitors from around the world have five minutes to tell the biggest and most convincing lie they can.
Recent competitions

In 2003, Abrie Krueger of South Africa was named the world's biggest liar after telling a story about how he was crowned King of the Wasdale Valley. This marked the first time that a foreigner had won the competition, which was marked with allegations of Krueger having cheated.[5] A Bishop of Carlisle[6] was supposed to have once won the competition with the shortest-ever speech; he simply said, "I have never told a lie in my life."[7]

Comedian Sue Perkins won the competition in 2006, marking the first time in the event's history that a woman won the competition.[1] Her winning tall tale was about how the ozone layer became damaged, ice caps melted and people had to be taken to work on camels.[1]

In 2008, John "Johnny Liar" Graham won the competition for the seventh time after telling the judges a story of a magical ride to Scotland in a wheelie bin that went under the sea.[4] The previous year Graham's winning lie was that a World War II German submarine had invaded Britain to capture digital television decoders.[2]

Paul Burrows from Essex won the competition in 2010. He told a story of how the lakes and mountains of the Cumbrian countryside had been stolen from the county of Essex, leaving it as flat as it is today.[8]

The 2011 winner was Glen Boylan. His story involved betting on a snail race with Prince Charles (who advised him to remove the shell to make it more aerodynamic) and losing because his opponents cheated with battery-operated snails.[9][10]

2013 saw Mike Naylor win for the third time of his Lying career. Naylor, a 57-year-old man from Wasdale told a story about Wassie, the monster that lives in Wastwater, the local lake.[11] He is the nephew of Joss Naylor, better known as a fell runner, but himself also a former winner of the competition.[12]

2019 Sees zodie monkeyman installed as a 1/3 fav after his claims on the betfair forum...
YOU KNOW I HAVE A BUSINESS   
YOU KNOW I HAVE A BENTLEY     
YOU KNOW I HAVE A BET.FAIR ACC
YOU KNOW I HAVE A 5 ACRE GAFF 
YOU KNOW I HAVE A 4 BED VILLA

are these ficticious or are they real? we will never know.

ZODIE..IVE POASTED THE SCREENSHOT OF MY GOV.COM CAR DETAILS...PAY THE MONIES DUE.

PS..POST THE MOCKED UP EXCEL SPREADSHEET YOU HAD TONY THE BUTCHER POAST AND HAD REMOVED AND I'LL PAY THE £5000 TO THE IJF..

CANT BE ANY FAIRER THEN THAT.

Zodiac    18 May 19 13:06 
If there are any monies due The IFK by me

Post up the Butchers and Willie will pay, c'mon we all need a laugh nothing better to do


Tony's BBQ Pack is awaiting..........   

11kv    18 May 19 15:02 
Post up the Butchers and Willie will pay, c'mon we all need a laugh nothing better to do

I won a tenner yesterday so will chip in Willie

FFFUUUUERTTTEEVVVEENNNTTTTUUURRRA..LOL

no p&l poasted tonite...

done his conkers this afternoon 1.01

WADC.

DUMBO'S obsession with me is becoming uncomfortable

at least i've got him back,,  bumping my threads up for me  daily 

But WA total C E IS

JUST RETURNED FROM THE BANANA BUFFET!!!

AFTERNOON DISCIPLES,,

THE LEDGE IS BACK, BRONZED AND REFRESHED LaughLaugh

I HOPE I HAVEN'T MISSED TOO MUCH ??

JUST TAKING A BACK SEAT FOR THE TIME BEING Wink

ZLaughDIE >>> THE BETTING AND FORUM LEGEND

Someone once called you a boring basterd but i didn`t believe them.

HI DISCIPLES,, HOW MANY MORE TIMES CAN MY PERSONAL PUNCHBAG DUMBO

GET 1.01 TIPS  BEAT

AND 999/1 LAYS TO WIN
___________________________________________________________

Willie Shafter.  • May 18, 2019 10:33 PM BST 


no p&l poasted tonite...

done his conkers this afternoon 1.01

WADC.
__________________________________________________________

It's great to break through to the 2.6% threshold ,,,

AND DUMBO SAYS "commission only decreases if you lose"   WAC E IS
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Mr Barclay >>> please park yet another 3 bags in your driveway


Horse Racing: £209.41 | Rugby Union: £564.92  Total P&L:  £774.33

Horse Racing    Showing 1 - 2 of 2 markets
Market    Start time    Settled date    Profit/loss (£)
Horse Racing / Newb 18th May : 1m2f Hcap    18-May-19 15:00    18-May-19 21:35    101.30
Horse Racing / Thirsk 18th May : 5f Hcap    18-May-19 14:45    18-May-19 15:14    108.11
Profit and Loss is shown net of commission.
All times are UKT    



Settled    Ref Id    Placed    Description         Avg. Odds    Stake    Status    DR
(£)    CR
(£)    Balance
(£)   
    2019-05-18
21:35    164934659522    2019-05-18
14:52    GB Newb 18th May / 15:00 1m2f Hcap
Comm Charged 2.6% On Net winnings of GBP104         -    -    -    (2.70)         15,219.56
    2019-05-18
21:35    164934659522    2019-05-18
14:52    GB Newb 18th May / 15:00 1m2f Hcap / Sinjaari
Lay         4.90    104.00    Won         104.00    15,222.26
    2019-05-18
21:21    164934659522    2019-05-18
21:21    GB Newb 18th May / 15:00 1m2f Hcap
Comm Reversal         -    -    FIX    (2.70)         15,118.26
    2019-05-18
21:21    164934659522    2019-05-18
21:21    GB Newb 18th May / 15:00 1m2f Hcap
Reversal         -    -    FIX    (104.00)         15,115.56
    2019-05-18
18:41    200000271390486    2019-05-18
18:41    Card Payment - XXXX6285         -    -    -    (3,000.00)         15,219.56

If you are still playing today , be lucky and bet carefully

ZODIE >>>>>>>>>>>  DUMBO'S HERO

2.6% now..deary me..how many bags sent back to zodie towers by mr barclay this time

HAVE A GOOD TIME ZODIE...DONT FORGET TO PACK YOUR BISTO GRAVY GRANULES..

Evening disciples,,

A double shift for me today ,, in the office then a long liquid lunch with the accountant

Now chilling out with a large Bacardi and coke while Mrs Zodie packs

I just love Betfair,, you win 19 bags in 14 days and they still give another £100 Loyalty bonus

THE DAILY MONKEY COPPED >>> MISSION ACCOMPLISHED !!

See you when i get back from Skiathos



Golf: £448.05 | Horse Racing: £139.38  Total P&L:  £587.43

Golf > USPGA Championship 2019 : Winner    Showing 1 - 1 of 1 Selections
Selection    Odds    Stake(£)    Bid type    Placed    Profit/loss(£)
Brooks Koepka    *    1.04    13,000.00    Back         460.01
*Average odds: On  Off    Back subtotal:    460.01
Lay subtotal:    0.00
Market subtotal:    460.01
Commission @ 2.6%:    11.96
Net Market Total:    448.05

GOODNIGHT !!!

ZODIE >>>> THE BETTING AND FORUM GREEK GOD   

Settled    Ref Id    Placed    Description         Avg. Odds    Stake    Status    DR
(£)    CR
(£)    Balance
(£)   
    2019-05-20
19:34    165176510268    2019-05-20
19:30    GB Wind 20th May / 19:30 5f Nov Stks
Comm Charged 2.6% On Net winnings of GBP823.4         -    -    -    (21.41)         17,291.60
    2019-05-20
19:34    165176510268    2019-05-20
19:30    GB Wind 20th May / 19:30 5f Nov Stks / Divine Spirit
Back         1.82    1,000.00    Won         823.40    17,313.01
    2019-05-20
19:17    165173675170    2019-05-20
19:06    GB Leic 20th May / 19:15 1m2f Hcap / Geetanjali
Lay         3.40    222.00    Lost    (532.79)         16,489.61
    2019-05-20
19:03    165172149476    2019-05-20
18:50    GB Wind 20th May / 19:00 6f Hcap / Equitation
Lay         4.10    111.00    Lost    (344.10)         17,022.40
    2019-05-20
18:51    165171263570    2019-05-20
18:43    GB Leic 20th May / 18:45 To Be Placed
Comm Charged 2.6% On Net winnings of GBP220         -    -    -    (5.72)         17,366.50
    2019-05-20
18:51    165171263570    2019-05-20
18:43    GB Leic 20th May / 18:45 To Be Placed / Eye Of The Storm
Back         1.22    1,000.00    Won         220.00    17,372.22
    2019-05-20
10:47    200000271732715    2019-05-20
10:47   
994 -VIP Loyalty Matched Bet - BEVOH325MP - EXC23         -    -    -         100.00    17,152.22
    2019-05-19
23:57    165109441705    2019-05-19
23:36    Group B USPGA Championship 2019 / Winner
Comm Charged 2.6% On Net winnings of GBP460.01         -    -    -    (11.96)         17,052.22
    2019-05-19
23:57    165109441705    2019-05-19
23:36    Group B USPGA Championship 2019 / Winner / Brooks Koepka
Back         1.03    5,000.00    Won         150.00    17,064.18
    2019-05-19
23:57    165108226388    2019-05-19
23:11    Group B USPGA Championship 2019 / Winner / Brooks Koepka
Back         1.02    5,000.00    Won         100.00    16,914.18
    2019-05-19
23:57    165103129084    2019-05-19
21:39    Group B USPGA Championship 2019 / Winner / Brooks Koepka
Back         1.07    3,000.00    Won         210.01    16,814.18

doziact
Take a dictionary with you and look up the meaning of an internet troll.
you are constantly calling people trolls, but you are the biggest troll on this site.
no one is interested in your crap posted every day and no one believes you   HTH.

HI DEEP POO,, nice to have you back in my keepnet

Sadly nearly 48,000 of my disciple viewers don't agree with you
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CAN YOU MAKE THAT £20 BAGS PROFIT IN 14 DAYS NOW

MR BARCLAY, one last request >>>> PLEASE TAKE CARE OF YET ANOTHER £3K

SEE YOU ALL NEXT WEEK !!


Golf: £448.05 | Greyhound Racing: £620.94 | Horse Racing: £9.27  Total P&L:  £1,078.26

Golf > USPGA Championship 2019 : Winner    Showing 1 - 1 of 1 Selections
Selection    Odds    Stake(£)    Bid type    Placed    Profit/loss(£)
Brooks Koepka    *    1.04    13,000.00    Back         460.01
*Average odds: On  Off    Back subtotal:    460.01
Lay subtotal:    0.00
Market subtotal:    460.01
Commission @ 2.6%:    11.96
Net Market Total:    448.05



Settled    Ref Id    Placed    Description         Avg. Odds    Stake    Status    DR
(£)    CR
(£)    Balance
(£)   
    2019-05-20
20:47    200000271846182    2019-05-20
20:47    Card Payment - XXXX6285         -    -    -    (3,000.00)         14,782.43
    2019-05-20
20:45    165184125610    2019-05-20
20:43    RPGTV Yarm 20th May / 20:44 A6 462m
Comm Charged 2.6% On Net winnings of GBP100         -    -    -    (2.60)         17,782.43
    2019-05-20
20:45    165184125610    2019-05-20
20:43    RPGTV Yarm 20th May / 20:44 A6 462m / 2. Waveney Remy
Lay         4.40    100.00    Won         100.00    17,785.03
    2019-05-20
20:32    165182880314    2019-05-20
20:29    RPGTV Yarm 20th May / 20:29 A6 462m
Comm Charged 2.6% On Net winnings of GBP111         -    -    -    (2.89)         17,685.03
    2019-05-20
20:32    165182880314    2019-05-20
20:29    RPGTV Yarm 20th May / 20:29 A6 462m / 3. Mona Mark Two
Lay         4.84    111.00    Won         111.00    17,687.92
    2019-05-20
20:23    165181917433    2019-05-20
20:19    SIS Donc 20th May / 20:21 OR 661m
Comm Charged 2.6% On Net winnings of GBP426.52         -    -    -    (11.09)         17,576.92
    2019-05-20
20:23    165181917433    2019-05-20
20:19    SIS Donc 20th May / 20:21 OR 661m / 4. Millhouse Tommy
Back         1.71    600.00    Won         426.52    17,588.01
    2019-05-20
20:17    165180389582    2019-05-20
20:05    GB Leic 20th May / 20:15 7f Hcap
Comm Charged 2.6% On Net winnings of GBP222         -    -    -    (5.77)         17,161.49
    2019-05-20
20:17    165180389582    2019-05-20
20:05    GB Leic 20th May / 20:15 7f Hcap / Beryl The Petal
Lay         5.60    222.00    Won         222.00    17,167.26
    2019-05-20
20:06    165179680732    2019-05-20
19:58    GB Wind 20th May / 20:00 To Be Placed
Comm Charged 2.6% On Net winnings of GBP422.91         -    -    -    (11.00)         16,945.26
    2019-05-20
20:06    165179680732    2019-05-20
19:58    GB Wind 20th May / 20:00 To Be Placed / Ocean Paradise
Back         1.42    1,000.00    Won         422.91    16,956.26

GOODNIGHT >>>> and behave yourselves over the next 8 days

ZODIE >>>> THE BETTING AND FORUM LEGDE

DOZIACT
delusional as ever if 48 never mind 48,000 posted they believe you I would donate £100 to the injured jockeys fund. would you do the same?
your all talk and no bottle I think care to prove me wrong and take the bet.