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THE WORLDS GREATEST POSTER IS BACK !!!
THE WORLDS GREATEST POSTER IS BACK !!!
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MORNING DISCIPLES,,
HI HO ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, HI HO !!!! HI HO, HI HO, ITS OFF TO WORK I GO  __________________________________________________ NO PLAY FOR ME TODAY,, MONDAY MORNING OFFICE CATCH UP THEN STRAIGHT ON TO ROMFORD DOGS  IF YOU ARE PLAYING , BE LUCKY AND BET CAREFULLY  MAY SEE YOU LATER IN THE WEEK !!! ZODIE >>> THE LEDGE |
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TFFT.
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 ^ Zodie's actual greatest poster. |
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EVENING DISCIPLES,,
DUE TO THE ONGOING PROBLEMS, MY FIRST VISIT TO ROMFORD FOR 6 MONTHS TODAY WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY TRACK ????  _________________________________________________________________________________ THE MAIN STAND, THE BARS AND THE CHASE RESTAURANT ARE BEING PULLED DOWN,,, TO MAKE WAY FOR A CAR PARK .... THE CHEAPSIDE WILL BE REFURBISHED AND THE WINNING LINE SWITCHED TO THE OTHER SIDE  ________________________________________________________________________________________ SADLY THEY ARE STUMBLING FROM ONE CRISIS TO ANOTHER  UNHAPPY ZODIE  |
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Never mind. To cheer yourself up get the butch to lob his cumberland out
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MORE UNSUBSTANTIATED,INCONSEQUENTIAL RHETORIC FROM THE FORUM MONKEY MAN....WAFDSC.
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Rhetoric? More like inane ramblings to my ear.
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i did say 'inconsequential'
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All quiet in the monkey house today.
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he will return claiming been away getting the bentley wrapped in bright yellow...
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TARKING BOWLARKS ABOUT ROMFORD AS WELL - MIND YOU IT IS HIS FIRST VISIT IN 6MTHS - SHAME CORALS DIDNT SPEND A FEW QUID ON REFURBISHMENTS BACK IN THE DAY BUT HEY HO A QUICK READ OF THE PAPERS COVERS HIS ARRIS - STILL HE WONT HAV ANY PROBS GETTING TICKETS FOR ALL THE BIG GIGS AT THE TRACK
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no chimps again today..
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the good old days....
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC77NtzW7U4 |
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don't worry its not my epitath.......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ylSoAxpcKk but its magic  |
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betting on monkey mans commission rate ..
evens under 2.9..evens over 2.9...10/1 exactly 2.9. |
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OH DEARY, DEARY, DEARY ME ,,
SOMETHING TELLS ME ITS NOT GOING TO BE MY DEVOTED STALKING DISCIPLE, WINKLE'S, DAY THIS IS WHY I AM A FORUM LEGEND,, AND DUMBO ENDS UP WITH EGG ON HIS FACE >>> WHENEVER I CHOOSE TO PUT IT THERE  Greyhound Racing: £155.35 Total P&L: £155.35 Greyhound Racing Showing 1 - 3 of 3 markets Market Start time Settled date Profit/loss (£) Greyhound Racing / Swin 7th Mar : A6 480m 07-Mar-18 12:18 07-Mar-18 12:20 50.49 Greyhound Racing / Swin 7th Mar : HC 480m 07-Mar-18 12:04 07-Mar-18 12:05 51.46 Greyhound Racing / CPark 7th Mar : A1 480m 07-Mar-18 12:01 07-Mar-18 12:02 53.40 Profit and Loss is shown net of commission. All times are UKT Settled Ref Id Placed Description Avg. Odds Stake Status DR (£) CR (£) Balance (£) 2018-03-07 12:20 118400698936 2018-03-07 12:18 TRP Swin 7th Mar / 12:18 A6 480m Comm Charged 2.9% On Net winnings of GBP52 - - - (1.51) 20,078.66 2018-03-07 12:20 118400698936 2018-03-07 12:18 TRP Swin 7th Mar / 12:18 A6 480m / 1. Ballymac Mageen Lay 4.70 52.00 Won 52.00 20,080.17 IVE JUST FELL OFF MY BIG LEATHER ARMCHAIR LAUGHING AT HIM AGAIN SEE YOU LATER IN THE WEEK !!!! ZODIE >>>>>>>>>>>>> THE UNDISPUTED FORUM LEGEND |
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Zodie's in a good mood again. He must've swallowed the butcher's cumberland last night
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back to 2.9% so full statement posted..
IVE JUST FELL OFF MY BANANA LAUGHING AT HIM |
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AFTERNOON DISCIPLES,, THE ART OF BEING A FORUM LEGEND ....
IS NOT GIVING YOUR STALKER A BLOODY NOSE EVERYDAY ,,, BECAUSE THEY WONT COME BACK ITS SETTING THEM UP, LIKE I'VE JUST DONE TO WINKLE,,, AND THEN BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ,, THE KNOCKOUT PUNCH I'LL JUST WATCH HIM CARRY ON SEETHING AND CRYING NOW AND BUMPING THIS THREAD UP FOR ME Z DIE |
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AFTERNOON DISCIPLES ,,
POOR OLD DUMBO IS SULKING AFTER BEING SMASHED EARLIER ,, THAT'S HIS PROBLEM THE DAILY MONKEY COPPED AGAIN,, SHUT UP SHOP NOW OFF TO THE SHEPHERD AND DOG WITH MRS ZODIE LATER Greyhound Racing: -£90.69 | Horse Racing: £633.13 Total P&L: £542.44 Horse Racing Showing 1 - 8 of 8 markets Market Start time Settled date Profit/loss (£) Horse Racing / Catt 7th Mar : 3m1f Hcap Hrd 07-Mar-18 15:50 07-Mar-18 15:58 485.50 Horse Racing / Ling 7th Mar : To Be Placed 07-Mar-18 15:30 07-Mar-18 15:37 101.95 Horse Racing / Ling 7th Mar : 1m2f Nov Stks 07-Mar-18 15:30 07-Mar-18 15:34 -300.00 Horse Racing / Font 7th Mar : 2m2f Mdn Hrd 07-Mar-18 15:10 07-Mar-18 15:16 -100.00 Horse Racing / Catt 7th Mar : 1m7f Nov Hrd 07-Mar-18 14:50 07-Mar-18 14:55 72.82 Horse Racing / Ling 7th Mar : 6f Claim Stks 07-Mar-18 14:30 07-Mar-18 14:32 99.04 Horse Racing / Ling 7th Mar : 1m Hcap 07-Mar-18 14:00 07-Mar-18 14:03 58.26 Horse Racing / Catt 7th Mar : 1m7f Hcap Hrd 07-Mar-18 13:50 07-Mar-18 13:55 215.56 Profit and Loss is shown net of commission. All times are UKT Settled Ref Id Placed Description Avg. Odds Stake Status DR (£) CR (£) Balance (£) 2018-03-07 15:58 118422859407 2018-03-07 15:46 GB Catt 7th Mar / 15:50 3m1f Hcap Hrd Comm Charged 2.9% On Net winnings of GBP500 - - - (14.50) 20,365.75 2018-03-07 15:58 118422859407 2018-03-07 15:46 GB Catt 7th Mar / 15:50 3m1f Hcap Hrd / The Jam Man Back 6.00 100.00 Won 500.00 20,380.25 2018-03-07 15:37 118419943315 2018-03-07 15:25 GB Ling 7th Mar / 15:30 To Be Placed Comm Charged 2.9% On Net winnings of GBP105 - - - (3.05) 19,880.25 2018-03-07 15:37 118419943315 2018-03-07 15:25 GB Ling 7th Mar / 15:30 To Be Placed / De Medici Back 1.21 500.00 Won 105.00 19,883.30 SEE YOU ALL LATER IN THE WEEK !!! ZODIE >>>> THE BETTING AND FORUM LEGEND |
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OH DEAR,,, WINKLES LAP DOG MICKY MOUSE HAS JUMPED IN
TO CARRY HIM OFF HOME ON A STRETCHER !!!!!!!!!!!!! _________________________________________________________________________ ESPECIALLY WHEN HE SEE'S I HAD THE LINGFIELD PLACEPOT UP FOR £50 STRAIGHT,, AND WON £500 IN THE BET.FAIR V.I.P CHELTENHAM PRIZE DRAW ________________________________________________________________________- ITS DEFINITELY MY LUCKY DAY Settled Ref Id Placed Description Avg. Odds Stake Status DR (£) CR (£) Balance (£) 2018-03-07 16:41 200000154226149 2018-03-07 16:41 830 - VIP Cheltenham Prize Draw - EXC23 - - - 500.00 21,355.85 2018-03-07 16:39 5811966773 2018-03-07 16:39 GB Tote / Lingf / 07-Mar 14:00 GMT / Placepot / Credit - - - 655.00 20,855.85 2018-03-07 16:38 118426960313 2018-03-07 16:23 GB Ling 7th Mar / 16:30 To Be Placed / Dutch Uncle Lay 1.97 170.00 Lost (164.90) 20,200.85 2018-03-07 15:58 118422859407 2018-03-07 15:46 GB Catt 7th Mar / 15:50 3m1f Hcap Hrd Comm Charged 2.9% On Net winnings of GBP500 - - - (14.50) 20,365.75 2018-03-07 15:58 118422859407 2018-03-07 15:46 GB Catt 7th Mar / 15:50 3m1f Hcap Hrd / The Jam Man Back 6.00 100.00 Won 500.00 20,380.25 2018-03-07 15:37 118419943315 2018-03-07 15:25 GB Ling 7th Mar / 15:30 To Be Placed Comm Charged 2.9% On Net winnings of GBP105 - - - (3.05) 19,880.25 GOODNIGHT DISCIPLES ,,, IF YOU ARE STILL STAYING ON HERE ALL NIGHT ,, GOOD LUCK ZODIE >>>> THE UNDISPUTED FORUM LEGEND |
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must be 6 mth since you last copped the placepot...cant recall any losing ones either.
just saying. |
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Does he do £50 straight on the lottery as well?
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only when his numbers come up..
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sounds about right. |
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GOOD LATE AFTERNOON DISCIPLES,,
EVEN THE LEDGE CAN HAVE A DISASTER,,, I NEARLY LOST SHUT UP SHOP NOW,, MISSION NOT A ACCOMPLISHED Horse Racing: £8.41 Total P&L: £8.41 Horse Racing Showing 1 - 16 of 16 markets Market Start time Settled date Profit/loss (£) Horse Racing / Sthl 8th Mar : 1m4f Sell Stks 08-Mar-18 16:40 08-Mar-18 16:44 107.78 Horse Racing / Winc 8th Mar : 2m4f Mdn Hrd 08-Mar-18 16:15 08-Mar-18 16:21 194.20 Horse Racing / Sthl 8th Mar : 6f Hcap 08-Mar-18 16:05 08-Mar-18 16:08 -262.61 Horse Racing / Carl 8th Mar : 2m4f Hcap Chs 08-Mar-18 15:55 08-Mar-18 16:01 -204.22 Horse Racing / Thurl 8th Mar : 2m Hcap Hrd 08-Mar-18 15:50 08-Mar-18 15:55 107.78 Horse Racing / Winc 8th Mar : 1m7f Nov Hrd 08-Mar-18 15:45 08-Mar-18 15:50 221.37 Horse Racing / Sthl 8th Mar : 5f Hcap 08-Mar-18 15:35 08-Mar-18 15:36 215.56 Horse Racing / Carl 8th Mar : 2m1f Nov Hcap Hrd 08-Mar-18 15:25 08-Mar-18 15:31 -222.00 Horse Racing / Winc 8th Mar : 3m1f Hcap Chs 08-Mar-18 15:10 08-Mar-18 15:17 97.10 Horse Racing / Sthl 8th Mar : 1m Mdn Stks 08-Mar-18 15:00 08-Mar-18 15:03 131.65 Horse Racing / Thurl 8th Mar : 2m4f Chs 08-Mar-18 14:45 08-Mar-18 14:54 214.75 Horse Racing / Winc 8th Mar : 1m7f Hcap Hrd 08-Mar-18 14:40 08-Mar-18 14:44 -364.00 Horse Racing / Sthl 8th Mar : 7f Hcap 08-Mar-18 14:30 08-Mar-18 14:34 -327.45 Horse Racing / Carl 8th Mar : 2m3f Hcap Hrd 08-Mar-18 14:20 08-Mar-18 14:31 145.65 Horse Racing / Thurl 8th Mar : 2m2f Beg Chs 08-Mar-18 14:15 08-Mar-18 14:25 -149.10 Horse Racing / Winc 8th Mar : 2m4f Hcap Hrd 08-Mar-18 14:10 08-Mar-18 14:17 101.95 Profit and Loss is shown net of commission. All times are UKT IF YOU ARE STILL PLAYING, BE LUCKY AND BET CAREFULLY SEE YOU ALL AGAIN ,, SOMETIME !!!! ZODIE >>>>> THE FORUM LEGEND |
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Can't wait for today's punchline, how he rescued it on the snooker.
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IN LESS THAN 60 SECONDS ,,,
I HAVE MICKY MOUSE FIRMLY IN MY KEEP NET ,,, WITH HOOK IN TOP LIP HE JUST WAITS ON HERE , LIKE A LOST PUPPY, FOR HIS HERO TO POST HOW TRAGIC IS THAT ??? ZODIE >>>> THE FISHERMAN |
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^ More points lost for repetition, try to be more original, remember there are many disciples looking for inspiration from the leg end on these wonderful threads.
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Uninspiring stuff, no wonder many of the disciples have found a new idiot to follow in the unfortunate form of little johnny obknox.
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM 1.01 LANDED
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM 1.01 LANDED
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It's the taste!
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