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aasbff
10 Jan 18 13:18
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I've had to get to the age of 28 before realizing it's utter **** but I'm doing it.

Everytime I lay one (layed bo selecta when in  front, looked to be pulling, front runners at lingfield win?) it wins.

When I back one, it enevitably drifts ir.

Sometimes I back place market or dutch and you can get a few right on the trot but you end up giving it back.

I used to really enjoy betting/trading on here and do alright but now I can't seem to get a look in.

Gonna just keep to other sports and probably the odd big meeting.

Best of luck all.

...

Only joking, see you tomorrow! (No I mean it this time, honest)
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Report mouse muldoon January 10, 2018 5:02 PM GMT
Ha !!!
Report theonlywayforward January 10, 2018 5:03 PM GMT
The way to lose is easy .
Back short odds.


The way to win back long odds .

Fact.
Report saddo January 10, 2018 5:05 PM GMT
Posts in the manner of Tigger on Angel Dust ^
Report mouse muldoon January 10, 2018 5:05 PM GMT
towf is much better looking than average and would never dream of working in a call centre

Fake Fact!

Ha !!!
Report theonlywayforward January 10, 2018 5:12 PM GMT
Who the FK cares if he gives up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Honestly a load of rubbish as there are 1000 new ones to replace him.
Report mouse muldoon January 10, 2018 5:17 PM GMT
Honestly a load of rubbish as there are 1000 new ones to replace him.

If only that were true.
Report theonlywayforward January 10, 2018 5:21 PM GMT
Turnover results .

They are there for all to see.
Report easygold January 10, 2018 5:23 PM GMT
1000 new ones to replace him..... eh the liquidity suggests there are more and more doing the same....
Report mouse muldoon January 10, 2018 5:25 PM GMT
1 to replace him would be a start.
Report theonlywayforward January 10, 2018 5:25 PM GMT
And mark my words How many ass_les have gone bust here .

Loads is the answer and they still come out of the woodwork and lose again.

Its simple know your horses .

Its not rocket science.
Report easygold January 10, 2018 5:33 PM GMT
PM sent AASBFF
Report theonlywayforward January 10, 2018 5:42 PM GMT
Well out to get a good payout on Becca Campbell 10


112 days off drawn in the car park .
Report hulk23 January 10, 2018 5:45 PM GMT
laddies looking for Customer Service (CSM) staff AASBFF.  16hrs a week

£3.36 an hour
Report acey deucy January 10, 2018 6:00 PM GMT
You need inside info to make it pay Buddy.Cool
Report theonlywayforward January 10, 2018 6:03 PM GMT
Ha !!!!!!!!!!

Some more rubbish.

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You need inside info to make it pay Buddy.Cool
Report saddo January 10, 2018 6:04 PM GMT
Unlucky there towf  Laugh
Report theonlywayforward January 10, 2018 6:10 PM GMT
2018-01-10
17:39     GB Kemp 10th Jan / 17:45 To Be Placed / Becca Campbell
Lay           6.80
Report theonlywayforward January 10, 2018 6:12 PM GMT
Unlucky is if this wins .
Selection
Odds
Stake
Profit/ Liability

    Donjuan Triumphant 2.16
    Donjuan Triumphant 2.32
Report theonlywayforward January 10, 2018 6:15 PM GMT
election
Odds
Stake
Profit/ Liability

    Donjuan Triumphant 1.97
Report theonlywayforward January 10, 2018 6:16 PM GMT
Bla Bla .
Report theonlywayforward January 10, 2018 6:35 PM GMT
Selection
Odds
Stake
Profit/ Liability

    Who Told Jo Jo 3.95

to be placed.
Report theonlywayforward January 10, 2018 6:48 PM GMT
Collect!!!!!!!!!!!!
Report neill d January 10, 2018 7:06 PM GMT
Fair play to Easygold here, a lot of stupid c*nts here & I don't mean the OP, this used to be a decent forum.

Poor form to take the piss out of a guy doing his money.
Report neill d January 10, 2018 7:06 PM GMT
Fair play to Easygold here, a lot of stupid c*nts here & I don't mean the OP, this used to be a decent forum.

Poor form to take the piss out of a guy doing his money.
Report theonlywayforward January 10, 2018 7:15 PM GMT
If he lost so what as many do .

Its about winning or have you not got that part yet >
Report mouse muldoon January 10, 2018 7:16 PM GMT
neill d, it's not the OP they are taking the piss out of.
Report TheFear January 10, 2018 7:20 PM GMT
aasbf - gruss software is only £5 a month - well worth a try.
Report theonlywayforward January 10, 2018 7:20 PM GMT
Ha !!

well for sure I have some of yours .

Ha !!!!!!!!!!!
Report mouse muldoon January 10, 2018 7:23 PM GMT
I'm waving mine in your face

Ha !!!

Fact !!!
Report theonlywayforward January 10, 2018 7:28 PM GMT
Fact is the guy lost !

Not the first loser but bo big deal as people who dont have the experience do take a high risk and if it ends with a major loss well one can only explain that by their bad judgement.

There are plenty of sites which will give an astute punter the right info to create a success .

Obviously mr asif did not use those and got carried away along with most losers do.
Report easygold January 10, 2018 7:32 PM GMT
A few pointers never hurt anyone in this difficult game..... and sharing your bad losses is a big step forward.
Report theonlywayforward January 10, 2018 7:36 PM GMT
Well mr mouse or rather mice .
Could you post one bet that you posted say in the last week please.

As I like facts.
Report mouse muldoon January 10, 2018 7:41 PM GMT
Event
    Time
    Stake/Liability
    Odds
    In/Out
    Exposure
    Balance

        Market Settled
        18:15 / To win in 6 furlongs Flat

        Commission: £3.82
        Jan 10, 2018, 18:17:02 GMT
        —
        —
        £187.01
        £0.00
        £2,822.57

        Market Settled
        14:50 / To win in 7 furlongs 1 yard Flat Handicap

        Commission: £12.38
        Jan 10, 2018, 14:52:15 GMT
        —
        —
        £606.44
        -£75.00
        £2,635.56

        Market Settled
        14:15 / To win in 1 mile 7 furlongs 169 yards Flat Handicap

        Commission: £6.36
        Jan 10, 2018, 14:19:24 GMT
        —
        —
        £311.70
        -£275.00
        £2,029.12
Report theonlywayforward January 10, 2018 7:41 PM GMT
No is the answer .

So why would any consider you opinion..

That is fact.
Report mouse muldoon January 10, 2018 7:47 PM GMT
Played 3 races, won 3 races today.

Fact!!!!!!
Report theonlywayforward January 10, 2018 7:52 PM GMT
Well its all fine but dont believe that !!!!!

where did you post those ?

never never land that is where.

Until you put up shut up.
Report theonlywayforward January 10, 2018 7:56 PM GMT
Mine are there  so beat those .

Near impossible so we know who wins as that is whats is about.

Loser.
Report theonlywayforward January 10, 2018 8:11 PM GMT
The guy lost .

Big deal .No its as per norm losers lose .

Changing a loser into a winner takes alot of time .
Have done it but its hard work.
Report mouse muldoon January 10, 2018 8:49 PM GMT
theonlywayforward:

Loser!

Fact!
Report theonlywayforward January 10, 2018 8:56 PM GMT
Ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fact is you are not able to post your bets.

Therefore you are losers .

Dont take it that I could care  as that is not the case.
Report mouse muldoon January 10, 2018 8:58 PM GMT
Ha !!!!
Report theonlywayforward January 10, 2018 8:59 PM GMT
USA Tampa (US) 10th Jan / 20:23 R7 7f Claim
Comm Charged
Report mouse muldoon January 10, 2018 9:01 PM GMT
^ no bet posted
Report theonlywayforward January 10, 2018 9:04 PM GMT
We know who won and wins regular .

Try it mr mouse.?


Unlikely.
Report theonlywayforward January 10, 2018 9:10 PM GMT
And have a nice evening .
Report theonlywayforward January 10, 2018 9:42 PM GMT
Bf look after their good customers which you are obviously not so be aware.
Report theonlywayforward January 10, 2018 9:52 PM GMT
Caitlinsatthebar - Win
Betfair Bet ID 1:113320613846 | Matched: 10-Jan-18 21:45:49     Lay    3.20
Report easygold January 10, 2018 10:17 PM GMT
So you were sick to the core........... and you didn`t like it...

But you come across with no nice feelings for the OP.

Mmmmmmmm
Report theonlywayforward January 11, 2018 12:38 AM GMT
I lost alot that day.
P fkn beggy .
A banned rider over her from ballyssomething in Ireland .
little pr_k

The winner was put down so that explains my bad lock on that day .

Fact.
Report theonlywayforward January 11, 2018 12:52 AM GMT
Look its not for everyone .

But if you Know how its near impossible to give up.
Report theonlywayforward January 11, 2018 1:01 AM GMT
USA Penn (US) 10th Jan / 23:54 R3 5f Claim
Comm Charged


00:22     USA Penn (US) 10th Jan / 00:22 R4 1m Claim
Comm Charged

USA CharlT (US) 10th Jan / 00:29 R2 4f Mdn
Comm Charged

and another win pending
Report theonlywayforward January 11, 2018 1:04 AM GMT
USA Penn (US) 10th Jan / 00:49 R5 1m Claim
Comm Charged
Report theonlywayforward January 11, 2018 1:13 AM GMT
Back long odds

lay shorts odds

Hardly rocket science is it.
Report theonlywayforward January 11, 2018 1:20 AM GMT
Watch gob


Selection
Odds
Stake
Profit/ Liability

    What The Chub 2.64
Report theonlywayforward January 11, 2018 1:24 AM GMT
Idiot.
Report theonlywayforward January 11, 2018 1:28 AM GMT
SA Penn (US) 10th Jan / 01:16 R6 5f Claim
Comm Charged
Report Studious_1 January 11, 2018 1:31 AM GMT
^^^  This guy definitely deserves some sort of forum award - very few posters over the years have his repeated ability of as boorish as this guy.

Winners don't act nor talk like you do Sir, the vitriol in your posts to everybody and anybody marks you down as someone rather pathetic with little social interaction outside of a betting forum I would imagine.

I don't need to know your lifetime P/L on here to know it's a bowl of rice either way - your words betray you in every other post you make.

As for the Derby, the world and his wife could have backed the top three in the betting dutched, there were two rags to save in the race, the winner was one.  It would seem the 'Fact' is you don't know the game well enough to see that it was no 80/1 shot and merited some respect and did your niagras deservedly.  That's the only 'Fact' relevant to the Derby and your bet in the race.  Maybe try harder next year when betting long odds on against the field.

Good Luck aasbf in whatever direction you take moving forward, betting on horses isn't for everyone especially when losing long-term.  You're young enough to achieve plenty in life - don't go taking a minimum wage job, that's the answer to nothing.  Find something you believe in, that you're passionate about and want to build up and work hard at it - there's something for everyone out there but all good things take time.
Report aasbff January 11, 2018 1:31 AM GMT
Betting Profit & Loss

A***** S******** 11-Jan-2018 01:24

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Cricket: £21.55 | Darts: £1.85 | Football: £92.02 | Horse Racing: -£22.64  Total P&L:  £92.78

Football     Showing 1 - 9 of 9 markets
Market     Start time     Settled date     Profit/loss (£)
Football / Angers v Montpellier : Match Odds     10-Jan-18 20:05     10-Jan-18 21:58     28.24
Football / Angers v Montpellier : Correct Score     10-Jan-18 20:05     10-Jan-18 21:58     12.75
Football / Chelsea v Arsenal : Correct Score     10-Jan-18 20:00     10-Jan-18 21:52     14.63
Football / Chelsea v Arsenal : Match Odds     10-Jan-18 20:00     10-Jan-18 21:52     -5.22
Football / Rio Ave v Aves : Over/Under 1.5 Goals     10-Jan-18 19:00     10-Jan-18 20:10     -6.54
Football / Rennes v Toulouse : Correct Score     10-Jan-18 17:45     10-Jan-18 19:35     -0.05
Football / Rennes v Toulouse : Over/Under 2.5 Goals     10-Jan-18 17:45     10-Jan-18 18:28     21.63
Football / Delhi Dynamos v Kerala Blasters : Correct Score     10-Jan-18 14:30     10-Jan-18 16:32     -5.00
Football / Delhi Dynamos v Kerala Blasters : Match Odds     10-Jan-18 14:30     10-Jan-18 16:32     31.58
Profit and Loss is shown net of commission.
All times are UKT     

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Well I deposited £25 today and here is my p&l. You're not gonna believe me but I've just finished 10th out of 3645 players in a $2 tourney on PStars for a $85 return.

I know it's not a massive amount of money but I'm gonna take this as a sign from the Gods to keep going. Perhaps multi table tournaments and trading other sports is the way to go!

Thanks for some kind words/advice and THEONLYWAYISFORWARD, Im glad you are winning on the horses, keep it up!
Report theonlywayforward January 11, 2018 1:37 AM GMT
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Horse Racing: £4361.85  Total P&L:  £436i.85
Report Studious_1 January 11, 2018 1:42 AM GMT
Horse Racing: £4361.85  Total P&L:  £436i.85

The man can't even edit a fake P/L properly....to quote a famous gambler from my neck of the woods 'turn it in will ya'.

Joker of the highest order.
Report theonlywayforward January 11, 2018 1:42 AM GMT
and add another on to that .

Silent Notion - Win
Betfair Bet ID 1:113327902380 | Matched: 11-Jan-18 01:31:35     Lay    2.90
Report Cork Langer January 11, 2018 2:15 AM GMT
This thread should receive some interesting comments tomorrow, Mouse, Saddo and skenbo will surely have something to say.
Report theonlywayforward January 11, 2018 2:20 AM GMT
USA CharlT (US) 10th Jan / 01:51 R5 4f Mdn / Fly As A Falcon
Lay 2.74


USA CharlT (US) 10th Jan / 01:51 R5 4f Mdn / Fly As A Falcon
Lay           2.82

I lost big deal no !!

We are done talking to losers.
Report Cork Langer January 11, 2018 2:31 AM GMT
You do realise that you have exposed yourself as a bet editing fraud and tomorrow will reap what you have sown over the last few months, the US racing regulars of old will be mortified by your actions.
Report easygold January 11, 2018 2:46 AM GMT
Wow, some buyo this fella TOWF..... personally, the best way to treat a guy like this is to ignore his posts completely.... the auld copy and paste error.... tut,tut
Report ItsMeSwaddle January 11, 2018 2:46 AM GMT
The edit made me laugh.
Do us all a favour and stop plastering TRIPE everywhere.
As for the derby selections, well done they are the first 3 in the market, you’ve identified that.
You not think the odds were at what they were because anything too high or to low might cause a market correction? Or because you say it’s a 3 horses race your household is set on the fact the rest of the book has a 2 percent 50/1 chance of winning.

Nice one.

Gl OP
Report theonlywayforward January 11, 2018 2:54 AM GMT
Fkn sheep.

now fk off and let business take its normal course.

I.e get rid of idiots.
Report ItsMeSwaddle January 11, 2018 3:34 AM GMT
It appears the only way for idiots not to be found is call off the derby!
Report dave1357 January 11, 2018 10:04 AM GMT
theonlywayforward    Joined: 31 Aug 05
Replies: 16367 11 Jan 18 01:37 

.....

Horse Racing: £4361.85  Total P&L:  £436i.85

Ha Ha outstanding self ownage
Report geoff m January 11, 2018 10:10 AM GMT
Age 28 still serving apprenticeship imo.
Report mouse muldoon January 11, 2018 10:19 AM GMT
Horse Racing: £4361.85  Total P&L:  £436i.85

Ha !!!

You couldn't make it up

LaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report mouse muldoon January 11, 2018 10:24 AM GMT
And to the OP, stick with the football if you have an edge there as the racing game is going downhill fast anyhow. Lord knows how few scraps will be left when you get to my age in 15 years time.
Report saddo January 11, 2018 10:33 AM GMT
Studious_1    11 Jan 18 01:42 
Horse Racing: £4361.85  Total P&L:  £436i.85

The man can't even edit a fake P/L properly....to quote a famous gambler from my neck of the woods 'turn it in will ya'.

Joker of the highest order. 


Laugh
Report gutfeeling January 11, 2018 10:38 AM GMT
https://media.giphy.com/media/kDIhIpwRRIi3K/giphy.gif
Report big aitch January 11, 2018 10:43 AM GMT
it's a classic from the forum fool, aggressive little twerp that he is.
Report pablo-fanque January 11, 2018 12:57 PM GMT
TOWF , don't l!sten to them

b!gmart says that somet!mes the people that type out the P+L for you make m!stakes in the!r typ!ng , s!mple explanat!on !mo
Report mouse muldoon January 11, 2018 1:07 PM GMT
Who is bugmart?
Report gutfeeling January 11, 2018 1:13 PM GMT
He's the forums philanthropist & all round renaissance man Mouse.
Report xmoneyx January 11, 2018 1:20 PM GMT
why does theonlywayforward hijack every thread
Report saddo January 11, 2018 1:26 PM GMT
He'll take a sabbatical imo.
Report s.kenbo January 11, 2018 3:45 PM GMT
I log on after work and the first posters I look for are Towf, or Greg/Mart. I must admit I was disappointed to see no threads from them, so having opened this one up, and read through it, my disappointment has disappeared. LaughLaughLaugh

The self proclaimed betting genius is so ashamed of his p&l that he decides to do a simple edit. And look how he's fooked that up? FFS Towf, you've just made yourself look like a bigger tw@t than before. I didn't think you'd capable of that, but you've exceeding yourself. Well done!!

Now I realise why I couldn't find a thread from him today. He's done a runner because he's so humiliated with himself. LaughLaugh

BRILLIANT!!!!
Report s.kenbo January 11, 2018 3:46 PM GMT
See how excited I am? I can't even string a coherent sentence together!! Laugh

Fook me, I need to get a life!!
Report saddo January 11, 2018 3:53 PM GMT
We have no one to play with now. Sad
Report the dealer January 11, 2018 3:53 PM GMT
he hasnt slept for a week
Report geoff m January 11, 2018 4:04 PM GMT
Fair play to Bigmart .He never dissapppeared from embarrassment . Hed front his edit out with broke up with girlfriend/took to drink bla,bla,bla......
Wonder if we will get an admission of guilt from theonlywasediting.
Report s.kenbo January 11, 2018 4:04 PM GMT
I don't think we'll see him for at least a month now. Cry

Editing is allowed, Towf, if you've recently split up with a partner. Apparently it gives you a confidence boost.
Report s.kenbo January 11, 2018 4:05 PM GMT
Great minds, Geoff!
Report mouse muldoon January 11, 2018 4:06 PM GMT
He's the sort who's more likely to have buried his partner than split up with her.
Report the dealer January 11, 2018 4:07 PM GMT
shouldnt edit after a dozen Castlemaine xxxx  imho
Report madrigal January 11, 2018 4:09 PM GMT
Reading this it makes me think  TOWF is Arrogant.
Report saddo January 11, 2018 4:33 PM GMT
Come back towf, 1t was s1mply a m1shtke 1'm sure of that.
Report top2rated January 11, 2018 5:03 PM GMT
Report ladycarla January 11, 2018 5:46 PM GMT
Didn't realise it was a p&l thread thought BMW had brought a new model out Laugh
Report geoff m January 11, 2018 5:49 PM GMT
They have its a BMW TD1
Report mouse muldoon January 11, 2018 5:50 PM GMT
bmw wac i imo
Report mouse muldoon January 12, 2018 9:54 AM GMT
Shocked It would appear that bet editing is a bannable offence now. Zodie had better be careful from now on then.
Report saddo January 12, 2018 11:03 AM GMT
If they banned liars there'd be a dozen left on her. He's probably closed his account, he'll be back.
Report saddo January 12, 2018 11:04 AM GMT
* hear
Report s.kenbo January 12, 2018 11:49 AM GMT
He got found out, then closed his account to save the shame he's brought on himself. If he wasn't such an obnoxious bastard, I'd almost feel sorry for him for making such a schoolboy error.
Report mouse muldoon January 12, 2018 11:50 AM GMT
A bit drastic to close his account, where will he go to loose his money now?
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