calling onlooker

What have I done now?  ....

I have been out all evening at the footy - followed by the obligatory beers...

- and I come home to this.

was just giving you a possible pointer well worth a look

mart - re: your PM

I have never backed a tip off anybody in my life - and won't ever be doing so.

Most especially a Novice Chaser, as you sent - as I do not back ANY Chasers, anyway - the clue being in the race Title.

Why you chose to PM me with tips, I have no idea - But, for the above reasons kindly desist, as you are merely wasting both your own and my time.

Be lucky.

Did it win, Onlooker?

Pulled Up ...

- as I was saying - "NOVICE CHASE - the clue being in the race Title."

not intentional onlooker i know, but quite possibly one of the funniest put downs in forum history

But the OP did invite the put down.

Onlooker,what is wrong with Novice Chases,favs have highest win ratio of 48% and an average loss on return of
3% over along period,worried about your knowledge.

Obvious answer -

I do NOT back many, "Favs," (or Stats) either -

- and most especially in blind sequences.

I remember my old man telling me never to back in nervous chases, or that's what I thought he said at the time.

"Onlooker,what is wrong with Novice Chases." He's concerned about novicey errors

I thought it was going to be a winner. He sent me a 10/1 winner in a Novice Chase, so I presumed yours would be the same horse. It wasn't the 3pm was it?

What races/horses would you most likely bet on Onlooker?

Don't go there lads, it was a pm and ethics, morality and everything else will be cited if this is headed where I think it is.....

I'm allowed to mention my PM, it won!

It would be funny though if he sent Onlooker a different horse in the same race.

A quick glance at todays fixtures shows that the 15.00 race was/is the only novice chase of the day, oh dear, surely it cannot be true.....

Is smokey doing a Derren Brown

Could well produce a brown one when he reads this....

I do hope so. It would be forum meltdown.

On the plus side, at least I was todays 'chosen one'!

Never fear it will be a typo or an honest mistake...!

I've just heard that Mart's been banned again?

dopeyone
18 Jul 17 20:35
Joined: 09 Apr 07 | Topic/replies: 3,505 | Blogger: dopeyone's blog
Didn't take smokey long to start abusing people again, Won't be long till his next holiday.



I am Mystic Meg

Or a grass!!

i'm a bit miffed he's banned so soon, especially in light of the developing onlooker/kenbo 3pm scenario ....

Aye kenbo I doubt you would really believe that....then again

You and me both, Elise.

Not for a minute, Dopey.

Sucker

you do realise kenbo, that onlooker is the most respected and unlikeliest person to make this up, so the focus shifts to you lol?

Maybe he realised his mistake and has self excluded to avoid the ridicule

To clear up any conspiracy theories...

The PM that was sent to me was for a race a few days ago - But I only saw it today, when alerted by this thread, started by the sender.

I have made no complaint against him - nor any other  forumite in my 13 years on here - but  merely replied to his thread.

if it were his coffin, they just nailed it shut, strapped it tight, wrapped it in cling film and chucked it in a vat of gorilla glue

it's ok onlooker, he's been banned for the umpteenth time most likely for verbals, nothing to do with your pm

missing him already...he brings something different...mostly harmlessly entertaining

has had more bans than joey barton !

Don't chuck the earth on the coffin, I think I heard a voice from inside!

You're redeemed, Mart.

Mart been banned again!!!

Dopey was hoping to get his daughters mobile num

not a bad un, he is like marmite or martmite even! love him or hate him ,  he does bring some life to an otherwise declining forum , he will be missed even by his detractors !

ffs kenbo he ought to change his namre to houdini

not by me, forum spirals into bollx the moment he appears with his fantasy shoite, personally i hope he's buried this time

Dopey was hoping to get his daughters mobile num


Aye Irish, so long as she doesn't want me to meet the parents

a whole new meet the fockers; doe eyed dopey meets ex sas secret service mega bucks daddy and sits the 42lb kebab challenge to see if he's worthy ...

afterwards they both squeeze their expanded waistlines into a mini cooper and do the gumball rally, only losing after mr focker stops to buy some plastic spats from a new orleans jazz club

luckily richard branson wins the race riding a tandem with mr fockers international cyclist / athlete /olympian brother and in a fit of generosity flies everyone off to necker island for an all expenses paid honeymoon

elise

you'd be "inside the circle of truth" .... it's a pretty tiny fecking circle though ...

a pin head sized circle

more chance of teaching the films cat to make an expresso whilst playing fur elise on a banjo than getting the truth

Mart walking around with the plastic boob for breastfeeding.. "wheres the baby mart" .."what baby" says mart

Having read Mart's opening post again, it does sound like he sent you (Onlooker) a horse yesterday, for todays race?

That - "miising the price," - was confusing - s kenbo

But the PM was ...


smokey1919

Jul 15, 09:32PM

iora glas connections confident it will win 3,25 perth 2/1 inside info dont share cheers
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16Jul17 Per C4NvHcCh 7K 3m     Gd     11-12 t    PU/8 Urtheoneiwant 11-5     3/1F

Something definitely amiss, why make reference to it being worth a look if it ran a few days ago........doesn't add up.

If he has been banned it must be one of the swiftest returns and exit in forum history, doubt anyone is really surprised though, such is his refusal to take on board good advice.

It must be assumed that he was confusing onlooker with someone else or that he thought he had sent onlooker something else, you wouldn't purposely prompt someone after giving a losing advice like that would you....

Agreed. He forgets who he sends them to.

chuck enough darts ....

At least you have the honour and comfort of knowing you received perhaps the final winning selection s.kenbo....!

Kenbo's the sort of guy who's toast lands butter side up when he drops it

I don't butter my toast once it's fell on the floor!

Delete 'don't'!

marts installed anti gravity flooring to prevent such accidents, he's smarter than 99% of nasa scientists

I have a PM from mart a week ago, might have been a tip, I'll have a look.