HI DISCIPLES ,, JUST A SMALL PROFIT TODAY !!

BUT STILL ,, YET ANOTHER WINNING DAY

SHUT UP SHOP NOW ...

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Horse Racing: £328.77  Total P&L:  £328.77

Horse Racing     Showing 1 - 11 of 11 markets
Market     Start time     Settled date     Profit/loss (£)
Horse Racing / Wolv 7th Mar : 7f Hcap     07-Mar-16 15:50     07-Mar-16 15:55     53.24
Horse Racing / Ling 7th Mar : 2m Hcap Chs     07-Mar-16 15:40     07-Mar-16 15:47     -105.12
Horse Racing / Sthl 7th Mar : 2m4f Nov Hcap Hrd     07-Mar-16 15:30     07-Mar-16 15:36     92.08
Horse Racing / Wolv 7th Mar : 3 TBP     07-Mar-16 15:20     07-Mar-16 15:27     50.34
Horse Racing / Ling 7th Mar : To Be Placed     07-Mar-16 15:10     07-Mar-16 15:20     98.74
Horse Racing / Sthl 7th Mar : 2m4f Nov Hrd     07-Mar-16 15:00     07-Mar-16 15:07     3.87
Horse Racing / Ling 7th Mar : 2m Nov Hcap Chs     07-Mar-16 14:40     07-Mar-16 14:46     -145.60
Horse Racing / Sthl 7th Mar : 3m Hcap Chs     07-Mar-16 14:30     07-Mar-16 14:38     50.34
Horse Racing / Ling 7th Mar : 2m Nov Hrd     07-Mar-16 14:10     07-Mar-16 14:16     100.20
Horse Racing / Sthl 7th Mar : 1m7f Nov Hcap Chs     07-Mar-16 14:00     07-Mar-16 14:06     77.44
Horse Racing / SunP (US) 6th Mar : R9 5f Mdn     06-Mar-16 23:55     07-Mar-16 00:30     53.24
Profit and Loss is shown net of commission.
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SEE YOU ALL SOON !!

ZODIE, THE BETTING AND FORUM LEGEND

OH DEAR,  IVE RATTLED LITTLE MARKOs CAGE ..!!

TRY TO FIND SOME LOSING DAYS IVE HAD ON HERE IN THE LAST 4 MONTHS ..

ALMOST EVERY DAY IVE POSTED THE FULL P AND L ACCOUNT STATEMENT  !!


GRANTED ,,, 6 OF THOSE WEEKS I DIDNT POST BECAUSE I WAS IN THE CANARIES AT MY VILLA



OVER TO YOU ,,, ENVIOUS MARKO  !!

GOODNIGHT ,, ZODIE THE LEGEND

HI ROBBIE ,,
YOU GET SOME 18 CARAT GREEN, ENVIOUS, JEALOUS PR*TTS ON HERE !!

THEY DONT LIKE TO SEE A BETTING LEGEND WIN EVERYDAY 

THEIR PROBLEM NOT MINE !!

WHERE YOU BEEN ??

ZODIE, THE LEDGE

OH DEAR,  IVE RATTLED LITTLE MARKOs CAGE ..!!

TRY TO FIND SOME LOSING DAYS IVE HAD ON HERE IN THE LAST 4 MONTHS ..

ALMOST EVERY DAY IVE POSTED THE FULL P AND L ACCOUNT STATEMENT  !!


GRANTED ,,, 6 OF THOSE WEEKS I DIDNT POST BECAUSE I WAS IN THE CANARIES AT MY VILLA LaughLaughLaugh



OVER TO YOU ,,, ENVIOUS MARKO  !!

GOODNIGHT ,, ZODIE THE LEGEND

EVENING DISCIPLES ,,

AS A LEGEND AND A MESSIAH ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

I WAS DISGUSTED WITH JUST POSTING A MEASELY £100 WINNINGS TODAY

SO IN TRUE LEGEND STYLE ,, I DONE SOMETHING ABOUT !!!

THIS MY FOLLOWERS IS WHY YOU FLOCK TO MY THREADS EVERYDAY


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Cricket: £54.21 | Greyhound Racing: -£73.67 | Horse Racing: £50.17 | Soccer: £664.74  Total P&L:  £695.45

Soccer     Showing 1 - 2 of 2 markets
Market     Start time     Settled date     Profit/loss (£)
Soccer / Wolfsburg v Gent : Match Odds     08-Mar-16 19:45     08-Mar-16 21:35     346.27
Soccer / Hull v Arsenal : Match Odds     08-Mar-16 19:00     08-Mar-16 20:53     318.47
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Cricket: £54.21 | Greyhound Racing: -£73.67 | Horse Racing: £50.17 | Soccer: £664.74  Total P&L:  £695.45

Greyhound Racing     Showing 1 - 14 of 14 markets
Market     Start time     Settled date     Profit/loss (£)
Greyhound Racing / Towc 8th Mar : A7 480m     08-Mar-16 22:26     08-Mar-16 22:28     290.40
Greyhound Racing / Towc 8th Mar : A5 480m     08-Mar-16 22:11     08-Mar-16 22:13     53.24
Greyhound Racing / Harl 8th Mar : OR 592m     08-Mar-16 22:03     08-Mar-16 22:06     62.92
Greyhound Racing / Towc 8th Mar : OR 655m     08-Mar-16 21:56     08-Mar-16 21:58     109.59
Greyhound Racing / Towc 8th Mar : OR 260m     08-Mar-16 21:40     08-Mar-16 21:42     151.01
Greyhound Racing / Harl 8th Mar : OR 238m     08-Mar-16 21:32     08-Mar-16 21:34     63.89
Greyhound Racing / Towc 8th Mar : OR 480m     08-Mar-16 21:24     08-Mar-16 21:26     -130.57
Greyhound Racing / Wdon 8th Mar : IV 480m     08-Mar-16 21:08     08-Mar-16 21:16     -168.00
Greyhound Racing / Wdon 8th Mar : OR 687m     08-Mar-16 20:51     08-Mar-16 20:55     -300.00
Greyhound Racing / Wdon 8th Mar : OR 480m     08-Mar-16 20:33     08-Mar-16 20:37     -40.00
Greyhound Racing / Wdon 8th Mar : OR 480m     08-Mar-16 19:59     08-Mar-16 20:05     -100.00
Greyhound Racing / Wdon 8th Mar : OR 480m     08-Mar-16 19:43     08-Mar-16 19:48     138.85
Greyhound Racing / Wdon 8th Mar : OR 480m     08-Mar-16 19:26     08-Mar-16 19:40     -100.00
Greyhound Racing / Wdon 8th Mar : OR 894m     08-Mar-16 18:56     08-Mar-16 19:00     -105.00
Profit and Loss is shown net of commission.
All times are UKT     
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AS FAST AS I WITHRAW FUNDS FROM THIS ACCOUNT ,, I TOP IT UP AGAIN

SEE YOU ALL SOON !!!

ZODIE, THE UNDISPUTED BETTING AND FORUM LEGEND

POOR OLD MARKO ,, GOING IN TO MELTDOWN AGAIN ..

THE PR*TT WHO SAYS "NOBODY IS REMOTELY INTERESTED IN YOUR ACCOUNT" !!

HES THE ONE ONE WHO HANGS ON EVERY WORD I POST

I DONT THINK ITS HIS DAY ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, AGAIN !!!


    Settled     Ref Id     Placed     Description           Avg. Odds     Stake     Status     DR
(£)     CR
(£)     Balance
(£)    
    2016-03-08
22:28     64431589473     2016-03-08
22:25     Televised Cards Towc 8th Mar / 22:26 A7 480m
Comm Charged 3.2% On Net winnings of GBP300           -     -     -     (9.60)           14,704.36
    2016-03-08
22:28     64431589473     2016-03-08
22:25     Televised Cards Towc 8th Mar / 22:26 A7 480m / 5. Airforce Cluxton
Back           4.00     100.00     Won           300.00     14,713.96
    2016-03-08
22:13     64430891166     2016-03-08
22:10     Televised Cards Towc 8th Mar / 22:11 A5 480m
Comm Charged 3.2% On Net winnings of GBP55           -     -     -     (1.76)           14,413.96
    2016-03-08
22:13     64430891166     2016-03-08
22:10     Televised Cards Towc 8th Mar / 22:11 A5 480m / 3. Parkers Prince
Lay           3.80     55.00     Won           55.00     14,415.72
    2016-03-08
22:06     64430449888     2016-03-08
22:02     Televised Cards Harl 8th Mar / 22:03 OR 592m
Comm Charged 3.2% On Net winnings of GBP65           -     -     -     (2.08)           14,360.72
    2016-03-08
22:06     64430449888     2016-03-08
22:02     Televised Cards Harl 8th Mar / 22:03 OR 592m / 1. Kerries Choice
Lay           2.78     65.00     Won           65.00     14,362.80
    2016-03-08
21:58     64430102728     2016-03-08
21:55     Televised Cards Towc 8th Mar / 21:56 OR 655m
Comm Charged 3.2% On Net winnings of GBP113.21           -     -     -     (3.62)           14,297.80
    2016-03-08
21:58     64430102728     2016-03-08
21:55     Televised Cards Towc 8th Mar / 21:56 OR 655m / 2. Crossfield Vitus
Back           2.02     111.00     Won           113.21     14,301.42
    2016-03-08
21:42     64429175752     2016-03-08
21:40     Televised Cards Towc 8th Mar / 21:40 OR 260m
Comm Charged 3.2% On Net winnings of GBP156           -     -     -     (4.99)           14,188.21
    2016-03-08
21:42     64429175752     2016-03-08
21:40     Televised Cards Towc 8th Mar / 21:40 OR 260m / 4. Jolly Tricks
Back           2.04     50.00     Won           52.00     14,193.20
    2016-03-08
21:42     64429161578     2016-03-08
21:39     Televised Cards Towc 8th Mar / 21:40 OR 260m / 4. Jolly Tricks
Back           2.04     100.00     Won           104.00     14,141.20
    2016-03-08
21:35     64419795242     2016-03-08
20:12     Fixtures 08 March Wolfsburg v Gent / Match Odds
Comm Charged 3.2% On Net winnings of GBP357.72           -     -     -     (11.45)           14,037.20
    2016-03-08
21:35     64419795242     2016-03-08
20:12     Fixtures 08 March Wolfsburg v Gent / Match Odds / Wolfsburg
Back           1.72     500.00     Won           357.72     14,048.65
    2016-03-08
21:34     64428638312     2016-03-08
21:32     Televised Cards Harl 8th Mar / 21:32 OR 238m
Comm Charged 3.2% On Net winnings of GBP66           -     -     -     (2.11)           13,690.93
    2016-03-08
21:34     64428638312     2016-03-08
21:32     Televised Cards Harl 8th Mar / 21:32 OR 238m / 5. Rough Brian
Lay           2.99     66.00     Won           66.00     13,693.04

I THINK I WILL HOOK ANOTHER COUPLE OF BAGS OUT OF HERE AGAIN TOMORROW ..

MY POCKETS AND BANK CANT TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS

DO TRY TO GET SOME SLEEP MARKO ,, IM WORRIED ABOUT YOU !!

GOODNIGHT ,, ZODIE

MARKO ,, SHUFFLES OFF TO BED CRYING

WITH HIS TAIL BETWEEN HIS LEGS AND EGG ALL OVER HIS FACE  !!!

SMASHED TO PEICES AGAIN BY ZODIE ( HIS HERO )

WHEN WILL THE MUPPET EVER LEARN ??

SEE YOU ALL SOON !!

ZODIE

MARKO = FORUM LAUGHING STOCK

zodiac hinte,another attention seeking saddo,00:45 and still desperatley craving adoration.

Getalifeyousadkhuunt.

Spotted in Alec's guzzling Krug chatting to his date ( think it was a Hoover Whirlwind).

         

mark9 08 Mar 16 22:41 
2 edited football bets to once again save to day,remarkable.
Zodiac 08 Mar 16 22:48 
POOR OLD MARKO ,, GOING IN TO MELTDOWN AGAIN ..

THE PR*TT WHO SAYS "NOBODY IS REMOTELY INTERESTED IN YOUR ACCOUNT" !!

HES THE ONE ONE WHO HANGS ON EVERY WORD I POST LaughLaugh

I DONT THINK ITS HIS DAY ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, AGAIN !!!


    Settled     Ref Id     Placed     Description           Avg. Odds     Stake     Status     DR
(£)     CR
(£)     Balance
(£)   
    2016-03-08
22:28     64431589473     2016-03-08
22:25     Televised Cards Towc 8th Mar / 22:26 A7 480m
Comm Charged 3.2% On Net winnings of GBP300           -     -     -     (9.60)           14,704.36
    2016-03-08
22:28     64431589473     2016-03-08
22:25     Televised Cards Towc 8th Mar / 22:26 A7 480m / 5. Airforce Cluxton
Back           4.00     100.00     Won           300.00     14,713.96
    2016-03-08
22:13     64430891166     2016-03-08
22:10     Televised Cards Towc 8th Mar / 22:11 A5 480m
Comm Charged 3.2% On Net winnings of GBP55           -     -     -     (1.76)           14,413.96
    2016-03-08
22:13     64430891166     2016-03-08
22:10     Televised Cards Towc 8th Mar / 22:11 A5 480m / 3. Parkers Prince
Lay           3.80     55.00     Won           55.00     14,415.72
    2016-03-08
22:06     64430449888     2016-03-08
22:02     Televised Cards Harl 8th Mar / 22:03 OR 592m
Comm Charged 3.2% On Net winnings of GBP65           -     -     -     (2.08)           14,360.72
    2016-03-08
22:06     64430449888     2016-03-08
22:02     Televised Cards Harl 8th Mar / 22:03 OR 592m / 1. Kerries Choice
Lay           2.78     65.00     Won           65.00     14,362.80
    2016-03-08
21:58     64430102728     2016-03-08
21:55     Televised Cards Towc 8th Mar / 21:56 OR 655m
Comm Charged 3.2% On Net winnings of GBP113.21           -     -     -     (3.62)           14,297.80
    2016-03-08
21:58     64430102728     2016-03-08
21:55     Televised Cards Towc 8th Mar / 21:56 OR 655m / 2. Crossfield Vitus
Back           2.02     111.00     Won           113.21     14,301.42
    2016-03-08
21:42     64429175752     2016-03-08
21:40     Televised Cards Towc 8th Mar / 21:40 OR 260m
Comm Charged 3.2% On Net winnings of GBP156           -     -     -     (4.99)           14,188.21
    2016-03-08
21:42     64429175752     2016-03-08
21:40     Televised Cards Towc 8th Mar / 21:40 OR 260m / 4. Jolly Tricks
Back           2.04     50.00     Won           52.00     14,193.20
    2016-03-08
21:42     64429161578     2016-03-08
21:39     Televised Cards Towc 8th Mar / 21:40 OR 260m / 4. Jolly Tricks
Back           2.04     100.00     Won           104.00     14,141.20
    2016-03-08
21:35     64419795242     2016-03-08
20:12     Fixtures 08 March Wolfsburg v Gent / Match Odds
Comm Charged 3.2% On Net winnings of GBP357.72           -     -     -     (11.45)           14,037.20
    2016-03-08
21:35     64419795242     2016-03-08
20:12     Fixtures 08 March Wolfsburg v Gent / Match Odds / Wolfsburg
Back           1.72     500.00     Won           357.72     14,048.65
    2016-03-08
21:34     64428638312     2016-03-08
21:32     Televised Cards Harl 8th Mar / 21:32 OR 238m
Comm Charged 3.2% On Net winnings of GBP66           -     -     -     (2.11)           13,690.93
    2016-03-08
21:34     64428638312     2016-03-08
21:32     Televised Cards Harl 8th Mar / 21:32 OR 238m / 5. Rough Brian
Lay           2.99     66.00     Won           66.00     13,693.04

I THINK I WILL HOOK ANOTHER COUPLE OF BAGS OUT OF HERE AGAIN TOMORROW ..

MY POCKETS AND BANK CANT TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS LaughLaugh

DO TRY TO GET SOME SLEEP MARKO ,, IM WORRIED ABOUT YOU !!

GOODNIGHT ,, ZODIE LaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
Zodiac 08 Mar 16 22:52 
JUST FOR MARKO ..

ANOTHER EDITED FOOTBALL BET LaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh


    2016-03-08
20:53     64411616977     2016-03-08
18:52     Fixtures 08 March Hull v Arsenal / Match Odds
Comm Charged 3.2% On Net winnings of GBP329           -     -     -     (10.53)           14,225.61
    2016-03-08
20:53     64411616977     2016-03-08
18:52     Fixtures 08 March Hull v Arsenal / Match Odds / Arsenal
Back           1.94     350.00     Won           329.00     14,236.14


HONESTLY DISCIPLES ,,, IM NOT PROMPTING THE PR*TT LaughLaugh


ZODIE, THE LEGEND

poor old zodiac still on here 24/7 trying to improve his zero credibility rating.

VERY WISE WORDS FROM ROBBIE

ITS SO FLATTERING HAVING THE WHOLE FORUM LIT UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE ..


WITH ZODIE TRIBUTE THREADS !!!

ZODIE, THE UNDIDSPUTED BETTING AND FORUM LEGEND

SORRY ABOUT THE TYPO !!

TALKING OF MISTAKES ,, ITS NICE TO HAVE TOMMY BACK IN MY KEEPNET

ONE OF MY FAVOURITE ENVIOUS DISCIPLES !!!

ZODIE

Should be ashamed of yourself, boasting about fiddling with your bits whilst on the night shift at the newsagents...!

WITHOUT DOUBT ,,, THE POST OF THE YEAR !!!!


Rob_The_Bantam 09 Mar 16 13:29 
Some obscene bitterness towards ZODIE.  Jealousy is a horrible thing.  It's not his fault that he's got the game by the bollox



ROBBIE ,, YOU ARE SO SPOT ON !!!!!!!!!!


ZODIE, THE BETTING LEGEND

When zodie was a little bitty boy
his grandmother bought him a cute little toy
Silver bells hangin' on a string
she told him it was his ding a ling ling

Zodies ding a ling, Zodies ding a ling
all Zodie does is play with his ding a ling
Zodies ding a ling, Zodies ding a ling
he just sits and plays  with his ding a ling.

he posted on the forum his profit and loss
But a comma was missing that made roida cross
how could zodie miss such a simple thing
coz he was playing with his ding a ling

Zodies ding a ling, Zodies ding a ling
all Zodie does is play with his ding a ling
Zodies ding a ling, Zodies ding a ling
he just sits and plays  with his ding a ling.

he was asked by roida why he dont pay the charge
big bluffer like him giving it large
he never answered , not a thing
coz he was to busy playing with his ding a ling

Zodies ding a ling, Zodies ding a ling
all Zodie does is play with his ding a ling
Zodies ding a ling, Zodies ding a ling
he just sits and plays  with his ding a ling.

he's a losing player the forum sing
got no idea and never can win
but betting never really is his thing
just likes to play with his ding a ling

This here song it ain't so sad
the cutest little song you ever had
Zodie told zipper give me a ring
so both of them playing with there ding a lings

A BIT MORE RESPECTABLE NOW ..Cricket: £31.46 | Horse Racing: £250.31 | Snooker: £111.32  Total P&L:  £393.09

Horse Racing     Showing 1 - 5 of 5 markets
Market     Start time     Settled date     Profit/loss (£)
Horse Racing / Ling 9th Mar : To Be Placed     09-Mar-16 17:10     09-Mar-16 17:20     48.40
Horse Racing / Ling 9th Mar : To Be Placed     09-Mar-16 16:40     09-Mar-16 16:52     53.03
Horse Racing / Ling 9th Mar : To Be Placed     09-Mar-16 15:40     09-Mar-16 15:55     48.99
Horse Racing / Ling 9th Mar : 1m Hcap     09-Mar-16 14:10     09-Mar-16 14:22     50.34
Horse Racing / Catt 9th Mar : To Be Placed     09-Mar-16 14:00     09-Mar-16 14:09     49.55
Profit and Loss is shown net of commission.
All times are UKT     
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SEE YOU ALL SOON !!

ZODIE

Munchausen Syndrome is an attention-seeking personality disorder which is more common than statistics suggest. Munchausen Syndrome, named after a German soldier renowned for exaggerated tales, is a predominantly female disorder in which an emotionally immature person with narcissistic tendencies, low self-esteem and a fragile ego has an overwhelming need to draw attention to herself and to be the centre of attention.

In Munchausen Syndrome, this is achieved by capitalising on, exploiting, exaggerating or feigning illness or injury or personal misfortune. The opportunities for being centre of attention can be increased if feigning victimhood through alleged victimisation, isolation, exclusion or persecution is added to the equation; the Munchausen person can then depict another person (often a family member) as a victimiser or persecutor and herself as the victim. Presenting herself as a false victim is also a Munchausen trait.

In Munchausen Syndrome By Proxy (MSBP), occasions for being centre of attention are created by deliberately causing illness, injury or harm to others to provide opportunities for rescue and care. Often the MSBP sufferer will work as a nurse, perhaps in a hospital ward for sick children (especially very young babies) or in a home for elderly persons, or with severely handicapped people, or as a care giver. The common thread is a victim whose is vulnerable, whose verbal skills or emotional state or mental condition prevents them from explaining what the MSBP person is doing to them and whose hold on life may already be precarious. Even if the victim survives, they cannot or will not be a witness. Because death amongst these groups occurs normally and is therefore not unusual or unexpected, her activities in causing death may escape notice for years.

Few people ask questions, for how many people would dare to think that this wonderful, kind, caring, compassionate person who has devoted her life to helping others is, in reality, a murderer? Or, given the repeat nature of the crime, a serial killer? How many people suspected that Beverley Allitt, that kind, comparing, compassionate nurse who cared for sick babies at Grantham Hospital was, in reality, killing them, one by one? Her behaviour merited the label of Angel of Death. How many people suspected that the kind, avuncular doctor who eased his elderly female patients' suffering with morphine was, in reality, Britain's most prolific serial killer? Manchester GP Harold Shipman was sentenced to life in prison for his killings. Shipman committed suicide in January 2004. Shipman is not a Munchausen case but the circumstances of his murderous actions are similar to MSBP.

Harm can be inflicted by any means which leaves little or no forensic evidence, such as restricting breathing by holding a hand over the mouth, fingers over the nostrils, lying on top of the baby, smothering, placing plastic or cling film over the person's face, withholding food, withholding medicine or over-medicating or medicating when unnecessary, or by delaying calling for medical assistance when an emergency arises. When the victim reacts with a fit, breathing difficulties, collapse etc, the MSBP sufferer can - after ensuring the condition is sufficiently life-threatening - rush to the rescue and later be hailed as a hero for being such a wonderful, kind, caring, compassionate person for having saved this person's life.

The MSBP sufferer is often a mother who deliberately harms her child with the intention of gaining the attention of the medical services. She gains gratification from being in the presence of doctors, nurses and medical personnel and revels in the attention that a concerned mother inevitably attracts in these surroundings. It appears that the intent is to induce illness and injury, rather than commit murder, for the death of the child would take away the object which she repeatedly manipulates for her gratification. Death may also arouse suspicions to the point of investigation. However, the injury or illness must be severe enough to warrant the need for medical intervention; if, as often happens, she miscalculates and the child dies, then the sympathy for a grieving mother becomes another opportune vehicle for gaining attention. The MSBP nurse can wallow in the attention and the gratitude of bereaved parents for the kindness she showed during their baby's short life. However, the MSBP nurse cares nothing (except for herself) for she has an endless supply of potential victims.

The MSBP mother or nurse also knows that if family members or colleagues have suspicions, they are unlikely to voice them for fear of being wrong. No-one wants to make an accusation or report their suspicions to the authorities; if they are wrong, it could mean a libel action or ostracism from the family or workplace. If the MSBP person finds out that an allegation has been made, and she can guess who has made the allegation, this is deemed persecution and victimisation and becomes another, even bigger, opportunity for being the centre of attention. When this happens within the family, it's an opportunity to turn the whole family against the person making the accusation - or against anyone the MSBP sufferer can label as likely to have made the suggestion. Munchausen sufferers, as with most attention seekers, are always plausible and convincing.

It's been estimated that as many as one in five cot deaths is really a murder resulting from a mother with Munchausen Syndrome By Proxy. The MSBP mother (who becomes a serial killer) knows that fear [by the police or investigating authorities] of accusing the wrong person is usually enough to evade accountability and prosecution. No-one is going to challenge a grieving mother, and the father may be in ignorance of what has really happened and thus steadfastly supporting his partner. Evidence is minimal and the cause of death is put down as cot death (also known as Sudden Infant Death Syndrome or SIDS), choking, breathing difficulties or some other plausible reason. However, MSBP is an ongoing condition and it is the repeated deaths from ambiguous or unidentified causes which arouse suspicion. There's a saying in social services: one [death] is cot death, two is suspicious, three is Munchausen. But who is going to take the risk of wrongly accusing a bereaved mother or a caring nurse?

If questioning does take place, the Munchausen mother is likely to give the most convincing performance of innocence whilst the innocent mother is likely to be less convincing due to a combination of grief, sadness, loss, disbelief, bewilderment, anger and guilt, all of which are heightened by trauma.

Recent court cases have demonstrated that the number of infant deaths alone is not grounds for conviction, and that when genetic factors are taken into account, the odds are statistically higher that a family who has suffered genuine cot death is more likely to suffer further cot deaths. Paediatrician Professor Sir Roy Meadow, who made a career acting as expert witness in cases of mothers accused of murdering their children, has recently been shown to have used flawed data (which he has inexplicably shredded) and been backed up by bad science to obtain convictions. In July 2005 Professor Sir Roy Meadow was struck off by the General Medical Council (GMC) for serious professional misconduct after his misleading evidence in the case of Sally Clark. Recent research suggests that up to 80% of repeat cot deaths in the same family are not suspicious. It's likely that the best indicator of guilt is behaviour profile and history of attention-seeking behaviour including manipulation and deception, at which Munchausen cases excel.

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