How did you & your Mrs meet ?...

...... still together after twenty eight years !

you and the thread

pablo

Common peop's dinny be shy...

Library

at a naked group hug in chichester

Dogging, she's impossibly romantic like that.

A funeral, its what he would have wanted.

Met my ex Mrs at the dogs, she was wearing a black and white striped jacket!

blind date,lasted 31 yearsrip wol xxxxx

Introduced at a nursing home.

Thankfully we were working and not residents.

I asked 27051 women if they would like to share my overdraft, eventually one said I will.

N W K... has she been overwrought since ?...

ingrown pubic hair

Been together ever since

jeez greg,is that bigfarts blow up doll ?

Good Gawd... glutton dressed up as lamb !

Used to work with an ex army chap...


.. relayed a tale of him & his mate's cruising ( in civvies ) in a open topped jeep..


drive past Sharon & Tracy types and throw lettuce's at them...


'go on a diet you fat phucker's ! '


The gel's ud go mad and chase them...


drive at 10 mph, let them get within two feet and,


then accelerate again !   

met my mrs in the tunnel of love ! she was digging the fckerr !!!

Outside the Pawnbrokers.

She kissed me under the balls.

Through a bloke who gave me £5,000 ,met outside the registry office.Haven't seen her since..

HD

In Flintlock's Club Liverpool  1979, took her home and must of got home about 4, then got the special to Arsenal away. 0-0

Seen her again on the following Tuesday and the next 36yrs

HD

Off work with Rotator Cuff and biceps tears surgery, plenty of time on my hands for the next six months. Didn't have a bet for ten days after op with my first winning and now a great spell of my last 5 out of 6 going in. Went on a 12 losing run in November though.

WHALEWEIGH STATION who I backed last time out and off my tracker 8/1 to keep it going..

In a lift on the way up to the roof of the apartment block we lived in.

What goes up must come down. Divorced in'90.

When I told people at work that I was getting married they asked where she worked. I said Park Royal and the immediate reaction was that they all knew that I would marry a stable girl or kennel maid for the tips.
Actually she did not work at the dog track but for another company at Park Royal and sadly it was not Guinness either.

mine worked part time at the Mecca shop in Bognor, one of the other girls who i knew said she fancied me. I took her out and we have been together ever since. That was over 35 years ago, we are still very happy together.

Billy Liddell
"In Flintlock's Club Liverpool  1979, took her home and must of got home about 4, then got the special to Arsenal away."

Is this some kind of euphemism?

Walked into my local pub and she was behind the bar.........Love At First Pint.......Still Together 40 years later.

Ex - on a disco ferry to Belgium
Current - Ebay

Johnny, good afternoon...


you're not going to relay the true tale then ?...


Bill, Liver birds....      

m'hatter...


she was selling sommant then !   

Acey, you could say she pulled !

Good stuff Bill, being ''badly'' suits you !   

No Hanky Panky in those days


Arsenal


Liverpool



Starting lineup:

Goalkeeper Pat Jennings

Defender/Centre back Willie Young

Defender/Centre back David O'Leary

Central defender Steve Gatting

Defender/Left back Sammy Nelson

Midfielder David Price

Midfielder Graham Rix

Midfielder John Devine

Midfielder Brian Talbot

Forward Frank Stapleton

Forward/Midfielder Alan Sunderland


Starting lineup:

Goalkeeper  Ray Clemence

Defender  Phil Thompson

Defender  Phil Neal

Defender/Centre back Alan Hansen

Defender/Left back Alan Kennedy

Midfielder Graeme Souness

Midfielder  Terry McDermott

Midfielder  Ray Kennedy

Midfielder Jimmy Case

Forward  David Johnson

Forward  King Kenny

^ That was a b loody good side Bill....


were you at Villa Park when we were 5-1 up half time ?


Pal of mine, Micky Buttress came on as sub, Ray Kennedy told him to phuck off or he'd break his leg !   

I went to that match Billy, we won 1-0.

I was there, about 40yrs ago. Funny enough I was again off work with a cut hand as an apprentice joiner. That's right 5-1 half time midweek.. Loved Ray Kennedy

JM

0-0 it was

My apologies Billy, I had the wrong match, it was the season before we won 1-0 with a David Price goal. Used to love it when Liverpool came to Highbury, great days.

Those replays in the late 70's 80's were crackers, every player in that 0-0 game were British..

in a **** house

^ wind ?...   

hence, windbagger ! 

I was walking my dog and decided to stop off for a pint in Dulwich, this was this July. A woman walked upto me and said you are Jason aren't you? We hadn't seen each other for 25 years and we are now going to get married. I fancied her so badly back in the day but I was with someone else and didn't do anything about it as she had a partner at the time as well.It was literally a million to one chance encounter but we found each other after all that time

Was in the Grill bar in Aberdeen on the 14th of April 2001. Met in with a few pals and ended up on large vodkas and coke.

(blue label Smirnoff)



Long story short, went out the back door and turned right instead of left. Lost my pals and went into a pub which is no longer there. Spotted this woman, went up to talk to her and we're still together.

Had I followed my pals, God knows where I would be now. Life is all about fate. (IMHO)

** I should add that that was after six 'bidey ins'.

Seems like there's a lot of bachelors' on here !           

Gambling and women don't mix. Unless you can pick a few winners!!!

Has anyone here been married longer than me???? 59 Years and seven months.

A medal for the oldgit please, doubt anyone comes close to your heroic effort, most on here haven't lived that long let alone been married for it...!

many congrats oldgit and to your good wife,a very happy xmas

Patrick: I'll send you my address for you to send the case of Champagne.
I missed a good days racing at Newbury the day we got married :-)

Congratulations to you and the good lady Oldgit1...


... and, if I may so, a very apt nom de plume !   

soi cowboy 7

The first one In a park after a Pink Floyd concert in Copenhagen. The second in a cafe in Barcelona, the current incumbent in the Lonsdale Enclosure at Epsom on Derby day when Sea the Stars won. And boy did I see stars in my divorce!!

drop the ''r'' in ya nom de plume m8 ! 

Seems like only the old geezers on 'ere are still betrothed !