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ok bit unlucky but luck goes round another day you can be lucky it all evens out over the year
Great thread title, particularly since the fav went on to win.
Stylish.
Stylish.
Let's be honest, you had a 50:50 guess and as usual got it wrong.
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dave fav won well i laid it were you on ...yes or no will do
dave nobody gets it right 100% of the time/..... zip will settle for 56% of the time thats why you need the odds...couple of win bets later 2.45 and 2.55 and the odds are right 6/1 in the 2.45 and 4/1 in the 2.55 and to boot i will lay the fav in both them races
2.00 wincanton a 9 grand race lay Aachen....the odds are wrong
looks like it takes a walk in the market ... do drifter win
Oh dear, you are at least consistent Zippy...! Loser after loser, chin up you still have Susan...!
Zipper knock it on the head mate or you'll sound like 'full bank lay' himself
Think we can expect the "I'm off the boo boys have arrived" post soon, followed later by some wonderful aftertiming of how he has still managed to make a profit, life on here is so easy...!
Imagine the losses if zip did the picks and mart supplied the so called stakes 
NGU I DO bet it was a wind up hope you fell for it ...MUG
Zip a dee doo daah, zip a deee heey, my oh my what a wonderful lay
Iv'e got no money coming my waaaay
Zip a dee doo daah zip a dee heey
Iv'e got no money coming my waaaay
Zip a dee doo daah zip a dee heey
CORK life on here is so easy .. if you know what your on about yes it is... take this 2.45 11 runners 3 lays for me in this race race card order 3...5...6...
mgu zip could not wind a clock up ......got you in the net plenty of times..like today
any how this 2.45 ,is lump on time
any how this 2.45 ,is lump on time
You could hear the betting slips pound as he raced across the ground,
And the clatter of the brain cells as they spun 'round and 'round.
As he galloped into the forum, his badge upon his chest,
His name was zipper, and he spoke the biggest bull5hit in the west.
Now zippy loved a woman, a lady known as Sue,
She lived with steve and zippy at number 22.
They said she was too good for them, they was haughty, proud and chic,
But zipper and steve got their cocoa there three times every week.
They called him zipper, (zipppppppppppppppppper))
And he spoke the biggest bull5hit in the west.
She said she'd like to bathe in bull5hit, he said, "All right, sweetheart,"
And when he'd finished work one night he loaded up his fart.
He said, "D'you want it fresh today? 'Cause fresh bull5hit is best,"
She says, "zippy, I'll be happy if it you splat it all over my chest."
That tickled old zippy, (zippeeeeeeeeeeee)
And he spoke the biggest bull5hit in the west.
Now Zipper had a rival, an evil-looking man,
Called Two-Ton Roida from seaton burn and he drove a mercedes van.
He tempted her with his profit and loss and his tasty greggs sliced bread,
And when she seen the size of his pork sword it very near turned her head.
She nearly swooned at his p & l and he said, "If you treat me right,
You'll have hot cream every morning and strap ons every night."
He knew once she sampled his lay a day he'd have his wicked way,
And all zipper had to offer was bull**** every day.
Poor zipper, (zippppppppppper))
And he drove the slowest milk cart in the west.
One lunch time roida saw zippys horse and cart outside her door,
It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four.
And as he lept down from his van hot blood through his veins did course,
And he went across to zippers's cart and didn't half kick his 'orse.
Whose name was zodiac, (zodieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)
And he pulled the fastest bull5hitter in the west.
Now zipper rushed out into the street, his flacid peenis in his hand,
He said, "If you wanna marry Susie you'll fight for her like a man."
"Or why don't we play cards for her?" he sneeringly replied,
"And just to make it interesting we'll have threesome on the side."
Now zipper dragged him from his van and beneath the blazing sun,
They stood there face to face, and roida went for his gun.
But zippy was too quick, things didn't go the way roida planned,
And zipper grabbed some bullsh1t and sent it spinning from his hand.
Now Susie ran between them and tried to keep them apart,
And zippy, he pushed her aside and a geordie left hook caught him underneath his heart.
As zipper looked up in pained surprise on the concrete hardened crust,
A stale greggs pie caught him in the eye and zippy bit the dust.
Poor zippy, (zippeeeeeeeeeee)
Cos he spoke the biggest bull5hit in the west
zippy had a I.Q OF 22, he didn't wanna die,
And now he's gone to tark bollax in that forum in the sky.
Where the posters are angels and fantasy threads are banned,
And the bull5hitters life is full of fun in that dreary betfair land.
But a woman's needs are many fold and sue she married roida
But strange things happened on their wedding night as they lay in their bed.
Was that pretendee betting slips a-rustling? Or the hinges of the gate?
Or Zippers ghostly bull5hit rattling in their crate?
they won't forget old zipper
zippppppppppppper and he spoke the biggest bull5hit in the west.
And the clatter of the brain cells as they spun 'round and 'round.
As he galloped into the forum, his badge upon his chest,
His name was zipper, and he spoke the biggest bull5hit in the west.
Now zippy loved a woman, a lady known as Sue,
She lived with steve and zippy at number 22.
They said she was too good for them, they was haughty, proud and chic,
But zipper and steve got their cocoa there three times every week.
They called him zipper, (zipppppppppppppppppper))
And he spoke the biggest bull5hit in the west.
She said she'd like to bathe in bull5hit, he said, "All right, sweetheart,"
And when he'd finished work one night he loaded up his fart.
He said, "D'you want it fresh today? 'Cause fresh bull5hit is best,"
She says, "zippy, I'll be happy if it you splat it all over my chest."
That tickled old zippy, (zippeeeeeeeeeeee)
And he spoke the biggest bull5hit in the west.
Now Zipper had a rival, an evil-looking man,
Called Two-Ton Roida from seaton burn and he drove a mercedes van.
He tempted her with his profit and loss and his tasty greggs sliced bread,
And when she seen the size of his pork sword it very near turned her head.
She nearly swooned at his p & l and he said, "If you treat me right,
You'll have hot cream every morning and strap ons every night."
He knew once she sampled his lay a day he'd have his wicked way,
And all zipper had to offer was bull**** every day.
Poor zipper, (zippppppppppper))
And he drove the slowest milk cart in the west.
One lunch time roida saw zippys horse and cart outside her door,
It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four.
And as he lept down from his van hot blood through his veins did course,
And he went across to zippers's cart and didn't half kick his 'orse.
Whose name was zodiac, (zodieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)
And he pulled the fastest bull5hitter in the west.
Now zipper rushed out into the street, his flacid peenis in his hand,
He said, "If you wanna marry Susie you'll fight for her like a man."
"Or why don't we play cards for her?" he sneeringly replied,
"And just to make it interesting we'll have threesome on the side."
Now zipper dragged him from his van and beneath the blazing sun,
They stood there face to face, and roida went for his gun.
But zippy was too quick, things didn't go the way roida planned,
And zipper grabbed some bullsh1t and sent it spinning from his hand.
Now Susie ran between them and tried to keep them apart,
And zippy, he pushed her aside and a geordie left hook caught him underneath his heart.
As zipper looked up in pained surprise on the concrete hardened crust,
A stale greggs pie caught him in the eye and zippy bit the dust.
Poor zippy, (zippeeeeeeeeeee)
Cos he spoke the biggest bull5hit in the west
zippy had a I.Q OF 22, he didn't wanna die,
And now he's gone to tark bollax in that forum in the sky.
Where the posters are angels and fantasy threads are banned,
And the bull5hitters life is full of fun in that dreary betfair land.
But a woman's needs are many fold and sue she married roida
But strange things happened on their wedding night as they lay in their bed.
Was that pretendee betting slips a-rustling? Or the hinges of the gate?
Or Zippers ghostly bull5hit rattling in their crate?
they won't forget old zipper
zippppppppppppper and he spoke the biggest bull5hit in the west.
rodia forget all that crap lump on Kings song and you well be singing
my man at the track...says it in good nick ..no hes right..cause ive layed 3
my man at the track...says it in good nick ..no hes right..cause ive layed 3
layed the 3...5 ..6 ......backed king songs ...lets see
3..5..6 the lays all got beat .. but had it off with kings song so a very small losing race but it was a losing race
Consistency remains your major strength Zippy, call it a day with the "losses" as they stand, a treble is just as good as thickmart...!
at least he is consistent with what he does and harmless, i can think of one much worse who would win it hands down 
ok guys zip won a good few £ today now i aont getting in volved 
but if you like laying 3.30 lay the4 horse sorry cannot be arsed with names...just lump on trust me
but if you like laying 3.30 lay the4 horse sorry cannot be arsed with names...just lump on trust me
roida • December 3, 2015 2:30 PM GMT
You could hear the betting slips pound as he raced across the ground,
And the clatter of the brain cells as they spun 'round and 'round.
As he galloped into the forum, his badge upon his chest,
His name was zipper, and he spoke the biggest bull5hit in the west.
Now zippy loved a woman, a lady known as Sue,
She lived with steve and zippy at number 22.
They said she was too good for them, they was haughty, proud and chic,
But zipper and steve got their cocoa there three times every week.
They called him zipper, (zipppppppppppppppppper))
And he spoke the biggest bull5hit in the west.
She said she'd like to bathe in bull5hit, he said, "All right, sweetheart,"
And when he'd finished work one night he loaded up his fart.
He said, "D'you want it fresh today? 'Cause fresh bull5hit is best,"
She says, "zippy, I'll be happy if it you splat it all over my chest."
That tickled old zippy, (zippeeeeeeeeeeee)
And he spoke the biggest bull5hit in the west.
Now Zipper had a rival, an evil-looking man,
Called Two-Ton Roida from seaton burn and he drove a mercedes van.
He tempted her with his profit and loss and his tasty greggs sliced bread,
And when she seen the size of his pork sword it very near turned her head.
She nearly swooned at his p & l and he said, "If you treat me right,
You'll have hot cream every morning and strap ons every night."
He knew once she sampled his lay a day he'd have his wicked way,
And all zipper had to offer was bull**** every day.
Poor zipper, (zippppppppppper))
And he drove the slowest milk cart in the west.
One lunch time roida saw zippys horse and cart outside her door,
It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four.
And as he lept down from his van hot blood through his veins did course,
And he went across to zippers's cart and didn't half kick his 'orse.
Whose name was zodiac, (zodieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)
And he pulled the fastest bull5hitter in the west.
Now zipper rushed out into the street, his flacid peenis in his hand,
He said, "If you wanna marry Susie you'll fight for her like a man."
"Or why don't we play cards for her?" he sneeringly replied,
"And just to make it interesting we'll have threesome on the side."
Now zipper dragged him from his van and beneath the blazing sun,
They stood there face to face, and roida went for his gun.
But zippy was too quick, things didn't go the way roida planned,
And zipper grabbed some bullsh1t and sent it spinning from his hand.
Now Susie ran between them and tried to keep them apart,
And zippy, he pushed her aside and a geordie left hook caught him underneath his heart.
As zipper looked up in pained surprise on the concrete hardened crust,
A stale greggs pie caught him in the eye and zippy bit the dust.
Poor zippy, (zippeeeeeeeeeee)
Cos he spoke the biggest bull5hit in the west
zippy had a I.Q OF 22, he didn't wanna die,
And now he's gone to tark bollax in that forum in the sky.
Where the posters are angels and fantasy threads are banned,
And the bull5hitters life is full of fun in that dreary betfair land.
But a woman's needs are many fold and sue she married roida
But strange things happened on their wedding night as they lay in their bed.
Was that pretendee betting slips a-rustling? Or the hinges of the gate?
Or Zippers ghostly bull5hit rattling in their crate?
they won't forget old zipper
zippppppppppppper and he spoke the biggest bull5hit in the west.
You could hear the betting slips pound as he raced across the ground,
And the clatter of the brain cells as they spun 'round and 'round.
As he galloped into the forum, his badge upon his chest,
His name was zipper, and he spoke the biggest bull5hit in the west.
Now zippy loved a woman, a lady known as Sue,
She lived with steve and zippy at number 22.
They said she was too good for them, they was haughty, proud and chic,
But zipper and steve got their cocoa there three times every week.
They called him zipper, (zipppppppppppppppppper))
And he spoke the biggest bull5hit in the west.
She said she'd like to bathe in bull5hit, he said, "All right, sweetheart,"
And when he'd finished work one night he loaded up his fart.
He said, "D'you want it fresh today? 'Cause fresh bull5hit is best,"
She says, "zippy, I'll be happy if it you splat it all over my chest."
That tickled old zippy, (zippeeeeeeeeeeee)
And he spoke the biggest bull5hit in the west.
Now Zipper had a rival, an evil-looking man,
Called Two-Ton Roida from seaton burn and he drove a mercedes van.
He tempted her with his profit and loss and his tasty greggs sliced bread,
And when she seen the size of his pork sword it very near turned her head.
She nearly swooned at his p & l and he said, "If you treat me right,
You'll have hot cream every morning and strap ons every night."
He knew once she sampled his lay a day he'd have his wicked way,
And all zipper had to offer was bull**** every day.
Poor zipper, (zippppppppppper))
And he drove the slowest milk cart in the west.
One lunch time roida saw zippys horse and cart outside her door,
It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four.
And as he lept down from his van hot blood through his veins did course,
And he went across to zippers's cart and didn't half kick his 'orse.
Whose name was zodiac, (zodieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)
And he pulled the fastest bull5hitter in the west.
Now zipper rushed out into the street, his flacid peenis in his hand,
He said, "If you wanna marry Susie you'll fight for her like a man."
"Or why don't we play cards for her?" he sneeringly replied,
"And just to make it interesting we'll have threesome on the side."
Now zipper dragged him from his van and beneath the blazing sun,
They stood there face to face, and roida went for his gun.
But zippy was too quick, things didn't go the way roida planned,
And zipper grabbed some bullsh1t and sent it spinning from his hand.
Now Susie ran between them and tried to keep them apart,
And zippy, he pushed her aside and a geordie left hook caught him underneath his heart.
As zipper looked up in pained surprise on the concrete hardened crust,
A stale greggs pie caught him in the eye and zippy bit the dust.
Poor zippy, (zippeeeeeeeeeee)
Cos he spoke the biggest bull5hit in the west
zippy had a I.Q OF 22, he didn't wanna die,
And now he's gone to tark bollax in that forum in the sky.
Where the posters are angels and fantasy threads are banned,
And the bull5hitters life is full of fun in that dreary betfair land.
But a woman's needs are many fold and sue she married roida
But strange things happened on their wedding night as they lay in their bed.
Was that pretendee betting slips a-rustling? Or the hinges of the gate?
Or Zippers ghostly bull5hit rattling in their crate?
they won't forget old zipper
zippppppppppppper and he spoke the biggest bull5hit in the west.
NGU i would be happy with mug of the year any year 200k in front that suits me
Three losing plays in a row and still in front, very impressive Zippy.
200k in front sounds familiar, is it the figure they tell all students to quote when posting their mythical fantasy tales...?
200k in front sounds familiar, is it the figure they tell all students to quote when posting their mythical fantasy tales...?
zipper 03 Dec 15 15:14
ok guys zip won a good few £ today
abbsoloot geeneeus
ok guys zip won a good few £ today
abbsoloot geeneeus
200k in front sounds familiar, is it the figure they tell all students to quote when posting their mythical fantasy tales...?
h d's nap o' the day.....
zip PLEASE put them up as LAY's daily !
zip PLEASE put them up as LAY's daily !
years ago a top layer / on course bookie could make 3 or 4 4000k profit evey year
today they could not take that much
today they could not take that much
the dealer • December 3, 2015 3:23 PM GMT
200k in front sounds familiar, is it the figure they tell all students to quote when posting their mythical fantasy tales...?
zips brother must be bigfart
200k in front sounds familiar, is it the figure they tell all students to quote when posting their mythical fantasy tales...?
zips brother must be bigfart
its been a long year zips on holiday 18th dec all paid for out of the winnings 2 weeks in IRELAND ....... TAKING IN the best racing over Christmas
2 weeks in IRELAND ....... TAKING IN the best racing over Christmas
its been a long year zips on holiday 18th dec all paid for out of the winnings 2 weeks in IRELAND ....... TAKING IN the best racing over Christmas
2 weeks in IRELAND ....... TAKING IN the best racing over Christmas
Not sure a 1/7 shot will get you out of trouble this afternoon zip
zipper 03 Dec 15 15:14
ok guys zip won a good few £ today
ok guys zip won a good few £ today
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