Black Friday - Another crass import from the USA

American sayings creep in more and more

And diners

I say thx bud

I've started calling my old fella my 'Johnson'.

mcdonalds

What's ya blood type bro ?.....About 50 words a minute innit

Halloween isn't American.

Baby Shower? Whatever that is?

They even have Baby Showers in Germany now thanks to all the imported American tripe. People also greet each other with "hey" over here. I slaughtered four people last week for doing this.

"Can I get" when people mean to say "Please may I have" I find particularly toe-curling

"I kinda think" really irritates me.

pi$$ed instead of pi$$ed off annoys me, and the misuse of the word 'bunch'

paid £500 for my daughters prom dress - she aint worn it since ,

FAKKIN PATHETIC

Mikael D'Haguenet     27 Nov 15 16:45 
Halloween isn't American.

Presumably it was the trick or treat part.

ZEALOT     27 Nov 15 17:29 
paid £500 for my daughters prom dress - she aint worn it since ,

FAKKIN PATHETIC

Isn't that a bit like saying you paid for her wedding dress and she only wore it once?

These things just snuck up on us.

Math.

MDH - imamazed is quite correct. I was referring to the trick or treat aspect of Halloween that didn't used to exist on this side of the pond until fairly recently. 

Heard a RUK presenter the other day refer to a trainer's "barn", as opposed to his stable or yard. Nearly choked on my kedgeree.

If you lived in America you would probably be complaining about crass imports from Britain!