any clever people on here

that was for never

Light hearted banter appears to be a thing of the past,unfortunately. But still, we will carry on regardless.....wait a minute that's a brilliant name for a movie! Come on ngu,what you got this time?

Some incred maths here, Mart is the forum's Will Hunting

Mart what have I told you about telling porkies...You did not make that puzzle up

i like footy and the horses bro , and sometimes x bet them ! hows your luck been
bro ?

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I don't imagine they do Onlooker, but we never pay more than £400 (only a basic room though).

No puzzle here, £300 pounds of it is the fee for him getting bummed.

captain

lying about making this puzzle mart, im beginning to wonder if you ever backed Found

what are you slavering about now oneyall  i did you donnut yes many puzzles similer but made this my own u clown , i bet you dont no the name for these things ,

dopey try using your brain before you open your gob , you are a lemon clif jumper try thinking for youself i know its a bit hard for you like

I haven't bet on football for years Mart, and horses vv quiet apart from a few lays i/r in NH races, mega boring at the mo here.

who took the heroin out of your donut mart?

Mart if you had anything resembling a brain you would be dangerous.. Go oil the cogs in ya head ya cloth eared rabbit

ok yorkie [dopey] lets see you create a thread about racing this should be fun   

form very similar to never spout loads of sh----te tends to copy and paste other stuff ass braincells few and far between !

  ok lads some easy money on the footy cove rangers both teams to score and cove to win !

oneyallbeenwaiting4 • November 2, 2015 6:50 PM GMT
lying about making this puzzle mart, im beginning to wonder if you ever backed Found

just the usual lies from the bigfart the bet editing copy and paster of google

Nov 2, 2015 -- 6:59PM, dopeyone wrote:

Mart if you had anything resembling a brain you would be dangerous.. Go oil the cogs in ya head ya cloth eared rabbit

Because I called you a cloth eared rabbit you think I am yorkie ?..... you clueless brainless tw4t

you see you copy like a lemon jumping of a clif u 2 are like 2 peas in a pod
cd not creat a sentence on the chances of any horse because you both scour the dif forums hunting for tips passing them off as your own , biggest donnuts on here , and am being kind !

3 girls check into a Liverpool hotel , the hotelier , says it £30 for the room !
the girls hand over £10 each
but after checking in the hotelier says to the bell boy
''ay soft lad ave charged these girls £5 to much ,

think cove rangers are worth a healthy bet tonight good luck teas out

Post all your losing bets mart?...Oh you don't do that because overall you are a loser YDFC

Who the fook are Cove Rangers?

FA CUP
20:00
Fort William - Cove Rangers

Cove rangers are a powerhouse of european football

Most people in Cove Bay don't know who Cove Rangers are

bro

found stays in training next year

very unlucky cove rangers winning 4-0
home team having scored in their last 6 matches  miner blib

looking ahead i cannot believe the price of notts forrest have to be backed at 5/2 to win game away to shot shy preston   i have done couple scores shef wed 1-0   reading 1-1

that riddle is bs....how is the answer they paid £25 when it states that they pay £30 for the room ffs

godsend you been drinking it states the hotelier overcharged and sends the bell boy back

the correct term for these riddles , is  a classic logical fallacy

so he decides to keep £2  and gives the girls a pound each !
so they have payed £27 plus the £2 the bell boy kept
that adds up to £29  .  so where has the missing pound gone


Hardly a puzzle, when the statement ' so they have paid £27 ' is incorrect  !

I.e what's in the till ? Answer £25. ( so that's what they have really paid ).

Add back £3 to girls and £2 to bellboy ( £5)  Total £30

i made up a puzzle       liar /fantasist/bet editor/puzzle plagiarist the list goes on

It is years old and not as if anyone hasn't heard or read it before

2 winners out of 3  standards are dropping ,

Nov 3, 2015 -- 10:45AM, geoff m wrote:

i made up a puzzle

Monday 2nd November 2015





Close

The William Hill Scottish Cup - Second Round


Show last 5 matches and coverage


Fixture

Kick-off

Status



Show


Fort William


0-4

Cove Rangers

Full time



Oi Oi

borrowed £50 from my brother £50 from my sister
bought a jacket for £97  then gave them back a £1 each
kept a  £1   so i still owe them £49 each thats £98
plus the £1 i kept = £99  where has the missing pound gone

£98 -£1 you kept =£97 what the coat cost.

gonna send you a pic of my m8s laddies pc set up roida you wd love it
he has 3 monitors one straight other 2 joined but at slight angles
he has plenty of ram [virtual memmory ] for multi tasking ,
and a very fast processor , its perfect for you ,
you can watch 3 dif screens and control them sep ie
u can have say bet fair on one live racing on the other and even a dif bookmaker or odds checker on the other , or you can just make the 3 one screan its weird seeing all 3 make up one surround
its fantastic to watch films as well , the screens have to have a fairly good resolution
but u need a really good graphics card his was 500 quid its an amazing piece of kit
he got the moniters for free so was lucky 2 year old !

http://i.imgur.com/OyoNwZ2.jpg

ive got 3 screens tar.

no not like that the 3 are joined so you can either watch separate or as one screen
ie a 1/3 of pic is on each screen to make up surround sound , or can be operated as separate
entities  !

roida,

I'd be worried the dog might put his paw on the keyboard at anytime and lose you thousands

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roida,

I'd be worried the dog might put his paw on the keyboard at anytime and lose you thousands Laugh

you do have a sense of hummer , that was funny
he might even paws the race and leave the poor dog scratching around for his tip bit , if his lay gets rammed !

Lindsey Porter Ur brave .. one slip of a paw and it could turn in to a very expensive afternoon

Lindsey Porter Ur brave .. one slip of a paw and it could turn in to a very expensive afternoon

bigmart = bet editor/fantasist + puzzle plagiarist

Lindsey Porter Ur brave .. one slip of a paw and it could turn in to a very expensive afternoon
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Stephen Porter
Stephen Porter he could back a winner tho..

facts...daughter said the same

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04 Nov 15 10:26 Jo  wise man say lack of lookie find no nookie

Wise man say you are a compulsive liar.

Since when did Paddy Power let anyone bet £5 let alone fausands.

I have to go now. I'm sure PP let losers bet loads but if you win a few bets you can't bet with them.

your bets are like a kamikaze pilot always crash !

25 to hotel.
3 to the ladies.
2 to the theif.

30 notes.

hey money had a healthy bet on solita hammered in betting

wd mart i done the other 2 you put up that lost .......which you fail to mention.....

never see your sel 23 where are they tar

Hows fings

looking forward to sunday ghost been a very stressful job , you have no idea how big it is ! insulation crazy   but be finished fri

looked up benny hottest temp in dec for 12 years f/c 24 deg all week

took my daughter out today , takes after her mum , boy can she shop

What temp fella..

Calmed down now hunny?

What does that mean fella - I am always calm - has a dog died after medical science could not progress further...

https://www.google.co.uk/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=weather%20benidorm



like my eggs tea looks like sunnyside up all week

leave sunday morning

Hang on fella I will not go into that...

Is that your mother...

benny with the lads iss the fest looooooooaaaaaaaaaada a

Was talking to bigmart mr parinoid

Oops Dickie but the dog post still stands....

I am thinking of getting a cockapoodle but just cannot bring myself to do it...

plenty of hounds in benny

Feck me you're scraping the bottom of the barrel when you're bragging about going to Benidorm

dopy its a lads sesh actually very bust with the annual fest ,
its better than being here thats for sure

Mart Syria is better than here

 


looking at new shoes gov cracking deal


https://www.groupon.co.uk/deals/gg-groupon-goods-global-gmb-h-20-328?divisio...

Men's Navy & Brown Oxford Brogue Shoes tidy wi jeans like ,
foooooooking steel at the price quality !

You know why they have 75% discount mart ??

Cos you're the only fecker who will buy and wear them

dafty they are quality dont tell me u aint heart of that brand mind they dont sell them down the barrows markets

Mart I don't even have carpets in my house....I just glue a bit of carpet to my feet to make it feel like I do though

joking apart a lot of builders put a cutting of carpet in their boots during winter
keeps them warm as these steel toe caps can be freezing

Oxford brogue isn't a brand is it? I thought it was to do with the style, and Poundland could have made them (on Groupon they may well have)!!

OP think this is a mensa forum? Get back into bed with zipper yfsdc.

i concur with the raver

Problem with gambling is you can be thick as pig shtick and be 100's in front
eventually though the law of losers comes into play ....

dave you have always been kn--------b  , foydc

i take it your talking from experiance breeding i had 1 bet on the footy i aint greedy
you place far too many bets that's whu you want ever be in front long term , even when i bet
a few i only bet big on a few , think u just throw in whatever !

Problem is with the forum you can be a complete bullsh1tting be11end amd continue ad nauseum. That's latin bigmart - like Cockney, but classic not sh1te.

Darn it you got me fair and square ther bigmart - cya you son of a gun.

track suit dave was better than u

Don't forget to iron(y) you shirt in the morning Shakespeare.

but he was some pool player was dave

try looking at the message magic as i said , when you learn as much as me you know about companies
instead of guessing check reviews , they are top class shoes , not the sort of ones you wd buy it
appears a bargin if i ever seen one the shoes are made by redfoot



https://companycheck.co.uk/company/07443200/REDFOOT-SHOES-LIMITED/about   

https://www.groupon.co.uk/deals/gg-groupon-goods-global-gmb-h-20-328

Mart when you see prices that have been discounted on Groupon etc you will usually find the same items elsewhere at the same or cheaper prices anyway. You just get sent emails with the perception you are getting a bargain.

http://www.redfootrevolution.co.uk/brogue-shoes/


From 20 quid to a max £43.50 on their own site. You keep thinking they are worth £140 son, because in reality if they were that company is running with a load of loss leaders........

magic i sold shoes for 5 years i know a thing or 2
yes they have a sale but they are very well made


Original value: Based on online price as sold by Redfoot, checked on 18 Aug 15.

i have redfoot boots

August has nothing to do with nothing surely as it is November now. It is all marketing guff.

My point is you can get most things for the same price or cheaper that are on Groupon. It states AUGUST 18th, probably because they have been on sale since August 19th and cannot shift them.

magic here is 2 good things Dortman score and win Ajax score and win
easy double ,

FORGET ABOUT IT I WAS TRYING TO GIVE THEM THE HEADS UP YES ITS MARKETING BY THE COMPANY BUT YOU WERE MAKING OUT THESE SHOES ARE OF CRAP QUALITY THAT IS NOT THE CASE , I HAVE HAD MY BOOTS FOR A WHILE !

yes kodie i was a hard worker saved up from 12 worked once a week , saved up was the only person in school to have a motor bike , handy for pulling the birds see hard graft never hurt anyone , how many with honers degree's are in dept , students owing 30 k when they are 22
great start in life , and how long to pay it back as the years of study don't pay the coin ,
my girl friends daughter has done exactly that is a teacher struggling to buy her 1st home as she is paying back the student loan !   

Fort you was a poker pro klod?

i have a full bike licence up to super bike , but its been that long ad prob fall off too
i actually taught about 12 off my m8s at school how to ride , just have a lot of
patience , but i gave up after a girl asked if i cd teach her how to ride , well am not kidding kodie she ran in the school olypics had long hair down to her a---sss and a stunning face
but my poor bike must have thought it had went ten rounds with tyson as she kept falling of
lucky it was a dirt track , but even i gave up , kodie you cd get a good job , i know you fa--nny about on here ,  why dont you ,

Mart you are fooking mentull

kodi is pretty intelligent , he is playing the lot of u like i do nearly every day , how can u take this place seriously i mean really

Here's a puzzle for you Marty Boy...
http://www.theguardian.com/science/video/2015/nov/09/alex-bellos-impossible-braid-puzzle-question-video
Its easy when you know how..