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The bookmaker always wins
If I could I would give a prize for the best one as I am sure you boys can come up with some good ones.
If I could I would give a prize for the best one as I am sure you boys can come up with some good ones.
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Always trying
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Will make a lovely three year old.
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You never see a bookie on a bike.
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Anything that Jim Best says.
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we like her a lot..shes done nothing wrong ...shes done nothing right but we like her a lot ..as long as the owner stumps up 24 grand a year to keep her in training to run in class 6 on the sand .....be fair you would like her
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The outsider of 3
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He needs softer ground
He needs better ground He needs further He'll be better dropped back in distance He needed the run Run came too soon (after last run) He'll be better held up He'll be better up with the pace Meanwhile the owners shovel out the money |
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arklearkle... you got the drift trainer aint going to say too the owner ...get rid its a donkey
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Found was unlucky in the 'Arc.
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... unless its about cars
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Wide draw at Chester- Non Runner.......Horse didn't eat up.
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Im waiting to hear a trainer say 'We have never liked him'. Same old rubbish they talk.
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travelled in the van
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A good horse goes on any ground.
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"it cant be done"
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You can give weight but not a start.
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Will come on a ton for the experience
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Given him the office . . .Why on earth would a horse want an office
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Jumps from fence to fence.........really
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1. "You can give weight, but not distance" which is often followed by "Weight stops trains".
2. "The horse looks like its carrying condition" when we all know there has never been a jockey with the surname of Condition. |
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"A blot on the handicap" when we all know the book and tv prog was Blot on the Landscape!
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Talking of which-are those figures correct for Al in the 2.50?
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previous form
U5632U44 we knew it would win |
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Al was obviously a blot on the landscape and not a blot on the handicap!
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"Did it the hard way"; usually the exact opposite i.e. given an unopposed lead at own pace and makes all so it should be "Did it the easy way".
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It's been catching pigeons on the gallops.
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Mart " I am never wrong "
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marts bets
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This is the humdinger of them all:
''The bigger the field the bigger the certainty.'' Must have been a bookmaker who said that. |
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The Melbourne Cup......The Race That Stops A Nation....It Dont.
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Keep out of the black and in the red....
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I agree with Crippen;have heard this trotted out for 50 years
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The 'Lucky Last'. Whats so lucky about the last.
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game as a pebble !
Have interacted with many pebbles in my time ....still to meet a game one. |
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"Given the office"
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Whatever he does over hurdles is a Bonus.....Yeah Right.
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