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 a much needed bit of humour |
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Is that his brothers house? Could be a spare room where Branson stayed?
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thats quality posting you got paint shop pro oneyallbeenwaiting4
some talent u have  |
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Very good Oneyall.
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aye photoshop, nuttin personal big man just having a laugh
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hey i was laughing i might even make it my new pro pic
i d be dangerous with that paint shop thing |
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Yeh You'd probably put your computer in a bucket of turps.
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great pics oneyallbeenwaiting4
vv funnyMart memes could catch on big style, you could be an internet star far beyond this forum Mart. |
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brother mounzone
best day i ever had started the worse , i woke up out side a shop doorway in a posh part of town stak bridge , i was out side a bed shop and think i had been trying to climb in as the door was scatched and my nails broken , i only had a pair of boxers on , some bar stewrd had nicked my trousers shirt suit jacket ,and shoes !and 3 weeks wages  i had been drinking all day and was last seen with 2 birds after the night club , they told me later i had climbed in a jcb and was trying to start it , its was about 7am when i woke ran like the wind up to my newphews bad which was in town as the opened the door rolling around in laughter , i dropped the bomb shell err glenn did your bird not tell u i borrowed your suit i crashed out and my m8 jerry who was my newphews flat m8 said look marty about 15 off us going out tonight u just need this tenner for apearnce we will lug u all night , he gave me the morning paper seen this 2 yr old race 16 runners it was the only one that had run glamgrams best i then done a cecil horse non de plumb and a pipe runner nipped over to cream cookies , put a tenner treb on , i was in my twenties then , woke up and went looking at hols with a bird , i said an just checking the results , went into shop , looked pipes had won 5s non de plum had won 11/4 and glamgrans best 16s but their was a stewards enquiery it had won by a short head  i rem them anouncing over the speaker that the stewrds enquiery will continue a was bricking it ! i got payed out and went to that night club best night i ever had ! from pauper to prince , that story is 100 % true kiddo ! just shows u never know whats around the corner hey ! |
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Didnt know ye have posh sides of town mart
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 ban thats looks painful kiddo |
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irish i had a flat at 21 now worth 300k and no silver spoon for me
hard work |
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Nice one, don't take anything too serious on here bruv.
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13 blair street right next to tron near high street
living room was 6.5 m by 6m bought it as a shell , rem my 1st night ended up having a fight with the misses throw a cup at the wall made a hole , cost me 250 quid as the paper my missed got was last in shop cost a fortune . but its was the last batch had to get it all redone dif  |
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Very very good only
Paddy the world and his wife know what you want/are gagging for me to say.  If as a collective bunch you really want mart off here you know eggzactly what to do . . . But you dont want him off he i certainly dont and il admit it . . I think facts does maybe the dealer does, but the rest nah you like him on here . . . But if you all really want him off here you know eggzactly what to do dont you?? But im not going to say it so you can use against me in the future.And you would  You really are a dirty snidy little fooker aint ya . . .3 times in your sneaky way you tried to get me to say it.Thankfully i know all your tricks and very soon other forum members will catch onto your sneaky ways. Marts ok in my book, as he secretly is in many others i m o. |
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Irish are lucky
Date Joined: 18 Aug 08 Add contact | Send message 11 Aug 15 20:44 Joined: 18 Aug 08 | Topic/replies: 10,503 | Blogger: Irish are lucky's blog Can you just give me specifics please? Why wouldnt you just ignore him on puntersmate then? |
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Irish are lucky
Date Joined: 18 Aug 08 Add contact | Send message 11 Aug 15 20:39 Joined: 18 Aug 08 | Topic/replies: 10,503 | Blogger: Irish are lucky's blog So what do you purpose people do about it then? |
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Dirty and snidey as per.
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oh dear
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Back any winners at Pelaw the night Grimy
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Its true tho smirnoff and even you know it deep down. Not that you would say.
No smirnoff got up for a crap  if you must know, its 2.53 in the morning i know im a weirdo but ffs man what ever are you doing up??Just popped on to put a lay of SUFFUSED In the 3.55 at 2.9 . . .Take some please. |
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4 oclock in the afternoon where im at ya fruitloop
but still ya found me Can ta bed cos hard day on the bricks awaits |
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Think err you found me??
Err whats wrong with a hard days work ?? I love it. Go get some of my money smirnoff  |
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err..... think not -how many times you mentioned me this week darling
Seriously take Roida up on his offer of a free day out - i will happily pay the train fare and meet you at the station |
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ps you aint got no money-we both know that -**** for toothpaste springs to mind
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For you and Big Mart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5HkuhSEnPQ |
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Seriously take Roida up on his offer of a free day out - i will happily pay the train fare and meet you at the station
What the fook are you on about?? Even tho you are totally mad, love putting faces to names . . Will wobblebe there  Meet me at the station yes, but im fooked if your going to pay my trainfair. |
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Tales from Big Mart - the original, unedited version:
"best day i ever had started the worse , i woke up out side a shop doorway in a posh part of town stak bridge , i was out side a bed shop and think i had been trying to climb in as the door was scatched and my nails broken (thought the door was a big scratchcard - didn't win on that either), i only had a pair of boxers on (don't lie, it was a Peter Stringfellow-type thong), some bar stewrd had nicked my trousers shirt suit jacket ,and shoes (all available in local Oxfam shop that afternoon for the princely sum of £4) !and 3 weeks wages (£16.42) Cry i had been drinking all day (had a ginger beer at 2:00, felt queezy afterwards) and was last seen with 2 birds (a pair of Scottish ladyboys reputedly made £6 each that night, so legend has it) after the night club , they told me later i had climbed in a jcb and was trying to start it , its was about 7am when i woke ran like the wind (200 metres in 17.24 seconds, setting a new PB, simultaneously getting a BJ from a former Miss World) up to my newphews bad which was in town |
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THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD 12 Aug 15 06:23
These sort of posts will go when/if we go martless Thank God. Puerile drivel. |
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I quite like having you around on this forum Facts because you're even more miserable than me.
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I'm not at all miserable Johnny.( don't judge a book by its cover )
 But I can't stand bigmart |
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just Block him Facts if you feel that way...no need for all this aggro
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Was only teasing Facts.
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One of my posts removed from this thread...do we have a hissing sid about ?
Nothing wrong with what I wrote  |
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It will be Sir Bend......he is the forum grass
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Im off opp north all expensese paid yipppeeeeeeeeeee
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All the smileys wont cover up what a dirty trick you tried to pull paddy
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You might not return Dickie be prepared
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