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30 Jun 15
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May i take this chance to introduce . . BIGMART.
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you should be a social worker dickie
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where is he? i had a sabatical for a while and dont really recall who he is..
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I don't either tbh.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWtCittJyr0
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Nope. Never heard of you.
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if i cd open up my messages u messaged me a few times salmon while back , think u were more friend than foe tbh
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bigmart led a life of fast cars , models and the odd punt
he knows how to spin a yarn , and will break you eventually  |
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Bigmart gunna own Roida big time, make him squeal like a little geordie piggy wanting his mammy's teat
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hello:-] the funny thing is they were true life m8 , we come into this life with nothing and leave with nothing , what we do in between is what we make it , so have a ball , life is short , shorter than we think !
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Sorry yes I have a short memory.
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ive been the daddy for 10yr..unbreakable imo
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mart could maybe be the Scottish daddy ?
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Like the one in The Broons?
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aye
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dus he like fash?
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Tick Tock
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Sparring
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and now ladyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees and gentlemen ITS THE ONE WEVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR ,we come to the main event ............in the red corner ! and weighing in at 255pounds plus the 41 pound kebab, and wearing the red shorts with the matching red fur lined wellies.........and with an unbeaten record of 31 contests of 29 knockouts and 2 tko,s,.............. from Glasgow ...........the brick hit house .......BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG MARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
AND NOW THE CHALLENGER .........IN THE BLUE CORNER WEARING THE BLACK AND WHITE STRIPED SHORTS AND WEIGHING IN AT AN IMPRESSIVE 275 POUNDS FROM SEATON BURN NEWCASTLE ,WITH AN UNBLEMISHED RECORD OF 40 BOUTS WITH 33 KNOCKOUTS AND 7 TKOS WE HAVE ROIDA THEEEEEEEEEEEE FORUM DADDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! THE GEORDIE GOUGER ............... LETS GETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT READYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TOOOOOOOOOOOO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! |
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I fink Roida was stopped on a TKO when carrying a radiator to his car?
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Mart will bury rodia under a sea of storys
He will be punchdrunk by August |
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Foyles
Mart want like being called Glaswegian. If I were you I would get a gert big padlock for your fridge otherwise you may go hungry for a long time if he catches up with you. He may however forgive you as you have knocked at least a stone off his normal eating weight. Nice to see you back big fella. |
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I can see many FOYDC, WALOFS and other well known roida 'put downs' culminating in an epic late night seethe leading to another forum absence. Lets hope poor mart doesn't get the dreaded invite to Kielder Forest.
 Mart's newly found karma could well see him through though. |
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A 'post ya bets' scenario could well end in disaster.
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the immovable object (roida) and the unstoppable force (bigmart)....first 2 rounds sizing each other up,i predict bigmart meltdown round 5
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a round by round commentary ...................... .....seconds out ! round 1..........a cagey start by both fighters ! both men feeling each other out! mart moving and talking as ever and hitting roida with a few mild powderpuff storys (suspect he is saving the big ones for the later rounds) ,roida is cannily dodging the tales and not being suckered into dropping his guard this early into the contest ..........halfway through the round and mart is starting to open up now ,taunting his Geordie opponent with tales of his betting prowess and generosity to others less fortunate than him ,roida to his great credit is so far cocking a deaf un to the bigmart verbal and trying to land some vocal blows of his own but mart is relentless and keeps up the pressure ............bit of showboating from mart and he hits roida with a stinging tale about a £1,000 blab winning footy acca ,roida hits back with a big counter POST YA BET YDC ..........BUT ITS WATER OFF A DUCKS BACK FOR MART AS HE IGNORES THE CUTTING COMMENT AND HIT ROIDA WITH THE OLD ONE TWO THE 41 POUND KEBAB AND THROWS IN THE RICHARD BRANSON JONATHON ROSS STORY TO BOOT ! ...............
ROIDA IS VISABLY SHAKEN HE IS ON THE ROPES! THE CROWD ARE ON THEIR FEET AS THEY SENSE AN EARLY ENDING ..........THANKFULLY FOR ROIDA THE BELL SOUNDS ........ROUND 1 TO MART ! |
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St Mart...the patron saint of single mothers....makes yer heart melt dunnit
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As im unfamiliar with bigmarts MO could someone please elucidate in laymans terms what all the furore is about please?
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the deflector shield will be needed for a relentless onslaught of bullshiite...good luck with it..
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You don't need an MO with stories like this
bigmart 01 Jul 15 07:41 Joined: 01 Sep 10 | Topic/replies: 16,865 | Blogger: bigmart's blog had a great run king apart from a crazy crazy blip on fri had 14 2nds must be a record chased for the 1st time in years lost 7k the manager at laddies said she never seen anything like it beaten in 3 photo's one went 1.01 in running , started with a 200 bank was up 18k over 5 weeks , rest put away just booked flights for 12 m8s in nov , gave my kids a bit , left 500 in betting bank , but its up now had a nice bet up last night , ave put 500 on the weld horse 1st race fair and , ave backed the pipe horse 1st race worch race to glory , yep had a great run my friend !Tongue Out Rate reply: |
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well as long as he can back up his woffling then nee prob..
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Yeah with more sh1te
HTH |
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Mart has more stories than JK Rowling
Hers are more believable |
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so has he been missing for a while? any reason?
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meltdown after character assassination...couldnt handle the pressure...and/or truth
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6 month ban roida,this geezers heavyweight
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29 Jun 15 22:58 Joined: 01 Sep 10 | Topic/replies: 16,865 | Blogger: bigmart's blog yep foyleswar think a believe in karma now m8 , i spoke to a girl i know , she is a single mum with kids ,she started at 5.30 am and she was supposed to finish at 2.30 but the other girl never turned up so she had to work to 7pm , i messaged her and she said ''am shattered'' ''but no rest for me'' ''i have to go home and make the kids tea'' , i felt for her transfered 30 blabs into her bank , so she cd get them a take away , i swear i won ever bloody day for 28 days after karma ! Happy Must have known her bank details in advance ?? |
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could be interesting if he's that fickle...
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Heavyweight due to excessive kebab inhalation
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