if jeremy kyle had a betfair forumites special show ...........

Well it would have been DICKIE and Ial but Ial is no longer with us ( on the forum that is )     

He'll be back, then all hell will be let loose!

zipper live feed Barbados would be good

while Jeremy producer shouts out earpeice--over to Milton-Keynes

the zip, steve, sue love triangle would be a compelling must see

hunty v  zodiac would send viewing figures rocketing

bigmart taking the lie detector test would bring the house down !

koi isn't really the type for Kyle but he could ( well could have ) complained about his stalker Breedingmad who would be all too happy to explain his actions at great,great,great length.

Brilliant thread idea..........too many to chose from,not in a taking the P way but would love to see DW DIDDY
very interesting man!

zodiac live feed from his mates yacht (rowing boat) off  the coastal resort of sheerness ! would have the forum buzzing !

can you edit bets from a boat:)?

Obviously Zodiac for the pure lunatic angle. As for scum ???  They would fill the seats in the studio!

neworder  with  fantasy bets you can edit them from the moon !

the zip, steve, sue love triangle would be a compelling must see

betting wives

chavman sitting in the wings whilst his son wails to Jeremy about his Dad charging him interest on a loan for his second hand jam jar !                   

C*aig enters stage right, and the ''heavy's'' have to stop Jeremy giving him a slap !     

who's ciarg?

Hal sat in a skirt saying "I'm a laydee Jeremy!"

chavman... you take the p!ss out of being a *unt !

Hugh is this kyle fella

The burly security staff would nervously shuffle away from roida.

Even they would have a job of pulling shearer out of his a -hole kenny

IF I WAS ON IT ,I WOULD SAY TO JERAMY DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO ABOUT MY GAMBLING ADDICTION WHILE YOUR STILL GAMBLING.AND ALSO JERAMY YOUR NAMES A CISSY NAME

IF HE SAID YOU NEED TO STOP GAMBLING ,GO BACK STAGE AND HAVE A WORD WITH OUR ADVISERS,I WOULD SAY WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY CAN SAY THAT ALREADY HASNT BEEN SAID TO ME BEFORE.

IF HE SAID YOUR A DISGRACE TO THE HUMAN RACE DO WAH DIDDY,I WOULD SAY DONT YOU THINK I KNOW THAT ALREADY,BUT I DONT BREAK MILK BOTTLES IN THE STREET OR THROW LITTER ON THE FLOOR OR TELL GIRLS RUDE JOKES

IF HE SAID YOUR BREAKING YOUR MOTHERS HEART,I WOULD SAY WELL SHE BROKE MINE WHEN SHE WOULDNT BUY ME A NEW BIKE FOR MY BITHDAY WHEN I WAS 7,OR A RHINEOSEROUS  FOR A PET WHEN I WAS 8

IF HE SAID YOUR NEARLY 66 YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER,I WOULD SAY IM GETTING WORSE WITH AGE NOT BETTER ,ALL I CAN DO NOW IS GAMBLE ,NOW I CANT DRINK OR HAVE SEX OR RIDE MY B M X BIKE

Not your finest hour to be fair mr widdy

IF HE SAID WHY DONT YOU JOIN THE LIBARY AND SPEND SOME TIME IN THERE ,I WOUĹD SAY I ONLY GO IN THERE TO USE THEIR TOILET WHEN IM SHOPPING AND NEED A WEE ,I DONT NEED TO JOIN TO DO THAT

OK MR DICKIE BIRD ,IM OFF YOUVE HURT MY FEELINGS

EVEN LENNY HENRYS NOT FUNNY ALL THE TIME

EVEN PAVAROTTI WASNT ON TOP NOTE ALL THE TIME

EVEN JESUS WAS CALLED BY SOME WHEN ALL HE COULD OFFER THEM FOR FOOD WAS FISH

YOU REMIND ME OF THE MAN ON THE TITANIC WHO WAS RESCUED ,BUT WAS UNHAPPY BECAUSE HE CAUGHT A COLD IN ONE OF THE LIFE BOATS

NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO YOU CANT PLEASE ALL OF THE PEOPLE ALL OF THE TIME.IM OFF

Even the blind pot holler could see


                     sense in the end

Peace