Free entry @ newcastle thurs and sat with Wazza your host.

also get a signed photo.

Does that include a seat in the trading room?

Will shearer be on noshing dutys

yes on my knee james...yes in between races dickthebrick..

Where is Newcastle please ?

Wales innit . . . I'm off next week roida will Is there any racing there??

Me and chavvers will catch the last train to yuma

Newcastle is next to the Old Castle...nah nenn next week dickie

Fook sake I need my shoes shining

Here's  another brain wave Newcastle had a couple of years ago.
Anyone familiar with Newcastle here was the idea.The wall /fence which runs down the side of the Members as you go out of the betting hall into Tatts was going to be continued right down to the parade ring.Then of course they have private hospitality the other side of the parade ring over to the rail at the side of the track so that would have been a no go area for Tatts patrons.Can you imagine how little space this would have left for the general public in Tatts to see the horses parading?And believe it or not they were seriously considering doing this,it would have been done if several of the Tatts books pointed out how stupid the idea was.

So what do I do


Head North and turn right just before the Wall ??

CLIMB OVER IT.

Yes dickie ,

shearer will be dishing out black pudding and scraps for all concerned before cycling down the docks to watch the boat coom in like

hello...is it me your looking for?

you will know when im looking for you

will i see a bright light?

no man , i think you have seen enough of them

ive moved out the lighthouse now

an attempt at humour?

See you there

andyl to privide the in between races entertainment one would imagine

Or shearer the dancing bear

early finish dick?

Yep little bit to do tomoro then havin a week off.

Thats why i sayed is there any Newcastle racing next week . . Shearer owes me 10 k i want to come and collect it

Ive got spread sheets and everything

nah nen next week..amazing innit..£45 entry and free ticket and nee takers...

You northern europeans stink a bit tho dont ya?

Never mind ...something to cheer you up

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Got any trowels dopey?

aye Dickie...how many do ya want ?

2 CAN YOU STICK UM IN THE FUR LINED WELLIES PLEASE

Sure thing...i'll stick an nice malt int tother one laddie

i need accomodation..............will u accomodate.....sleeping bag on office floor will suffice............also need picked up at ferry terminal.............is audi petrol tank full

all sq5's are diesel fred