FORUM POOR LIST

PS THE OTHER 10% OF MY WEALTH WENT ON MY LIVING EXPENSES ,SKINT FOR LAST 9 YEARS

Come on, we both can't be Skint!

You need a rich woman to keep you Do Wah in the way that you were accustomed and somebody with a bit of energy and without dodgy hips to smooth the pressures of life. As they say life is for living.

WORKING HARD GOT ME BRAND NEW CARS WHEN I WANTED THEM AND HOLIDAYS ALL OVER THE WORLD AND ALL THE MATERIAL THINGS I WANTED
GAMBLINGS LOST ME EVERYTHING AND I STILL DO IT

Did you ever go to Great Yarmouth?

YES BUT ONLY AS A CHILD ,

Isn't that where they do benefits beside the seaside?

What was your favourite holiday?

I EVEN ORGANISED A TRIP ON THE NORFOLK BROADS WITH MY FRIENDS THEY WENT BUT I PULLED OUT BECAUSE I LOST GAMBLING THE WEEKS BEFORE WE WENT,I GAVE MY CAPTAINS HAT TO MY MATE ,THEY ALL WENT ON HOLIDAY I WORKED OVERTIME

I heard they had a great time without you!

DISNEY ORLANDO 3 TIMES WITH THE FAMILY DOLLERS PACKED IN EVERY POCKET ,BARBADOS AND MEXICO LOST 80% OF MY SPENDING MONEY ON THE FIRST DAY IN A SPORTS BAR I FOUND AND GAMBIA WERE GREAT ,THE WEST OF IRELAND WITH JUST MY WIFE AND NEW CAR FOR HER 50TH BIRTHDAY ,3 HOLIDAYS IN THE ISLE OF MAN WITH MY MATES IN THE 70S ,AND THE ISLE OF MAN WITH MY MAM AND DAD MANY TIMES 

BUT MY FAV HOLIDAYS WAS MY WEEK AT BLACKPOOL FOR THE WATERLOO FINALS ,THE CROWN GREEN BOWLS COMPETION  F A CUP OF CROWN GREEN BOWLINGI WENT I8 YEARS ON THE TROT WITH MY FATHER INLAW AND FRIENDS THAT U MET THERE EACH YEAR GAMBLING ON THE BOWLS AND HORSES AND GETTING DRUNK
L LEFT ALL MY CARES AND WOES AT HOME AND LEFT MY MONEY WITH THE BOOKIES IN BLACKPOOL,
IVE BEEN ALL OVER EGYPT TURKEY,ETC BUT BLACKPOOL WITH THE GAMBLING DRUNKS WAS HEAVEN FOR ME SAD BUT TRUE

Did you have a ride on the donkeys?

He just backed them by the sounds of things

NO BUT I WAS DRUNK ONCE AND GOT IN A CAR ,I LOOKED AT THE BACK OF ME AND THERE WAS A POLICE CAR FOLLOWING ME AND THEN I NOTICED A POLICE MOTOR CYCLE AT EITHER SIDE OF ME ,AND THEN AS I GOT MORE SCARED ,   I ALSO NOTICED A POLICE CAR WAS IN FRONT OF ME ,I WAS SO RELIEVED WHEN THE LADY STOPPED THE RIDE ON THE PLEASURE BEACH

therobster27 • June 21, 2015 1:20 PM BST
He just backed them by the sounds of things

ONE YEAR  ON THE NEXT TO LAST DAY I WAS LOSING ON THE BOWLS AND HAD ALOT TO DRINK I WENT IN THE BOOKIES AND WAS NEARLY 5000 UP ,I LOST IT ALL AND JUST 500 LEFT I PUT 300 ON A 10-1 SHOT IT WON ,I LEFT IT AND WENT BACK TO THE BOWLS AND BOUGHT ALOT OF THE LADS WHO WERE SKINT A PINT,THE FOLLOWING DAY I GOT UP WITH A BAD HEAD AND BOUGHT A PAPER ,MY HORSE HAD BEEN DISQUALIFIED AND ID LOST

This will cheer you up m7

IIKV YOU KNOW HOW TO CHEER ME UP

God, that's made him feel even worse!

she was luverly

SHE USED ME  TO SHOW ME OFF TO HER FRIENDS AND MAKE THEM JEALOUS

do you still do your carryokee?

NO IM NOT SINGING TO A LOAD OF DRUNKS WHO DONT APPRECIATE ME,I CAN SING SOBER BUT ITS NOT THE SAME

THE LAST TIME I GOT UP ,A GIRL ON DRUGS KEPT ASKING ME TO DO A DUET,I KNOW IM EASY GOING BUT I CANT REACH THE NOTES THESE DAYS TO YOU DONT BRING ME FLOWERS ANYMORE

THE LAST TIME I GOT UP A GIRL ON DRUGS

shudda sent her a triffid

Good afternoon DWD on Pontefract Castle Stakes day. I hope you are well.

HELLO EVERBEENGENTLYKISSED ,I USED TO GET A BOX OF PONTEFRACT CAKES AS A TREAT WHEN I WAS A CHILD,I JUST EAT THEM FOR THE SAKE OF EATING THESE DAYS WHEN OFFERED THEM

IM NEARLY 66 IVE LOST ALL MY BANK,IM WAITING FOR MY PENSION TO GO INTO MY BANK  ACCOUNT AT ABOUT 11 TONIGHT SO I CAN TRANSFER SOME INTO MY BETFAIR ACCOUNT,ITS NO LIFE

I KNOW I GO ON AND THERES ONLY ME TO BLAME ,BUT ITS WHAT I DO

ITS NO GOOD ANY ONE TELLING ME WHAT TO DO AND GIVE ME ADVICE BECAUSE I WONT JUST LISTEN

OR I MIGHT LISTEN BUT TAKE NO NOTICE

You're all right DWD and we all think you're great.

well your not alone,i've had nothing all my life and i've still got most of it left

SO LONG AS YOU LIKE ME .AND NOT NASTY TO ME ,I CAN GET A LONG ,I AM STILL EASY GOING ,EVEN THOUGH I DID SWEAR AT A WOMEN WHEN I WAS SITTING AT A BUS STOP WHEN HER DOG COCKED ITS LEG UP AND WEEDED ALL
OVER MY ASDA BAG,I DIDNT MEAN THE SWEAR WORDS ,I
JUST FELT STUPID AND RESORTED TO MY OLD BEHAVIOUR AND TOLD HER IF HER DOG GOT UP TO THEM TYPE OF TRICKS SHE SHOULD WALK HER DOG WHERE THERES NO PEOPLE TO WEE ON,,

I LATER ,
THOUGHT TO MYSELF ON THE BUS,DO WAH DIDDY YOUR
STUPID

I JUST SMILED AT THE DOG,I THOUGHT IT JUST WANTED A SMELL OF MY BAG ,I WOULDNENT HAVE MADE IT FEEL COMFORTABLE  AND BEEN FRIENDLY TO IT WITH MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS IF ID HAVE KNOWN IT WAS GOING TO WEE ALL OVER ME AND MY ASDA BAG

What's your typical bet Diddy?

THE WOMAN TOLD ME TO CALM DOWN ,SHE WAS RIGHT YOU CANT START SHOUTING YOUR DOGS P I SSED ALL OVER MY BAG , YOU DIRTY BAS TARD,
I WOULDNT WANT ANYONE TO SHOUT THAT AT A WOMAN

Few PONDS THESE DAYS AS I HAVE NOTHING BUT I GOT 10000 LAST YEAR AS LUMP SOME FROM MY DAYS IN ENGINEERING AND I LOST THAT IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS

PENTION LUMP SUM

I'm sorry to hear it my friend.

I was briefly in Manchester on Monday. Sorry that there was no chance to stay and buy you lunch in a Morrisons.

IT WAS THE 80S AND 90S THAT I BET IN THOUSANDS

ALUN I KNOW THAT,BUT IT WAS KIND OF YOU TO OFFER ,I DONT GO ANYWHERE UNLESS I CAN PAY MY WAY

I'm hoping to come up again in July for a longer stay. How about I send you a message through the messaging system nearer the time?

I would love to meet Do wah Diddy.

THANK YOU ALUN AGAIN ITS VERY NICE OF YOU ,BUT AT THE MOMENT IM NOT UP TO IT ,I JUST WANT TO LIE ON MY BED AND FEEL MY PILLOW AND LET THE REST OF THE WORLD GET ON WITH IT ,BUT THANKYOU VERY MUCH ,THERES A FEW ON HERE WHOS ASKED ME TO HAVE A BIT OF SOMETHING TO EAT WITH THEM ,IM VERY GRATEFUL TO THEM AND IT SEEMS IM UNGRATEFUL ,IF I WAS DRIVING AND MONEY IN MY POCKETS I WOULD MAKE TIME FOR THEM,BUT WHEN IVE GOT NOTHING IN MY POCKET ,I WONT GO ANYWHERE,
AND BEFORE ANYONE SAYS YOU DONT NEED MONEY ,I NEED IT TO PAY MY WAY ,I CANT FEEL AS THOUGH IM TAKIBG ADVANTAGE OF ANYONE

SOFEE YOUD BE LET DOWN,YOU WOULDNT GET DO WAH DIDDY THE FORUM CLOWN,YOUD GET DO WAH DIDDY THE MAN WHO TALKS TO SUIT HIMSELF

No probs Diddy. Completely understood.

IF YOU HADNT HAD A SHAVE I WOULD THINK WHAT A DIRTY BUG GER,IF YOU SPIT ON THE FLOOR I WOULDNT LIKE YOU ,BUT ITS ACCEPTABLE FOR ME TO SPIT ON THE FLOOR AND NOT HAVE A SHAVE

THANK YOU ALUN AND DO WAH ,AND EVERY BODY ELSE ,IM FED UP OF MYSELF WHATEVER YOU THINK I APPRECIATE NICE GESTURES,EVEN THOUGH I MIGHT NOT ACT LIKE I DO

I AM THE PROBLEM ,BUT AM TOO SELFISH AND  TOO TIRED AND EXAUSTED  TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT

NoT DO WAH I MEANT SOFEE ,  ^^^^

Do wah ..... if you have nothing else, you obviously still have your pride and integrity.

Keep the faith!

come on, who the hell believe this nutter

Do wah Diddy,

I Love You!

If you're ever Great Yarmouth way, PM me!

THANK YOU ESPECIALLY MCCARTHY FOR REALISING IM A NUTTER ,BUT IM A NICE NUTTER,IVE NEVER WROTE ON A DESK OR TOLD RUDE JOKES TO GIRLS,OR SMASHED WINDOWS OR MILKBOTTLES IN THE STREET ,OR HIT A GIRL,I BET YOUR NOT AS NICE A NUTTER AS ME ,IM THE KIND OF NUTTER THAT OTHER NUTTERS WANT TO BE IN BED  NEXT TO WHEN THEIR IN BED IN HOSPITAL IM NO TROUBLE ,

RMCCARTHY16 IF YOUR EVER IN SALFORD PM ME AND ILL FIND TIME TO TAKE YOU TO A MEETING OF GAMBLERS ANNONOMOUSE OR ALCOHOLICS ANNONONOUSE OR NUTTERS ANNONOMOUSE  OR ANNONOMOUSES ANNONOMOUSE ,OR IM NOT COMPASIONATE ANNONOMOUSES I WILL SAT NEXT TO YOU AND GET YOU A CUP OF TEA ,YOU WONT GET A CHOCOLATE BISCUIT BECAUSE I EAT THEM ALL

OH YES AND IM SELFISH ANNONOMOUSE  WHERE I LIKE TO DO ALL THE TALKING

IM OFF TO THE HOSPITAL NOW WHERE ROWNTREES FRUIT GUMS ARE 78P A PKT AND ARE NOT IN THE TWO FOR £1-3O SPECIAL OFFER IN SMALL LITTLE LETTERS ,THERE ONLY 55P ELSE WEAR,YES ITS 7 BUT I CAN VISIT MY MAM UNTILL 9 ,IVE NOT BEEN WELL TODAY SO IVE LEFT IT TILL LATE ,I SHOULDNT GO BUT SHE WILL WORRY ABOUT ME

GL M8

best wishes
and to your mam aswell

Do wah Diddy, the best poster on here by miles!

especially for his wonderful mam.