Andy Richmond?

not true

if you give him a crayon and a bit of help he can spell horse

Very lucky chap today he's not in the studio, without any in-running prices to talk about it would be like watching a silent movie....on second thoughts, get him back into the studio!!

i'd have a bet he doesn't make ir betting pay

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Not only does he talk nonsense but he does it in a dull way. I would rather listen to a dog barking.

"dull" lol....sums him up perfectly

telling us a horse will catch the eye of the in-running punters try to keep up.

he speaks more numbers than words..ffs surely we should expect better than this...if he was a darts player he would be " the count " (sorry ted) and you could perhaps drop the o.