the top " oh my god" laugh out loud posts and freds that shocked and wowed the forums

Big Mart's "my brother can run 100 metres in 5.8 seconds whilst being simultaneously felated by a former Miss World" wouldn't be a bad yardstick here.

feck me johnny has he shaved another 6 sec off since i posted

still think winsor boy was like watching fools and horses, timeless classics ,that make you laugh even after all this time ! my sides where splitting some nights !

johnny hows the weather in the emerald isle has tail end of that  hurricane got their yet expecting it here soon ?

what about the guy on the footy thread a few years back ! the "free munny" bet involved man u and some foreign team  in the champions league and he said " its a fecking cert if this don't win I will swim the channel to Calais with my grandmother strapped to my back " needless to say the bet went tits up !

the thread last nite were weemart tried to be a hardman by making threats after he lost a 50k bet to elise and then went on his usual childish rants by putting up his childish videos and photos

bigmart • October 20, 2014 12:15 AM BST
black burn the ground was bottemless that day nortons coin won . it never won another race and never has their been such a silence at that meeting after it crossed the line sir
Report • Quote • Block User bigmart • October 20, 2014 12:17 AM BST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGZCalLTJgM
Report • Quote • Block User elise • October 20, 2014 12:20 AM BST
black burn the ground was bottemless that day nortons coin won
Report • Quote • Block User elise • October 20, 2014 12:21 AM BST
err no, it was good to firm
Report • Quote • Block User bigmart • October 20, 2014 12:23 AM BST
want a bet on that elise  you keep guessing plonker
Report • Quote • Block User never give up • October 20, 2014 12:24 AM BST
bigmart • July 4, 2014 8:38 PM BST
nice place just thought for a min but never really quickend up !
Selection    Selection Details    Result
1   
Horse Racing
BEVERLEY
20:30 HANDICAP 1m 4f 16y
4th of July 2014 8:30 pm
Place Only 3 Places
Moving Waves @ 6/4
Pending

Stake and Return Details
Bet placed at    4th of July 2014 8:26 pm    Total Stake    £1000.00
Bet type    Single (To Win)    Tax@Tax free    0
Number of lines    1    Total stake due    £1000.00
Stake per line    £100.00    Freebets Redeemed    £0.00
Channel    Internet    Total amount paid    £1000.00
Number of win lines    -       
Potential Returns    £2500.00
Report • Quote • Block User elise • October 20, 2014 12:24 AM BST
yes, fire away, name your price
Report • Quote • Block User bigmart • October 20, 2014 12:25 AM BST
50 k
Report • Quote • Block User elise • October 20, 2014 12:25 AM BST
how much please, make it big?
Report • Quote • Block User elise • October 20, 2014 12:25 AM BST
.

http://www.racingpost.com/horses/result_home.sd?race_id=34119&r_date=1990-03-15#results_top_tabs=re_&results_bottom_tabs=ANALYSIS
Report • Quote • Block User elise • October 20, 2014 12:25 AM BST
cheque will do, ta
Report • Quote • Block User bigmart • October 20, 2014 12:26 AM BST
here is one of the after race comments

Elvic Ramble4 years agoin reply to robert scott

Desert Orchid won the Gold Cup though in 1989 on the sort of bottonless ground that if it was ran today it would have been abandoned. Dessie also went and won alot further in trip than Kauto Star ever will. 2m (Victor Chandler) to 3m5F (Irish National). Dessie also prefered right-handed tracks, his only two wins left handed were the Gold Cup in 89 and what is now known as the Totesport Bowl at Aintree the year before. To compare horses from different eras woulb very difficult.
Report • Quote • Block User bigmart • October 20, 2014 12:27 AM BST
posted after the race how do you want to pay ?
Report • Quote • Block User never give up • October 20, 2014 12:27 AM BST
Cheltenham Result
15 Mar 1990
« 3:30 » Tote Cheltenham Gold Cup Chase Championship Race

    3m2f New Good To Firm 19 fences
Report • Quote • Block User elise • October 20, 2014 12:28 AM BST
89 is great, but nortons was 1990
Report • Quote • Block User elise • October 20, 2014 12:29 AM BST
just check the link i posted, it's not a quote it's from the rp
Report • Quote • Block User bigmart • October 20, 2014 12:29 AM BST
here comes captain plonker err can you not rember the huge downpour creton
Report • Quote • Block User never give up • October 20, 2014 12:29 AM BST
elise ,i hope weemart doesnt pay you with his monopoly money
Report • Quote • Block User elise • October 20, 2014 12:31 AM BST
read the link, thanks
Report • Quote • Block User bigmart • October 20, 2014 12:32 AM BST
want open
Report • Quote • Block User bigmart • October 20, 2014 12:33 AM BST
anyway i rem it was 100/1
Report • Quote • Block User never give up • October 20, 2014 12:34 AM BST
Cheltenham Result
15 Mar 1990
« 3:30 » Tote Cheltenham Gold Cup Chase Championship Race

    3m2f New Good To Firm 19 fences
    £67,003.40, £24,980.60, £12,140.30, £5,136.50, £2,218.25

    RESULT
    RATE RACE

Show all comments in running Show all pedigrees
                  HORSE/SP     AGE     WGT     TRAINER/JOCKEY     OR     TS     RPR     

«   
1
        Norton's Coin 100/1     9     12-0      Sirrell Griffiths     —     *     *     »
    G McCourt
         

«   
2
    ¾     Toby Tobias 8/1     8     12-0      Mrs J Pitman     —     *     *     »
    M Pitman
         

«   
3
    4     Desert Orchid 10/11F     11     12-0      David Elsworth     —     *     *     »
    R Dunwoody
         

«   
4
    7     Cavvies Clown 10/1     10     12-0      David Elsworth     —     *     *     »
    Graham Bradley
         

«   
5
    12     Pegwell Bay 20/1     9     12-0      T A Forster     —     *     *     »
    B Powell Snr
         

«   
6
    1     Maid Of Money 25/1     8     11-9      J R H Fowler     —     *     *   
    A Powell
         

«   
7
    15     Yahoo 40/1     9     12-0 b1     J A C Edwards     —     *     *     »
    T Morgan
         

«   
8
    2½     Bonanza Boy 15/2     9     12-0      M C Pipe     —     *     *     »
    Peter Scudamore
         

«   
PU
        The Bakewell Boy 200/1     8     12-0      R G Frost     —     *     *     »
    Steve Smith-Eccles
         

«   
F
        Kildimo 50/1     10     12-0      G B Balding     —     *     *     »
    J Frost
         

«   
F
        Ten Of Spades 20/1     10     12-0      F Walwyn     —     *     *     »
    K Mooney
         

«   
PU
        Nick The Brief 10/1     8     12-0      John Upson     —     *     *     »
    M M Lynch
         

12 ran TIME 6m 30.90s Total SP 113%
1st OWNER: S G Griffiths BRED: G P Thomas TRAINER: Sirrell Griffiths
2nd OWNER: Mrs Elizabeth Hitchins
3rd OWNER: R Burridge
Report • Quote • Block User elise • October 20, 2014 12:34 AM BST
yes it opens, and it gives the ground, have another go
Report • Quote • Block User never give up • October 20, 2014 12:34 AM BST
its open now weemart...........pay up
Report • Quote • Block User elise • October 20, 2014 12:36 AM BST
will he ever read something and admit he's wrong, this could be a first?
Report • Quote • Block User never give up • October 20, 2014 12:37 AM BST
elise • October 20, 2014 12:36 AM BST
will he ever read something and admit he's wrong, this could be a first?

you have a better chance of getting your 50 k
Report • Quote • Block User Steamship • October 20, 2014 12:44 AM BST
Sorry GEORGE B I wish I had not added Nortons Coin to the list.

For the record bigmart obviously elise and the RP are correct re the ground, I would also add that although Nortons won at 100/1 there was quite a few people on him, he certainly would not have been that price if Betfair had been around as he would have been discussed. I backed Dessie, can you believe confirmed mudlark Bonanza Boy went off that short.
Report • Quote • Block User elise • October 20, 2014 12:57 AM BST
apologies steamship, i've just had enough of him, i shouldn't have indulged on what is a decent thread

frasiers thread was the best won on here EVER

what was frasiers fred delta ?

even better when i asked nonaenever to post up some tips ! the scorch marks where on his carpet !
you and yorkie should really do a duet , pretending you actually bet !

  http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xlcdz_the-platters-the-great-pretender_music

   "The Great Pretender"

Oh-oh, yes I'm the great pretender
Pretending that I'm doing well
My need is such I pretend too much
I'm lonely but no one can tell

Oh-oh, yes I'm the great pretender
Adrift in a world of my own
I've played the game but to my real shame
You've left me to grieve all alone

Too real is this feeling of make-believe
Too real when I feel what my heart can't conceal

Yes, I'm the great pretender
Just laughin' and gay like a clown
I seem to be what I'm not, you see
I'm wearing my heart like a crown
Pretending that you're still around

Too real is this feeling of make-believe
Too real when I feel what my heart can't conceal

Yes, I'm the great pretender
Just laughin' and g-ay like a clown
I seem to be what I'm not, you see
I'm wearing my heart like a crown
Pretending that you're still around  , descibes you two to a tee

why do you edit bets weemart?
will you pay elise the money you owe him?
just the usual childish videos and photos i see from weemart the big hard wainbrain

They're selling postcards of the hanging
They're painting the passports brown
The beauty parlor is filled with sailors
The circus is in town
Here comes the blind commissioner
They've got him in a trance
One hand is tied to the tight-rope walker
The other is in his pants
And the riot squad they're restless
They need somewhere to go
As Lady and I look out tonight
From Desolation Row.

Cinderella, she seems so easy
"It takes one to know one," she smiles
And puts her hands in her back pockets
Bette Davis style
And in comes Romeo, he's moaning
"You belong to Me I Believe"
And someone says, "You're in the wrong place, my friend
You better leave"
And the only sound that's left
After the ambulances go
Is Cinderella sweeping up
On Desolation Row.

Now the moon is almost hidden
The stars are beginning to hide
The fortunetelling lady
Has even taken all her things inside
All except for Cain and Abel
And the hunchback of Notre Dame
Everybody is making love
Or else expecting rain
And the Good Samaritan, he's dressing
He's getting ready for the show
He's going to the carnival tonight
On Desolation Row.
Now Ophelia, she's 'neath the window
For her I feel so afraid
On her twenty-second birthday
She already is an old maid
To her, death is quite romantic
She wears an iron vest
Her profession's her religion
Her sin is her lifelessness
And though her eyes are fixed upon
Noah's great rainbow
She spends her time peeking
Into Desolation Row.

Einstein, disguised as Robin Hood
With his memories in a trunk
Passed this way an hour ago
With his friend, a jealous monk
He looked so immaculately frightful
As he bummed a cigarette
Then he went off sniffing drainpipes
And reciting the alphabet
You would not think to look at him
But he was famous long ago
For playing the electric violin
On Desolation Row.

Dr. Filth, he keeps his world
Inside of a leather cup
But all his sexless patients
They're trying to blow it up
Now his nurse, some local loser
She's in charge of the cyanide hole
And she also keeps the cards that read
"Have Mercy on His Soul"
They all play on penny whistles
You can hear them blow
If you lean your head out far enough
From Desolation Row.
Across the street they've nailed the curtains
They're getting ready for the feast
The Phantom of the Opera
In a perfect image of a priest
They're spoonfeeding Casanova
To get him to feel more assured
Then they'll kill him with self-confidence
After poisoning him with words
And the Phantom's shouting to skinny girls
"Get outa here if you don't know"
Casanova is just being punished for going
To Desolation Row.

At midnight all the agents
And the superhuman crew
Come out and round up everyone
That knows more than they do
Then they bring them to the factory
Where the heart-attack machine
Is strapped across their shoulders
And then the kerosene
Is brought down from the castles
By insurance men who go
Check to see that nobody is escaping
To Desolation Row.

They be to Nero's Neptune
The Titanic sails at dawn
Everybody's shouting
"Which side are you on ?"
And Ezra Pound and T. S. Eliot
Fighting in the captain's tower
While calypso singers laugh at them
And fishermen hold flowers
Between the windows of the sea
Where lovely mermaids flow
And nobody has to think too much
About Desolation Row.
Yes, I received your letter yesterday
About the time the door knob broke
When you asked me how I was doing
Was that some kind of joke ?
All these people that you mention
Yes, I know them, they're quite lame
I had to rearrange their faces
And give them all another name
Right now I can't read too good
Dont send me no more letters no
Not unless you mail them
From Desolation Row.

post some sel never tar you know that i know you no nothing

yes please delta post up frazers thread tar

why do you edit bets weemart?
will you pay elise the money you owe him?
just the usual childish videos and photos i see from weemart the big hard wainbrain

come on hard man answer the questions

Big Mart, you're really boiling up... have a thought for Latex Lolly later.... or she'll melt !

hal no no am very cool did you notice i saw of the forums resident wd be hard man last night
mr mouth himself . just like yokie all mouth , i said let the forum see what your about .but
like that man from faulty towers ,'' see am from barcelona i know nothing ''  must be very hard being very inferior in every way ! still the state benefit could be worse !

Fraziers fred was definately the funniest read on here, really couldn't stop laughing out loud as i read it.

Mart, you've made a start posting early doors... when do we all get an invite to your bro's night club?....

stewart can you put it up tar

First goalscorer market fred, where the MSE crowd thought they'd found the holy grail

with you about Frasier Delta
the one about joining the forum was without doubt the best EVER

^ concur

was millionaire morse and alain charnier the same person. ??? charnier/ cashpoint. etc could have been a comedy screen writer...

frasier 23 Dec 20:30


The first time I logged onto the Betfair forum was just over three years ago. At the time it seemed like a perfectly innocent thing to do, after all, what possible harm could come from exchanging a few pleasantries with my fellow horse racing enthusiasts? Or opening up a thread and being able to discover in an instant what everybody?s top 10 favourite breakfast cereals were? No harm whatsoever as far as I could see. Yet here I am today sitting naked at my computer. Bald and 76lbs overweight. Anti-depressants in one hand, mouse in the other, Frantically clicking the refresh button to see if anyone has replied to this thread. My children are threatening to report me to Childline, after they discovered that due to my ever-increasing gambling debts, they would once again be enjoying a make believe Christmas this year. My wife has just walked out on me after forcing me to choose between her and the forum, and I have to ask myself, maybe it wasn?t so harmless after all?

It was only two days after joining Betfair that I first clicked on the link. I remember it was a Saturday afternoon. I had just watched the first 6 races of the day and there was a 45-minute gap until the next start. So with nothing else better to do, apart from listen to the inane, squeaky voiced ramblings of Willie Carson as he walked up and down the course with his big pointy stick. I thought to my self, why not?

As far as I could tell, by simply entering the forum, I had accidentally stumbled upon the secret meeting place of the most knowledgeable horse racing experts in Britain. A place where professional gamblers, tipsters and blacksmiths, would gather together to exchange genuine insider information, and threaten to beat each other up. Every other thread appeared to be a gateway to riches. With confident declarations of ?WHEELBARROW JOB? and ?LUMP ON THIS?, I knew I had made the discovery of a lifetime. No more would I spend my days trying to decipher a formbook that may as well have been written in Braille, no more would I spend my days lost in the gambling wilderness. The Betfair forum had become my Tom Tom. At last, I was finally on the road to success.

The very first thread I read that afternoon was entitled ?MAXIMUM 5 STAR BET OF THE DAY?. Apparently, according to the writers? information. The horse had been burning up the gallops at home, and even though it was badly handicapped, the jockey was a woman! The poster was still absolutely convinced the horse would walk it. The poster was right. As soon as the stalls opened, the rest of the field sprinted down the straight as though being pursued by a polish butcher with a meat cleaver. While the horse I had backed, popped on his sunglasses, tilted his headgear to a racy angle, and proceeded to stroll casually for home without a care in the world. Even stopping occasionally to neigh at the crowd, before eventually trailing in a well beaten last.

It was at this point, as I wiped away the remains of the half eaten pot noodle I had just hurled at my laptop, that I made my second discovery of the afternoon. In the time it had taken the losing owner and trainer to go and collect their winnings, a total of 14 threads had suddenly appeared on the forum, declaring the startling news that ITS ALL**!!!? Now while I had always suspected that the sport of kings wasn?t entirely honest. To suddenly discover it was less straight than George Michael, taking a midnight stroll on the common, came as something of a shock.
However it was already too late. The next race was about to begin and a further 8 separate tips had already been posted. A quick look at Tim UK`s how much have you won, thread. Confirmed my belief that the pockets of every other forumite were literally bursting at the seams. Therefore I knew, that the only way to recover my losses was to deposit more funds and let the chase begin.

I was wrong! By the end of the day I had backed and layed a total of 98 horses and completely done my knackers!
I will never forget the feeling of staring breathlessly into space; body bathed in sweat, overwhelmed with a sense of guilt, my heart pounding so hard I could feel it pulsing in my ears. It was a feeling I had experienced many times before. Only this time, it wasn?t because I had just spent the afternoon downloading midget porn.

So the journey had begun. Day after day, week after week. The unbelievable highs as those elusive winners powered their way to victory. The despairing lows, as the forum continued to crash after yet another upgrade.
However it wasn?t just the inept standard of tipstering I had become addicted to. It was the Betfair community itself. Suddenly I would find myself logging on first thing in the morning, simply to discover whether Infomaniac had been for a dump yet! Or last thing at night, just to reassure myself that Limerick Mick and his horse, had arrived home safely from yet another days globetrotting.

Gradually, over the months that followed, and as my funds continued to dwindle, I slowly began to change. At first it was barely noticeable. For instance, instead of saying hello as I met up with friends and relations, I would find myself making a huge smiley face to indicate I was pleased to see them. Or upon hearing an amusing anecdote I would no longer laugh, I would simply utter the word LOL. Or if it were particularly amusing, I would tell them it was so funny my arse had fallen off. Also, as the forum insecurities began to take hold, my online paranoia began to manifest itself into my home life. Such as the times my parents came to visit and began boasting about how successful my brothers had become, Instead of just shrugging my shoulders, I would immediately accuse them of ramping their selections, brandish the yellow card and ban them from the house for a month.
Or the day I had a minor disagreement with my neighbour. After he discovered I was responsible for spreading the rumours, that his nubile teenage daughter was actually a middle-aged truck driver called Bob. Who was merely pretending to be a girl, so desperate men like myself would lavish him with attention, and sign up to his website! Whereas previously I would have entered into a calm and rational debate with the man, whilst hoping to persuade him that my point of view was the correct one, and to kindly release his grip on my testicles. Instead i began shouting that he was a MUG and a MUPPIT, before arranging to meet him in a nearby pub car park, where I intended to beat him to within an inch of his worthless life.
Once out of hospital, and as my debts, and online habit continued to grow. So did the concerns of my family. Who despite my insistence there was nothing to worry about. Often went to unbelievable lengths to tempt me away from the forum. The first such occurrence was during the late summer. I remember the speakers had broken down on my computer, and as my radio was in the next room, I had spent most of the day tapping my feet, while reading a selection of lyrics that had been posted on chitchat. I had just begun to read the second verse of ?I?m too sexy? by ?Right Said Fred? when there came a timid knock at the door. Even as I write this, I can still picture the tear stained faces of my wife and children, as they gently took my hands, and told me our beloved cat had died. However later that night, as I tapped away at my keyboard, while listening to the sounds of my 5 year old son digging a ?Tiddles? shaped grave in the garden. I couldn?t help thinking how suspicious it was. That a cat that had been in excellent health for over 21 years, would suddenly pass away as the Big Brother final was about to begin. I tried to reassure them that if Nikki were to win I would buy them an even better cat, but they wouldn?t listen.
Or the time during early December, when my young son and daughter ran excitedly into my study, and asked if I would take them into town to see Santa Claus. Once again I suspected it was a ruse. After all, what self-respecting person still believes in a flamboyant, rosy-cheeked, fat faced old man? Who does very little, apart from cost people money, sit on his backside, and eat copious amounts of pies for most of the year? Nobody apart from channel 4 and Mrs McCririck! I tried to explain to them that daddy was busy, and that unless my purple loan was approved, or Paul Eddery, managed to ride the winner in the first race at Wolverhampton, then there wouldn?t be any presents! And the only people who would be visiting our house on Christmas Eve were the bailiffs! But again they refused to understand. Deciding instead to burst into tears, before running away shouting ?MUMMY?.

Things finally came to a head just a few days ago, on the evening of my wifes birthday. As I had been fairly busy on the forum that night, monitoring a pair of particularly interesting threads entitled, ?who is your favourite Cheeky Girl?? and ?which hand do you use to wipe your ar$e with?? I decided to send a text to my wife asking her if she would care to come upstairs and take a look at the e card I had just mailed her. I was just about to press send, when there she was, naked and smiling at me from the hallway.
In many ways my wife is a wonderful woman. A 31-year-old, former Filipino bargirl who travelled to England just over 10 years ago, with dreams of becoming a waitress. The first time we met was during a friend?s stag party. As soon as I saw her walk onto the stage, carrying a bottle of lubricant, and begin firing a succession of ping-pong balls haphazardly across the room, I knew she was the girl for me. Two months later we were married, and now here she was, naked, carrying a racket, and begging me to take her to bed. It was only 3am, but as it was her birthday I felt I really couldn?t refuse.

5 minutes later as I lay breathless, and my wifes rabbit continued the job I had begun, all I could think about was the forum. And how many posts I had missed in the time I was away. I told my wife I was going to get a drink of water, but even as I grabbed my laptop and crept ashamedly down the stairs and through the back door, I was certain she suspected the truth.
That?s when it happened. I had just finished typing that my chosen method was to stand up, lean completely forward, and use a reverse, double-handed sweeping technique, when suddenly the light was turned on and my wife started to scream.
I can only imagine how it must have looked, to open the shed door in the middle of the night, and discover your husband sitting precariously on the edge of the lawnmower in his undercrackers, explaining to a group of strangers how he prefers to wipe his ar$e.
I tried to tell her that it wasn?t how it seemed, and that rather than being on the forum, I was simply ordering a turkey from tesco`s and looking at some porn, but the damage had already been done, and despite my protestations and pleas for forgiveness, the very next morning she had packed my belongings and was gone, taking the children and the new cat with her.

It is for this reason that I have decided to cancel my Internet connection and leave the forum forever. You may think this a touch extreme, but I urge you to heed this warning. As you sit down with your families this Christmas, and suddenly feel the urge to log onto Betfair, just to see who?s online, or what everyone has just had for dinner! Please. I beg you not to, it just isn?t worth it.

Although on second thoughts, who the hell am I kidding? See you all tomorrow.

sorry hal vip guests only! booked over a year in advance , warner bro's ,naomi campbell in her prime ,
lou walsh and his boy band , richard these are the sorts of guests ! but i cd get you some tickets to his m8s places in amsterdam thats a bit more interesting , he got me a ticket to IT
NIGHT CLUB , after 12 the fun begins every single waitress around 200 strip of completly naked,
and you the guests are allowed to shag them senseless , they only in amsterdam   

well done CIDER

JUST READ IT ALL AGAIN
  it is just so brilliant I cant believe it

why do you edit bets weemart?
will you pay elise the money you owe him?
come on weemart,u were making threats on here last nite,answer the questions bigboy

Oh, ok Mart !     

Cider

A ABSOULTE CERTAINTY....IF THIS DOSENT OBLIGE..I"LL PACK IN
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THIS IS FOR THE BIG PLAYERS LIKE MYSELF,BACK UNDER 3.5 GOALS MAN UTD V ROMA IM HAVING A 5 GRAND BET ON THIS TONITE,THIS IS THE BIGGEST CERTAINTY SO FAR THIS YEAR,UNLOAD AND ENJOY...PS..IF THIS BET GETS BEATEN I"LL SWIM THE CHANNEL WITH MY MOTHER IN LAW ON MY BACK AND SHE WEIGHS NEAR ON 20 STONE....


just brought it to the top in footie forum.

Saddo done a funny one someone said they had just saved a bird from a kestrel i think it was by throwing a brick at it


2 mins later saddo was on complaining that someone had thrown a brick at his kestril.

another cracker ! and I think it was from morse again ,when he advised another free money jobbie ,by memory mk dons were involved and had taken a 3 nil lead with about 20 odd  mins to go and morse advised a lump on free money job on them at very short odds , by now predictably    the footy  forums finest  were unleashing venormous abuse on morse and  the vultures were circling and the tumbleweed started rolling across the forum  and a sense of doom hung in the air as morses bold  predictions seemed to anger the betting gods who responded with a goal for the opposition 1-3 with about 15 mins of time remaining , the forum exploded  with  mocking responses to the beleagured morse as forumites gleefully stuck the knife in and got  got ready for the spectacle of the impending implosion of the tip.
morse to his credit didn't flinch under such pressure of the scathing attacks which were coming in at by now  an alarming rate !
incredibaly morse advised another full bank job as the odds had now lengthened slightly ,but everyone seemed to know what was about to happen .....................I don't really need to say anymore we all know what happened and the khoont had the front to say he greened out for a profit classic thread and needs to be revived !

I always loved the "Warwick Hunt lays down the Law" video post:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0jfJvyZalM

not a thread! but must give a mention to judos never to be forgotten  "im ripped" post . a classic response up there with the very best of them  and one that will stand the test of time . never mind as to what were you doing when president kennedy was shot  !! what were you doing when judo uttered those immortal lines !

Never bothered reading it myself - But  ...

They were forever bringing back the -

'Get your FULL BANK on Phil Taylor' - thread....

- for a tournament that he, unexpectedly, Lost.

that warwick hunt was funny as fook !

for those of you who have not seen or  want another look  and laugh at obeones classic mother in law post the full thread and responses have been kindly bumped on the footy forum curtursy of ilikewavinatbuses !

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obeone 13 Jan 12:19
my mole inside the mersey outfit tells me confidence is low lay liverpool

low confidence after two cup defeats? how did he get this precious info?
watford 0-3 liverpool

obeone 20 Jan 18:05
i have just recieved very late interesting news on a game in spain tonite if more than 10 formites respond i will post in next ten mins once i have had my full quota

obeone 20 Jan 18:11
guys this is not a ramp very genuine news will post back in ten mins

obeone 20 Jan 18:27
ok lay atl madrid tonite will speak to all the beleavers after the game

atl madrid 1-0

obeone 02 Feb 16:14
ok as promised lay metternich 455 wolv wont b winning today

Mr Mensa 02 Feb 16:58
another clown bites the dust

obeone 02 Feb 17:04
the info was right how bad were those other horses did you see how green metternich woz was told will need run it ran all over the shop still quids in though same contact just rung me says lucius verrus will not win 525 wolv keep the faith

Brian 02 Feb 17:35
Hope you had a saver Obeone by buying the distances

obeone 03 Feb 19:11
ive got whiff of a gamble that will make the headlines on monday morning i will post here in 1v hour just going to have a cigar and a drop of cava

obeone 03 Feb 20:20
ok its the 240 font the horse in question is lavenoak lad from the p rodford yard regards obe

theredhand 04 Feb 14:50
bye bye Obe.

obeone 09 Feb 15:17
ok sorry about the wait just getting my quota lay milan deux mille 340 kemp wont b winning

obeone 09 Feb 15:48
layed of at bigger price in running made a few quid


obeone 09 Feb 15:55
ive got one in dubai that will not win 510 dubai quijano this will not b winning just wait this is my main info of the day

obeone 09 Feb 17:24
laid of in running again at a much bigger price info spot on horse won a short head

obeone 10 Feb 14:17
look guys this is the last time i will say it barshiba will not i repeat will not win the 230 ling i off to have a cuban cigar put my feet up watch the race count the winnings might even treat the mrs later

obeone 10 Feb 19:21
earlier than promised lay norwegian 8pm wolv wont b winning

obeone 10 Feb 19:59
thanx backers of norwegian thanx in advance this horse will not b winning i promise u

obeone 10 Feb 20:
layed of in running made ahealthy profit just lit another cuban

warwick hunt 10 Feb 20:06
must be good..never went above sp...

obeone 16 Feb 16:03
this next piece of info will b my biggest lay ever after what ive just been told will post at 415pm as promised hpoe u all layed the 1st one

obeone 16 Feb 16:21
ok here it is silkwood 505 wolver will not i repeat will not b winning lay to your max

obeone 16 Feb 17:12
made a great profit backed it in running at a much bigger price than i layed

obeone 09 Mar 18:59
ok as promised the bet tonite is to lay birm half time/full time it wont be happening..my contact close to the action tells me this is the lay of the year so get on and good luck will speak at half time.....
full time birmingham1-0 derby

obeone 09 Mar 21:43
greened out on correct score

obeone 10 Mar 14:52
5 MINS TO THE 1ST LAY OF THE DAY EKTIMAAL WILL NOT B WINNING THE 255 WOLVER YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

obeone 10 Mar 14:26
MY FOOTBALL SNOUT HAS JUST RANG ME AND TELLS ME TO LAY CRYSTAL PALACE FOR MY LIFE,YES HE HAD A SETBACK LAST NITE BUT WAS A SHADE UNLUCKY,THIS MAN MAKES A GOOD LIVING AT FOOTBALL AND KNOWS HIS GREENS,GOOD LUCK IF YOU TAKE THE ADVICE
Crystal Palace 2 Leicester 0


obeone 13 Mar 21:03
OK THERE ARE 2 HORSES TO LAY TOMORROW,NEWMILL 315PM CHELT,CORK ALL STAR 520PM CHELT,THESE HORSES WILL NOT BE WINNING.....

obeone 16 Mar 12:32
THE 1ST LAY IS CATIVO CAVALLINO 120PM LINGFIELD THIS HORSE WILL NOT WIN... THE 2ND LAY IS LOUNAOS 200 CHELT THIS HORSE WILL NOT WIN,THE 3RD LAY ISWHYSO MAYO 400 CHELT THIS HORSE WILL NOT WIN , THE 4TH HORSE THAT WILL NOT WIN IS SAINTSAIRE 44O PM CHELT....I HAVE A HORSE AT LINGFIELD TO BACK THAT WILL WIN WILL POST AT 215PM ,ALL THE BEST OBEONE.............................................

obeone 16 Mar 13:26
GREENED OUT IN RUNNING

obeone 16 Mar 16:58
MY TOP SNOUT,REPEAT TOP SNOUT HAS TOLD ME TO LAY A HORSE IN THE 54O LING ,HE HAS ONLY HAD 1 BET ALL YEAR TODAY IS BET NUMBER 2 THIS WILL NOT WIN WILL POST AT 530 PM

obeone 13 Jan 12:19
my mole inside the mersey outfit tells me confidence is low lay liverpool

low confidence after two cup defeats? how did he get this precious info?
watford 0-3 liverpool

obeone 20 Jan 18:05
i have just recieved very late interesting news on a game in spain tonite if more than 10 formites respond i will post in next ten mins once i have had my full quota

obeone 20 Jan 18:11
guys this is not a ramp very genuine news will post back in ten mins

obeone 20 Jan 18:27
ok lay atl madrid tonite will speak to all the beleavers after the game

atl madrid 1-0

obeone 02 Feb 16:14
ok as promised lay metternich 455 wolv wont b winning today

Mr Mensa 02 Feb 16:58
another clown bites the dust

obeone 02 Feb 17:04
the info was right how bad were those other horses did you see how green metternich woz was told will need run it ran all over the shop still quids in though same contact just rung me says lucius verrus will not win 525 wolv keep the faith

Brian 02 Feb 17:35
Hope you had a saver Obeone by buying the distances

obeone 03 Feb 19:11
ive got whiff of a gamble that will make the headlines on monday morning i will post here in 1v hour just going to have a cigar and a drop of cava

obeone 03 Feb 20:20
ok its the 240 font the horse in question is lavenoak lad from the p rodford yard regards obe

theredhand 04 Feb 14:50
bye bye Obe.

obeone 09 Feb 15:17
ok sorry about the wait just getting my quota lay milan deux mille 340 kemp wont b winning

obeone 09 Feb 15:48
layed of at bigger price in running made a few quid


obeone 09 Feb 15:55
ive got one in dubai that will not win 510 dubai quijano this will not b winning just wait this is my main info of the day

obeone 09 Feb 17:24
laid of in running again at a much bigger price info spot on horse won a short head

obeone 10 Feb 14:17
look guys this is the last time i will say it barshiba will not i repeat will not win the 230 ling i off to have a cuban cigar put my feet up watch the race count the winnings might even treat the mrs later

obeone 10 Feb 19:21
earlier than promised lay norwegian 8pm wolv wont b winning

obeone 10 Feb 19:59
thanx backers of norwegian thanx in advance this horse will not b winning i promise u

obeone 10 Feb 20:
layed of in running made ahealthy profit just lit another cuban

warwick hunt 10 Feb 20:06
must be good..never went above sp...

obeone 16 Feb 16:03
this next piece of info will b my biggest lay ever after what ive just been told will post at 415pm as promised hpoe u all layed the 1st one

obeone 16 Feb 16:21
ok here it is silkwood 505 wolver will not i repeat will not b winning lay to your max

obeone 16 Feb 17:12
made a great profit backed it in running at a much bigger price than i layed

obeone 09 Mar 18:59
ok as promised the bet tonite is to lay birm half time/full time it wont be happening..my contact close to the action tells me this is the lay of the year so get on and good luck will speak at half time.....
full time birmingham1-0 derby

obeone 09 Mar 21:43
greened out on correct score

obeone 10 Mar 14:52
5 MINS TO THE 1ST LAY OF THE DAY EKTIMAAL WILL NOT B WINNING THE 255 WOLVER YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

obeone 10 Mar 14:26
MY FOOTBALL SNOUT HAS JUST RANG ME AND TELLS ME TO LAY CRYSTAL PALACE FOR MY LIFE,YES HE HAD A SETBACK LAST NITE BUT WAS A SHADE UNLUCKY,THIS MAN MAKES A GOOD LIVING AT FOOTBALL AND KNOWS HIS GREENS,GOOD LUCK IF YOU TAKE THE ADVICE
Crystal Palace 2 Leicester 0


obeone 13 Mar 21:03
OK THERE ARE 2 HORSES TO LAY TOMORROW,NEWMILL 315PM CHELT,CORK ALL STAR 520PM CHELT,THESE HORSES WILL NOT BE WINNING.....

obeone 16 Mar 12:32
THE 1ST LAY IS CATIVO CAVALLINO 120PM LINGFIELD THIS HORSE WILL NOT WIN... THE 2ND LAY IS LOUNAOS 200 CHELT THIS HORSE WILL NOT WIN,THE 3RD LAY ISWHYSO MAYO 400 CHELT THIS HORSE WILL NOT WIN , THE 4TH HORSE THAT WILL NOT WIN IS SAINTSAIRE 44O PM CHELT....I HAVE A HORSE AT LINGFIELD TO BACK THAT WILL WIN WILL POST AT 215PM ,ALL THE BEST OBEONE.............................................

obeone 16 Mar 13:26
GREENED OUT IN RUNNING

obeone 16 Mar 16:58
MY TOP SNOUT,REPEAT TOP SNOUT HAS TOLD ME TO LAY A HORSE IN THE 54O LING ,HE HAS ONLY HAD 1 BET ALL YEAR TODAY IS BET NUMBER 2 THIS WILL NOT WIN WILL POST AT 530 PM

obeone 13 Jan 12:19
my mole inside the mersey outfit tells me confidence is low lay liverpool

low confidence after two cup defeats? how did he get this precious info?
watford 0-3 liverpool

obeone 20 Jan 18:05
i have just recieved very late interesting news on a game in spain tonite if more than 10 formites respond i will post in next ten mins once i have had my full quota

obeone 20 Jan 18:11
guys this is not a ramp very genuine news will post back in ten mins

obeone 20 Jan 18:27
ok lay atl madrid tonite will speak to all the beleavers after the game

atl madrid 1-0

obeone 02 Feb 16:14
ok as promised lay metternich 455 wolv wont b winning today

Mr Mensa 02 Feb 16:58
another clown bites the dust

obeone 02 Feb 17:04
the info was right how bad were those other horses did you see how green metternich woz was told will need run it ran all over the shop still quids in though same contact just rung me says lucius verrus will not win 525 wolv keep the faith

Brian 02 Feb 17:35
Hope you had a saver Obeone by buying the distances

obeone 03 Feb 19:11
ive got whiff of a gamble that will make the headlines on monday morning i will post here in 1v hour just going to have a cigar and a drop of cava

obeone 03 Feb 20:20
ok its the 240 font the horse in question is lavenoak lad from the p rodford yard regards obe

theredhand 04 Feb 14:50
bye bye Obe.

obeone 09 Feb 15:17
ok sorry about the wait just getting my quota lay milan deux mille 340 kemp wont b winning

obeone 09 Feb 15:48
layed of at bigger price in running made a few quid


obeone 09 Feb 15:55
ive got one in dubai that will not win 510 dubai quijano this will not b winning just wait this is my main info of the day

obeone 09 Feb 17:24
laid of in running again at a much bigger price info spot on horse won a short head

obeone 10 Feb 14:17
look guys this is the last time i will say it barshiba will not i repeat will not win the 230 ling i off to have a cuban cigar put my feet up watch the race count the winnings might even treat the mrs later

obeone 10 Feb 19:21
earlier than promised lay norwegian 8pm wolv wont b winning

obeone 10 Feb 19:59
thanx backers of norwegian thanx in advance this horse will not b winning i promise u

obeone 10 Feb 20:
layed of in running made ahealthy profit just lit another cuban

warwick hunt 10 Feb 20:06
must be good..never went above sp...

obeone 16 Feb 16:03
this next piece of info will b my biggest lay ever after what ive just been told will post at 415pm as promised hpoe u all layed the 1st one

obeone 16 Feb 16:21
ok here it is silkwood 505 wolver will not i repeat will not b winning lay to your max

obeone 16 Feb 17:12
made a great profit backed it in running at a much bigger price than i layed

obeone 09 Mar 18:59
ok as promised the bet tonite is to lay birm half time/full time it wont be happening..my contact close to the action tells me this is the lay of the year so get on and good luck will speak at half time.....
full time birmingham1-0 derby

obeone 09 Mar 21:43
greened out on correct score

obeone 10 Mar 14:52
5 MINS TO THE 1ST LAY OF THE DAY EKTIMAAL WILL NOT B WINNING THE 255 WOLVER YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

obeone 10 Mar 14:26
MY FOOTBALL SNOUT HAS JUST RANG ME AND TELLS ME TO LAY CRYSTAL PALACE FOR MY LIFE,YES HE HAD A SETBACK LAST NITE BUT WAS A SHADE UNLUCKY,THIS MAN MAKES A GOOD LIVING AT FOOTBALL AND KNOWS HIS GREENS,GOOD LUCK IF YOU TAKE THE ADVICE
Crystal Palace 2 Leicester 0


obeone 13 Mar 21:03
OK THERE ARE 2 HORSES TO LAY TOMORROW,NEWMILL 315PM CHELT,CORK ALL STAR 520PM CHELT,THESE HORSES WILL NOT BE WINNING.....

obeone 16 Mar 12:32
THE 1ST LAY IS CATIVO CAVALLINO 120PM LINGFIELD THIS HORSE WILL NOT WIN... THE 2ND LAY IS LOUNAOS 200 CHELT THIS HORSE WILL NOT WIN,THE 3RD LAY ISWHYSO MAYO 400 CHELT THIS HORSE WILL NOT WIN , THE 4TH HORSE THAT WILL NOT WIN IS SAINTSAIRE 44O PM CHELT....I HAVE A HORSE AT LINGFIELD TO BACK THAT WILL WIN WILL POST AT 215PM ,ALL THE BEST OBEONE.............................................

obeone 16 Mar 13:26
GREENED OUT IN RUNNING

obeone 16 Mar 16:58
MY TOP SNOUT,REPEAT TOP SNOUT HAS TOLD ME TO LAY A HORSE IN THE 54O LING ,HE HAS ONLY HAD 1 BET ALL YEAR TODAY IS BET NUMBER 2 THIS WILL NOT WIN WILL POST AT 530 PM

obeone 13 Jan 12:19
my mole inside the mersey outfit tells me confidence is low lay liverpool

low confidence after two cup defeats? how did he get this precious info?
watford 0-3 liverpool

obeone 20 Jan 18:05
i have just recieved very late interesting news on a game in spain tonite if more than 10 formites respond i will post in next ten mins once i have had my full quota

obeone 20 Jan 18:11
guys this is not a ramp very genuine news will post back in ten mins

obeone 20 Jan 18:27
ok lay atl madrid tonite will speak to all the beleavers after the game

atl madrid 1-0

obeone 02 Feb 16:14
ok as promised lay metternich 455 wolv wont b winning today

Mr Mensa 02 Feb 16:58
another clown bites the dust

obeone 02 Feb 17:04
the info was right how bad were those other horses did you see how green metternich woz was told will need run it ran all over the shop still quids in though same contact just rung me says lucius verrus will not win 525 wolv keep the faith

Brian 02 Feb 17:35
Hope you had a saver Obeone by buying the distances

obeone 03 Feb 19:11
ive got whiff of a gamble that will make the headlines on monday morning i will post here in 1v hour just going to have a cigar and a drop of cava

obeone 03 Feb 20:20
ok its the 240 font the horse in question is lavenoak lad from the p rodford yard regards obe

theredhand 04 Feb 14:50
bye bye Obe.

obeone 09 Feb 15:17
ok sorry about the wait just getting my quota lay milan deux mille 340 kemp wont b winning

obeone 09 Feb 15:48
layed of at bigger price in running made a few quid


obeone 09 Feb 15:55
ive got one in dubai that will not win 510 dubai quijano this will not b winning just wait this is my main info of the day

obeone 09 Feb 17:24
laid of in running again at a much bigger price info spot on horse won a short head

obeone 10 Feb 14:17
look guys this is the last time i will say it barshiba will not i repeat will not win the 230 ling i off to have a cuban cigar put my feet up watch the race count the winnings might even treat the mrs later

obeone 10 Feb 19:21
earlier than promised lay norwegian 8pm wolv wont b winning

obeone 10 Feb 19:59
thanx backers of norwegian thanx in advance this horse will not b winning i promise u

obeone 10 Feb 20:
layed of in running made ahealthy profit just lit another cuban

warwick hunt 10 Feb 20:06
must be good..never went above sp...

obeone 16 Feb 16:03
this next piece of info will b my biggest lay ever after what ive just been told will post at 415pm as promised hpoe u all layed the 1st one

obeone 16 Feb 16:21
ok here it is silkwood 505 wolver will not i repeat will not b winning lay to your max

obeone 16 Feb 17:12
made a great profit backed it in running at a much bigger price than i layed

obeone 09 Mar 18:59
ok as promised the bet tonite is to lay birm half time/full time it wont be happening..my contact close to the action tells me this is the lay of the year so get on and good luck will speak at half time.....
full time birmingham1-0 derby

obeone 09 Mar 21:43
greened out on correct score

obeone 10 Mar 14:52
5 MINS TO THE 1ST LAY OF THE DAY EKTIMAAL WILL NOT B WINNING THE 255 WOLVER YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

obeone 10 Mar 14:26
MY FOOTBALL SNOUT HAS JUST RANG ME AND TELLS ME TO LAY CRYSTAL PALACE FOR MY LIFE,YES HE HAD A SETBACK LAST NITE BUT WAS A SHADE UNLUCKY,THIS MAN MAKES A GOOD LIVING AT FOOTBALL AND KNOWS HIS GREENS,GOOD LUCK IF YOU TAKE THE ADVICE
Crystal Palace 2 Leicester 0


obeone 13 Mar 21:03
OK THERE ARE 2 HORSES TO LAY TOMORROW,NEWMILL 315PM CHELT,CORK ALL STAR 520PM CHELT,THESE HORSES WILL NOT BE WINNING.....

obeone 16 Mar 12:32
THE 1ST LAY IS CATIVO CAVALLINO 120PM LINGFIELD THIS HORSE WILL NOT WIN... THE 2ND LAY IS LOUNAOS 200 CHELT THIS HORSE WILL NOT WIN,THE 3RD LAY ISWHYSO MAYO 400 CHELT THIS HORSE WILL NOT WIN , THE 4TH HORSE THAT WILL NOT WIN IS SAINTSAIRE 44O PM CHELT....I HAVE A HORSE AT LINGFIELD TO BACK THAT WILL WIN WILL POST AT 215PM ,ALL THE BEST OBEONE.............................................

obeone 16 Mar 13:26
GREENED OUT IN RUNNING

obeone 16 Mar 16:58
MY TOP SNOUT,REPEAT TOP SNOUT HAS TOLD ME TO LAY A HORSE IN THE 54O LING ,HE HAS ONLY HAD 1 BET ALL YEAR TODAY IS BET NUMBER 2 THIS WILL NOT WIN WILL POST AT 530 PM




Silky 17 Mar 14:50


get in obe,keep it up son.




quorx 17 Mar 14:50


obeone 13 Jan 12:19
my mole inside the mersey outfit tells me confidence is low lay liverpool

low confidence after two cup defeats? how did he get this precious info?
watford 0-3 liverpool

obeone 20 Jan 18:05
i have just recieved very late interesting news on a game in spain tonite if more than 10 formites respond i will post in next ten mins once i have had my full quota

obeone 20 Jan 18:11
guys this is not a ramp very genuine news will post back in ten mins

obeone 20 Jan 18:27
ok lay atl madrid tonite will speak to all the beleavers after the game

atl madrid 1-0

obeone 02 Feb 16:14
ok as promised lay metternich 455 wolv wont b winning today

Mr Mensa 02 Feb 16:58
another clown bites the dust

obeone 02 Feb 17:04
the info was right how bad were those other horses did you see how green metternich woz was told will need run it ran all over the shop still quids in though same contact just rung me says lucius verrus will not win 525 wolv keep the faith

Brian 02 Feb 17:35
Hope you had a saver Obeone by buying the distances

obeone 03 Feb 19:11
ive got whiff of a gamble that will make the headlines on monday morning i will post here in 1v hour just going to have a cigar and a drop of cava

obeone 03 Feb 20:20
ok its the 240 font the horse in question is lavenoak lad from the p rodford yard regards obe

theredhand 04 Feb 14:50
bye bye Obe.

obeone 09 Feb 15:17
ok sorry about the wait just getting my quota lay milan deux mille 340 kemp wont b winning

obeone 09 Feb 15:48
layed of at bigger price in running made a few quid


obeone 09 Feb 15:55
ive got one in dubai that will not win 510 dubai quijano this will not b winning just wait this is my main info of the day

obeone 09 Feb 17:24
laid of in running again at a much bigger price info spot on horse won a short head

obeone 10 Feb 14:17
look guys this is the last time i will say it barshiba will not i repeat will not win the 230 ling i off to have a cuban cigar put my feet up watch the race count the winnings might even treat the mrs later

obeone 10 Feb 19:21
earlier than promised lay norwegian 8pm wolv wont b winning

obeone 10 Feb 19:59
thanx backers of norwegian thanx in advance this horse will not b winning i promise u

obeone 10 Feb 20:
layed of in running made ahealthy profit just lit another cuban

warwick hunt 10 Feb 20:06
must be good..never went above sp...

obeone 16 Feb 16:03
this next piece of info will b my biggest lay ever after what ive just been told will post at 415pm as promised hpoe u all layed the 1st one

obeone 16 Feb 16:21
ok here it is silkwood 505 wolver will not i repeat will not b winning lay to your max

obeone 16 Feb 17:12
made a great profit backed it in running at a much bigger price than i layed

obeone 09 Mar 18:59
ok as promised the bet tonite is to lay birm half time/full time it wont be happening..my contact close to the action tells me this is the lay of the year so get on and good luck will speak at half time.....
full time birmingham1-0 derby

obeone 09 Mar 21:43
greened out on correct score

obeone 10 Mar 14:52
5 MINS TO THE 1ST LAY OF THE DAY EKTIMAAL WILL NOT B WINNING THE 255 WOLVER YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

obeone 10 Mar 14:26
MY FOOTBALL SNOUT HAS JUST RANG ME AND TELLS ME TO LAY CRYSTAL PALACE FOR MY LIFE,YES HE HAD A SETBACK LAST NITE BUT WAS A SHADE UNLUCKY,THIS MAN MAKES A GOOD LIVING AT FOOTBALL AND KNOWS HIS GREENS,GOOD LUCK IF YOU TAKE THE ADVICE
Crystal Palace 2 Leicester 0


obeone 13 Mar 21:03
OK THERE ARE 2 HORSES TO LAY TOMORROW,NEWMILL 315PM CHELT,CORK ALL STAR 520PM CHELT,THESE HORSES WILL NOT BE WINNING.....

obeone 16 Mar 12:32
THE 1ST LAY IS CATIVO CAVALLINO 120PM LINGFIELD THIS HORSE WILL NOT WIN... THE 2ND LAY IS LOUNAOS 200 CHELT THIS HORSE WILL NOT WIN,THE 3RD LAY ISWHYSO MAYO 400 CHELT THIS HORSE WILL NOT WIN , THE 4TH HORSE THAT WILL NOT WIN IS SAINTSAIRE 44O PM CHELT....I HAVE A HORSE AT LINGFIELD TO BACK THAT WILL WIN WILL POST AT 215PM ,ALL THE BEST OBEONE.............................................

obeone 16 Mar 13:26
GREENED OUT IN RUNNING

obeone 16 Mar 16:58
MY TOP SNOUT,REPEAT TOP SNOUT HAS TOLD ME TO LAY A HORSE IN THE 54O LING ,HE HAS ONLY HAD 1 BET ALL YEAR TODAY IS BET NUMBER 2 THIS WILL NOT WIN WILL POST AT 530 PM

obeone 13 Jan 12:19
my mole inside the mersey outfit tells me confidence is low lay liverpool

low confidence after two cup defeats? how did he get this precious info?
watford 0-3 liverpool

obeone 20 Jan 18:05
i have just recieved very late interesting news on a game in spain tonite if more than 10 formites respond i will post in next ten mins once i have had my full quota

obeone 20 Jan 18:11
guys this is not a ramp very genuine news will post back in ten mins

obeone 20 Jan 18:27
ok lay atl madrid tonite will speak to all the beleavers after the game

atl madrid 1-0

obeone 02 Feb 16:14
ok as promised lay metternich 455 wolv wont b winning today

Mr Mensa 02 Feb 16:58
another clown bites the dust

obeone 02 Feb 17:04
the info was right how bad were those other horses did you see how green metternich woz was told will need run it ran all over the shop still quids in though same contact just rung me says lucius verrus will not win 525 wolv keep the faith

Brian 02 Feb 17:35
Hope you had a saver Obeone by buying the distances

obeone 03 Feb 19:11
ive got whiff of a gamble that will make the headlines on monday morning i will post here in 1v hour just going to have a cigar and a drop of cava

obeone 03 Feb 20:20
ok its the 240 font the horse in question is lavenoak lad from the p rodford yard regards obe

theredhand 04 Feb 14:50
bye bye Obe.

obeone 09 Feb 15:17
ok sorry about the wait just getting my quota lay milan deux mille 340 kemp wont b winning

obeone 09 Feb 15:48
layed of at bigger price in running made a few quid


obeone 09 Feb 15:55
ive got one in dubai that will not win 510 dubai quijano this will not b winning just wait this is my main info of the day

obeone 09 Feb 17:24
laid of in running again at a much bigger price info spot on horse won a short head

obeone 10 Feb 14:17
look guys this is the last time i will say it barshiba will not i repeat will not win the 230 ling i off to have a cuban cigar put my feet up watch the race count the winnings might even treat the mrs later

obeone 10 Feb 19:21
earlier than promised lay norwegian 8pm wolv wont b winning

obeone 10 Feb 19:59
thanx backers of norwegian thanx in advance this horse will not b winning i promise u

obeone 10 Feb 20:
layed of in running made ahealthy profit just lit another cuban

warwick hunt 10 Feb 20:06
must be good..never went above sp...

obeone 16 Feb 16:03
this next piece of info will b my biggest lay ever after what ive just been told will post at 415pm as promised hpoe u all layed the 1st one

obeone 16 Feb 16:21
ok here it is silkwood 505 wolver will not i repeat will not b winning lay to your max

obeone 16 Feb 17:12
made a great profit backed it in running at a much bigger price than i layed

obeone 09 Mar 18:59
ok as promised the bet tonite is to lay birm half time/full time it wont be happening..my contact close to the action tells me this is the lay of the year so get on and good luck will speak at half time.....
full time birmingham1-0 derby

obeone 09 Mar 21:43
greened out on correct score

obeone 10 Mar 14:52
5 MINS TO THE 1ST LAY OF THE DAY EKTIMAAL WILL NOT B WINNING THE 255 WOLVER YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

obeone 10 Mar 14:26
MY FOOTBALL SNOUT HAS JUST RANG ME AND TELLS ME TO LAY CRYSTAL PALACE FOR MY LIFE,YES HE HAD A SETBACK LAST NITE BUT WAS A SHADE UNLUCKY,THIS MAN MAKES A GOOD LIVING AT FOOTBALL AND KNOWS HIS GREENS,GOOD LUCK IF YOU TAKE THE ADVICE
Crystal Palace 2 Leicester 0


obeone 13 Mar 21:03
OK THERE ARE 2 HORSES TO LAY TOMORROW,NEWMILL 315PM CHELT,CORK ALL STAR 520PM CHELT,THESE HORSES WILL NOT BE WINNING.....

obeone 16 Mar 12:32
THE 1ST LAY IS CATIVO CAVALLINO 120PM LINGFIELD THIS HORSE WILL NOT WIN... THE 2ND LAY IS LOUNAOS 200 CHELT THIS HORSE WILL NOT WIN,THE 3RD LAY ISWHYSO MAYO 400 CHELT THIS HORSE WILL NOT WIN , THE 4TH HORSE THAT WILL NOT WIN IS SAINTSAIRE 44O PM CHELT....I HAVE A HORSE AT LINGFIELD TO BACK THAT WILL WIN WILL POST AT 215PM ,ALL THE BEST OBEONE.............................................

obeone 16 Mar 13:26
GREENED OUT IN RUNNING

obeone 16 Mar 16:58
MY TOP SNOUT,REPEAT TOP SNOUT HAS TOLD ME TO LAY A HORSE IN THE 54O LING ,HE HAS ONLY HAD 1 BET ALL YEAR TODAY IS BET NUMBER 2 THIS WILL NOT WIN WILL POST AT 530 PM

obeone 13 Jan 12:19
my mole inside the mersey outfit tells me confidence is low lay liverpool

low confidence after two cup defeats? how did he get this precious info?
watford 0-3 liverpool

obeone 20 Jan 18:05
i have just recieved very late interesting news on a game in spain tonite if more than 10 formites respond i will post in next ten mins once i have had my full quota

obeone 20 Jan 18:11
guys this is not a ramp very genuine news will post back in ten mins

obeone 20 Jan 18:27
ok lay atl madrid tonite will speak to all the beleavers after the game

atl madrid 1-0

obeone 02 Feb 16:14
ok as promised lay metternich 455 wolv wont b winning today

Mr Mensa 02 Feb 16:58
another clown bites the dust

obeone 02 Feb 17:04
the info was right how bad were those other horses did you see how green metternich woz was told will need run it ran all over the shop still quids in though same contact just rung me says lucius verrus will not win 525 wolv keep the faith

Brian 02 Feb 17:35
Hope you had a saver Obeone by buying the distances

obeone 03 Feb 19:11
ive got whiff of a gamble that will make the headlines on monday morning i will post here in 1v hour just going to have a cigar and a drop of cava

obeone 03 Feb 20:20
ok its the 240 font the horse in question is lavenoak lad from the p rodford yard regards obe

theredhand 04 Feb 14:50
bye bye Obe.

obeone 09 Feb 15:17
ok sorry about the wait just getting my quota lay milan deux mille 340 kemp wont b winning

obeone 09 Feb 15:48
layed of at bigger price in running made a few quid


obeone 09 Feb 15:55
ive got one in dubai that will not win 510 dubai quijano this will not b winning just wait this is my main info of the day

obeone 09 Feb 17:24
laid of in running again at a much bigger price info spot on horse won a short head

obeone 10 Feb 14:17
look guys this is the last time i will say it barshiba will not i repeat will not win the 230 ling i off to have a cuban cigar put my feet up watch the race count the winnings might even treat the mrs later

obeone 10 Feb 19:21
earlier than promised lay norwegian 8pm wolv wont b winning

obeone 10 Feb 19:59
thanx backers of norwegian thanx in advance this horse will not b winning i promise u

obeone 10 Feb 20:
layed of in running made ahealthy profit just lit another cuban

warwick hunt 10 Feb 20:06
must be good..never went above sp...

obeone 16 Feb 16:03
this next piece of info will b my biggest lay ever after what ive just been told will post at 415pm as promised hpoe u all layed the 1st one

obeone 16 Feb 16:21
ok here it is silkwood 505 wolver will not i repeat will not b winning lay to your max

obeone 16 Feb 17:12
made a great profit backed it in running at a much bigger price than i layed

obeone 09 Mar 18:59
ok as promised the bet tonite is to lay birm half time/full time it wont be happening..my contact close to the action tells me this is the lay of the year so get on and good luck will speak at half time.....
full time birmingham1-0 derby

obeone 09 Mar 21:43
greened out on correct score

obeone 10 Mar 14:52
5 MINS TO THE 1ST LAY OF THE DAY EKTIMAAL WILL NOT B WINNING THE 255 WOLVER YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

obeone 10 Mar 14:26
MY FOOTBALL SNOUT HAS JUST RANG ME AND TELLS ME TO LAY CRYSTAL PALACE FOR MY LIFE,YES HE HAD A SETBACK LAST NITE BUT WAS A SHADE UNLUCKY,THIS MAN MAKES A GOOD LIVING AT FOOTBALL AND KNOWS HIS GREENS,GOOD LUCK IF YOU TAKE THE ADVICE
Crystal Palace 2 Leicester 0


obeone 13 Mar 21:03
OK THERE ARE 2 HORSES TO LAY TOMORROW,NEWMILL 315PM CHELT,CORK ALL STAR 520PM CHELT,THESE HORSES WILL NOT BE WINNING.....

obeone 16 Mar 12:32
THE 1ST LAY IS CATIVO CAVALLINO 120PM LINGFIELD THIS HORSE WILL NOT WIN... THE 2ND LAY IS LOUNAOS 200 CHELT THIS HORSE WILL NOT WIN,THE 3RD LAY ISWHYSO MAYO 400 CHELT THIS HORSE WILL NOT WIN , THE 4TH HORSE THAT WILL NOT WIN IS SAINTSAIRE 44O PM CHELT....I HAVE A HORSE AT LINGFIELD TO BACK THAT WILL WIN WILL POST AT 215PM ,ALL THE BEST OBEONE.............................................

obeone 16 Mar 13:26
GREENED OUT IN RUNNING

obeone 16 Mar 16:58
MY TOP SNOUT,REPEAT TOP SNOUT HAS TOLD ME TO LAY A HORSE IN THE 54O LING ,HE HAS ONLY HAD 1 BET ALL YEAR TODAY IS BET NUMBER 2 THIS WILL NOT WIN WILL POST AT 530 PM

obeone 13 Jan 12:19
my mole inside the mersey outfit tells me confidence is low lay liverpool

low confidence after two cup defeats? how did he get this precious info?
watford 0-3 liverpool

obeone 20 Jan 18:05
i have just recieved very late interesting news on a game in spain tonite if more than 10 formites respond i will post in next ten mins once i have had my full quota

obeone 20 Jan 18:11
guys this is not a ramp very genuine news will post back in ten mins

obeone 20 Jan 18:27
ok lay atl madrid tonite will speak to all the beleavers after the game

atl madrid 1-0

obeone 02 Feb 16:14
ok as promised lay metternich 455 wolv wont b winning today

Mr Mensa 02 Feb 16:58
another clown bites the dust

obeone 02 Feb 17:04
the info was right how bad were those other horses did you see how green metternich woz was told will need run it ran all over the shop still quids in though same contact just rung me says lucius verrus will not win 525 wolv keep the faith

Brian 02 Feb 17:35
Hope you had a saver Obeone by buying the distances

obeone 03 Feb 19:11
ive got whiff of a gamble that will make the headlines on monday morning i will post here in 1v hour just going to have a cigar and a drop of cava

obeone 03 Feb 20:20
ok its the 240 font the horse in question is lavenoak lad from the p rodford yard regards obe

theredhand 04 Feb 14:50
bye bye Obe.

obeone 09 Feb 15:17
ok sorry about the wait just getting my quota lay milan deux mille 340 kemp wont b winning

obeone 09 Feb 15:48
layed of at bigger price in running made a few quid


obeone 09 Feb 15:55
ive got one in dubai that will not win 510 dubai quijano this will not b winning just wait this is my main info of the day

obeone 09 Feb 17:24
laid of in running again at a much bigger price info spot on horse won a short head

obeone 10 Feb 14:17
look guys this is the last time i will say it barshiba will not i repeat will not win the 230 ling i off to have a cuban cigar put my feet up watch the race count the winnings might even treat the mrs later

obeone 10 Feb 19:21
earlier than promised lay norwegian 8pm wolv wont b winning

obeone 10 Feb 19:59
thanx backers of norwegian thanx in advance this horse will not b winning i promise u

obeone 10 Feb 20:
layed of in running made ahealthy profit just lit another cuban

warwick hunt 10 Feb 20:06
must be good..never went above sp...

obeone 16 Feb 16:03
this next piece of info will b my biggest lay ever after what ive just been told will post at 415pm as promised hpoe u all layed the 1st one

obeone 16 Feb 16:21
ok here it is silkwood 505 wolver will not i repeat will not b winning lay to your max

obeone 16 Feb 17:12
made a great profit backed it in running at a much bigger price than i layed

obeone 09 Mar 18:59
ok as promised the bet tonite is to lay birm half time/full time it wont be happening..my contact close to the action tells me this is the lay of the year so get on and good luck will speak at half time.....
full time birmingham1-0 derby

obeone 09 Mar 21:43
greened out on correct score

obeone 10 Mar 14:52
5 MINS TO THE 1ST LAY OF THE DAY EKTIMAAL WILL NOT B WINNING THE 255 WOLVER YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

obeone 10 Mar 14:26
MY FOOTBALL SNOUT HAS JUST RANG ME AND TELLS ME TO LAY CRYSTAL PALACE FOR MY LIFE,YES HE HAD A SETBACK LAST NITE BUT WAS A SHADE UNLUCKY,THIS MAN MAKES A GOOD LIVING AT FOOTBALL AND KNOWS HIS GREENS,GOOD LUCK IF YOU TAKE THE ADVICE
Crystal Palace 2 Leicester 0


obeone 13 Mar 21:03
OK THERE ARE 2 HORSES TO LAY TOMORROW,NEWMILL 315PM CHELT,CORK ALL STAR 520PM CHELT,THESE HORSES WILL NOT BE WINNING.....

obeone 16 Mar 12:32
THE 1ST LAY IS CATIVO CAVALLINO 120PM LINGFIELD THIS HORSE WILL NOT WIN... THE 2ND LAY IS LOUNAOS 200 CHELT THIS HORSE WILL NOT WIN,THE 3RD LAY ISWHYSO MAYO 400 CHELT THIS HORSE WILL NOT WIN , THE 4TH HORSE THAT WILL NOT WIN IS SAINTSAIRE 44O PM CHELT....I HAVE A HORSE AT LINGFIELD TO BACK THAT WILL WIN WILL POST AT 215PM ,ALL THE BEST OBEONE.............................................

obeone 16 Mar 13:26
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PR1CK - i got a funny you are telling porkies, i wonder what gives me that impression?????

Mart. Do you know this guy?