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on this morning
including doggy style with a rover
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might have to do a wolverhampton placepot tonight as its a racing forum
including doggy style with a rover
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might have to do a wolverhampton placepot tonight as its a racing forum
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brings another meaning to the word banger.
Pity him if he tackled the exhaust after a run out in the car.
Pity him if he tackled the exhaust after a run out in the car.
if he stuck them in reverse he wouldnt know if he was coming or going
Was he American. Went into the car showroom and said Audi your next!
He tried to Dodge a Bugatti as he thought it was too Porsche for him.
Missread the badge on the back of the car
It said FOCUS
It said FOCUS
He had a blonde then took her Ferrari up the wrong 'un, he nearly died of carbon peroxide poisoning
surely he burnt his b0llox on the exhaust pipe
The Guy must have been exhausted after shagging 400 cars.
sofiakenny 14 Oct 14 11:57
How on earth do you shag a car?
its on itv 1 now
How on earth do you shag a car?
its on itv 1 now
cars are unlikely to get pregnant as they have coils fitted
He said he is trying to get a replica James Bond car, he wants to Roger Moore
Big Boss 14 Oct 14 12:03
he loves the beetle
Herbie really would go bananas
he loves the beetle
Herbie really would go bananas
hes now going to remain faithfull to 1 vehicle as it has a monogony dashboard.
they asked him "Do you use protection ?"
"Castrol GTX Fast Lube" he replied
"Castrol GTX Fast Lube" he replied
in court the judge read out the charges and said " you had sex with 400 cars you pervy khoont ! how low can you get ! defendant replied ........ m.g midgets your honour !
Just after eating a fook off kebab reportedly
Garlic sauce everywhere
Garlic sauce everywhere
thoughtthe sk0da had have him an std as it had an itchy clutch
he tried to give a lamborghini veneno a service but his big end was away 
I heard it was 400 old bangers. Apparently a ginger with a Scouse accent!
If you manage to meet the right car remember to get your timing right
i wouldn't mind a go on one of those Renault Megane's
he liked to try anything even dressed up
guess he liked drag racing !
even dressed up guess he liked drag racing !
If you havn't seen it..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA7IrT-WPTg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA7IrT-WPTg
she might get fired up if you show some spark ! say i have a big end greg , any port will do !
I tried it on with a very nice ford capri once.....wasn't too bad for the first 50 yards.
greg ave got 2 real beauties for tomorrow already backed them
11. Lamborghini Aventador just like my 2 sel greg as mc hammer would say can't touch this ! 
The Lamborghini Aventador will clear 60 miles per hour in just 2.9 seconds and make its way on to a 220 miler per hour top speed, thanks to its 700 or so horsepower V12. It shares tenth place on the list with the Ascari A10 and the Aston Martin One-77, both of which will hit the 220 mark before coming back down.
Read more: http://wallstcheatsheet.com/stocks/10-fastest-road-legal-cars-in-the-world.h...
The Lamborghini Aventador will clear 60 miles per hour in just 2.9 seconds and make its way on to a 220 miler per hour top speed, thanks to its 700 or so horsepower V12. It shares tenth place on the list with the Ascari A10 and the Aston Martin One-77, both of which will hit the 220 mark before coming back down.
Read more: http://wallstcheatsheet.com/stocks/10-fastest-road-legal-cars-in-the-world.h...
And you thought that was seagull sh!te on your windscreen.
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