Forums
Welcome to Live View – Take the tour to learn more
Start Tour
There is currently 1 person viewing this thread.
Greg_Gory
14 Oct 14 11:21
Joined:
Date Joined: 01 Apr 04
| Topic/replies: 23,439 | Blogger: Greg_Gory's blog
on this morning

including doggy style with a rover LaughLaugh

--------------------------------------------------------------


might have to do a wolverhampton placepot tonight as its a racing forum Grin
Pause Switch to Standard View Man had sex with over 400 cars
Show More
Loading...
Report halcyon days October 14, 2014 11:23 AM BST
Mini was his Love
Report Greg_Gory October 14, 2014 11:23 AM BST
surely he must be tyred after 400
Report Greg_Gory October 14, 2014 11:24 AM BST
mini Laugh
Report geoff m October 14, 2014 11:24 AM BST
brings another meaning to the word banger.
Pity him if he tackled the exhaust after a run out in the car.
Report geoff m October 14, 2014 11:25 AM BST
Tyred ? He was exhausted Greg!
Report Greg_Gory October 14, 2014 11:25 AM BST
if he stuck them in reverse he wouldnt know if he was coming or going Laugh
Report Breedingmad October 14, 2014 11:26 AM BST
As long as he didn't touch any Minors its legalLaugh
Report Greg_Gory October 14, 2014 11:26 AM BST
steer well clear of him geoff Wink
Report elise October 14, 2014 11:27 AM BST
was he prosecuted for doing a morris minor?
Report Greg_Gory October 14, 2014 11:27 AM BST
coming up after the brake Laugh
Report elise October 14, 2014 11:27 AM BST
christ how did i get beaten by that dipstick ffs
Report geoff m October 14, 2014 11:28 AM BST
Bet the Opel made his mouth water.
Report Greg_Gory October 14, 2014 11:29 AM BST
could be an early indicator elise Scared
Report geoff m October 14, 2014 11:29 AM BST
Was he American. Went into the car showroom and said Audi your next!
Report geoff m October 14, 2014 11:30 AM BST
He tried to Dodge a Bugatti as he thought it was too Porsche for him.
Report geoff m October 14, 2014 11:31 AM BST
Did he keep the light on in the Mazda?
Report Greg_Gory October 14, 2014 11:32 AM BST
700 ffs Laugh
Report Greg_Gory October 14, 2014 11:33 AM BST
over 700 to boot
Report Breedingmad October 14, 2014 11:34 AM BST
Its nothing new a lot of men use EscortsLaugh
Report Greg_Gory October 14, 2014 11:34 AM BST
There are currently 20 people viewing this thread.  Laugh
Report geoff m October 14, 2014 11:36 AM BST
It all started after he tried to court tina!
Report Greg_Gory October 14, 2014 11:36 AM BST
16 cant think of a car joke LaughLaugh
Report guernseyw October 14, 2014 11:37 AM BST
did he end up with the PRINCESS Silly
Report geoff m October 14, 2014 11:38 AM BST
Missread the badge on the back of the car
It said  FOCUS
Report Breedingmad October 14, 2014 11:39 AM BST
Thats why Fiesta's are on the top shelfLaugh
Report guernseyw October 14, 2014 11:42 AM BST
mis-understood the meaning of park n ride
Report Big Boss October 14, 2014 11:42 AM BST
He had a blonde then took her Ferrari up the wrong 'un, he nearly died of carbon peroxide poisoning
Report Send.in.the.clowns October 14, 2014 11:46 AM BST
surely he burnt his b0llox on the exhaust pipe
Report Big Boss October 14, 2014 11:49 AM BST
Him and a mate went DP on a AUDI TT Twin Exhaust
Report Breedingmad October 14, 2014 11:52 AM BST
The Guy must have been exhausted after shagging 400 cars.
Report guernseyw October 14, 2014 11:53 AM BST
yeah poor blokes on the scrap heap now
Report Greg_Gory October 14, 2014 11:56 AM BST
wonder if he ever humped a beetle  Laugh
Report sofiakenny October 14, 2014 11:57 AM BST
How on earth do you shag a car?Plain
Report elise October 14, 2014 11:57 AM BST
used a choke to heighten the experience
Report s.kenbo October 14, 2014 11:58 AM BST
I've sh@gged a few bikes!
Report Greg_Gory October 14, 2014 11:58 AM BST
sofiakenny 14 Oct 14 11:57 
How on earth do you shag a car? Plain



its on itv 1 now Shocked
Report Greg_Gory October 14, 2014 12:00 PM BST
even gok w@nk is Laugh
Report elise October 14, 2014 12:00 PM BST
cars are unlikely to get pregnant as they have coils fitted
Report Big Boss October 14, 2014 12:01 PM BST
He said he is trying to get a replica James Bond car, he wants to Roger Moore
Report Greg_Gory October 14, 2014 12:01 PM BST
he loves the beetle Laugh
Report elise October 14, 2014 12:01 PM BST
did he wiper down when he'd finished?
Report Big Boss October 14, 2014 12:03 PM BST
he loves the beetle Laugh

Herbie really would go bananas Laugh
Report Greg_Gory October 14, 2014 12:03 PM BST
ffs i'm missing the footy Laugh
Report Greg_Gory October 14, 2014 12:04 PM BST
Big Boss 14 Oct 14 12:03 
he loves the beetle Laugh

Herbie really would go bananas Laugh


LaughLaugh
Report Greg_Gory October 14, 2014 12:05 PM BST
69 vw aswell Laugh
Report Big Boss October 14, 2014 12:05 PM BST
Herpes goes Bananas Laugh
Report Breedingmad October 14, 2014 12:06 PM BST
Chitty Chitty  gang bangExcited
Report s.kenbo October 14, 2014 12:07 PM BST
He needs to try a Skoda Fellatio.
Report Big Boss October 14, 2014 12:08 PM BST
He is always on the lookout for a Kwik Fit
Report geoff m October 14, 2014 12:10 PM BST
hes now going to remain faithfull to 1 vehicle as it has a monogony dashboard.
Report geoff m October 14, 2014 12:11 PM BST
Wonder which one was his greatest Triumph?
Report guernseyw October 14, 2014 12:12 PM BST
they didn't call him RELIANT ROBIN for nothing
Report saddo October 14, 2014 12:16 PM BST
Mart tex an sayed he's done over 3000.
Report s.kenbo October 14, 2014 12:19 PM BST
But one let him down.
Report Big Boss October 14, 2014 12:21 PM BST
they asked him "Do you use protection ?"

"Castrol GTX Fast Lube" he replied Laugh
Report bbc2 October 14, 2014 12:22 PM BST
top gear are always doing it
Report FOYLESWAR October 14, 2014 12:39 PM BST
in court the judge read out the charges and said " you had sex with 400 cars you pervy khoont ! how low can you get ! defendant replied ........ m.g midgets your honour !
Report Oldgit1 October 14, 2014 12:46 PM BST
He must have been exhausted
Report Breedingmad October 14, 2014 12:48 PM BST
Already done that oneLaugh
Report bbc2 October 14, 2014 1:02 PM BST
sent to jail for a year and 12points on his license
Report Fashion Fever October 14, 2014 1:13 PM BST
he must have speeded through them !
Report FOYLESWAR October 14, 2014 1:42 PM BST
phwoar! look at the headlamps on that !
Report Greg_Gory October 14, 2014 2:05 PM BST
I reckon his Big Ends gone Laugh
Report FOYLESWAR October 14, 2014 2:07 PM BST
the dipstick!
Report never give up October 14, 2014 2:11 PM BST
always wondered why zipper was EXHAUSTED
Report rcing October 14, 2014 2:15 PM BST
don't know how anyone could be a FAN of that
Report mecca October 14, 2014 2:19 PM BST
He sounds like a bit of a Lad a
Report bannahan October 14, 2014 3:05 PM BST
Just after eating a fook off kebab reportedly Shocked


Garlic sauce everywhere
Report Breedingmad October 14, 2014 3:07 PM BST
I think the exhausted jokes are now exhausted
Report ccmac1975 October 14, 2014 3:19 PM BST
thoughtthe sk0da had have him an std as it had an itchy clutch
Report little owl October 14, 2014 3:52 PM BST
has he tried the Lotus climax the grand prix car
Report mecca October 14, 2014 4:32 PM BST
Apparently, he gave them a right good servicing
Report stridingedge October 14, 2014 4:36 PM BST
carsonova Cry
Report barstool October 14, 2014 5:10 PM BST
I'm hoping it's just bird sh1t on my roof.
Report bigmart October 14, 2014 5:52 PM BST
he tried to give a lamborghini veneno a service but his big end was away Surprised
Report s.kenbo October 14, 2014 6:16 PM BST
He must've been piston broke.
Report Greg_Gory October 14, 2014 6:17 PM BST
Give the man a Brake ffs
Report s.kenbo October 14, 2014 6:19 PM BST
It was a Goodyear for him.
Report FOYLESWAR October 14, 2014 6:20 PM BST
was choked he got caught !
Report JRAS October 14, 2014 6:20 PM BST
I heard it was 400 old bangers. Apparently a ginger with a Scouse accent!
Report Breedingmad October 14, 2014 6:23 PM BST
If you manage to meet the right car remember to get your timing rightExcited
Report FOYLESWAR October 14, 2014 6:25 PM BST
400 cars that's quite a fiat !....... sorry feat !
Report s.kenbo October 14, 2014 6:25 PM BST
I wonder if he's ever blew a seal?
Report Greg_Gory October 14, 2014 6:51 PM BST
I wonder if he wears stockings and suspensions  Laugh
Report never give up October 14, 2014 7:02 PM BST
how many of them were old bangers
Report doantwin2easy October 14, 2014 7:07 PM BST
i wouldn't mind a go on one of those Renault Megane's
Report bigmart October 14, 2014 7:22 PM BST
he liked to try anything Surprised even dressed upWhoops guess he liked drag racing !
Report Breedingmad October 14, 2014 7:23 PM BST
Have you ever tried pulling a Car?Laugh
Report Greg_Gory October 14, 2014 7:25 PM BST
I might try to Tappet Cry
Report Breedingmad October 14, 2014 7:28 PM BST
If you havn't seen it..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA7IrT-WPTg
Report bigmart October 14, 2014 7:29 PM BST
she might get fired up if you show some spark ! say i have a big end greg , any port will do !Laugh
Report J.R.Hartley October 14, 2014 7:33 PM BST
I tried it on with a very nice ford capri once.....wasn't too bad for the first 50 yards.
Report Greg_Gory October 14, 2014 7:48 PM BST
too much info mart Shocked
Report Greg_Gory October 14, 2014 7:49 PM BST
Laugh
Report bigmart October 14, 2014 9:50 PM BST
greg ave got 2 real beauties for tomorrow already backed them Excited
Report Greg_Gory October 15, 2014 12:59 AM BST
tell me tell me Grin
Report Greg_Gory October 15, 2014 1:00 AM BST
are they car related Tongue Out
Report bigmart October 15, 2014 6:36 AM BST
11. Lamborghini Aventador just like my 2 sel greg as mc hammer would say can't touch this ! Cool

The Lamborghini Aventador will clear 60 miles per hour in just 2.9 seconds and make its way on to a 220 miler per hour top speed, thanks to its 700 or so horsepower V12. It shares tenth place on the list with the Ascari A10 and the Aston Martin One-77, both of which will hit the 220 mark before coming back down.



Read more: http://wallstcheatsheet.com/stocks/10-fastest-road-legal-cars-in-the-world.h...
Report metro john October 15, 2014 7:26 AM BST
Could not afford the Oil?
Report flushgordon1 October 15, 2014 10:03 AM BST
And you thought that was seagull sh!te on your windscreen.
Post Your Reply
<CTRL+Enter> to submit
Please login to post a reply.

Wonder

Instance ID: 13539
www.betfair.com