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dont get a horn on when it starts ffs
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Mini was his
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surely he must be tyred after 400
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brings another meaning to the word banger.
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Tyred ? He was exhausted Greg!
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if he stuck them in reverse he wouldnt know if he was coming or going
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As long as he didn't touch any Minors its legal
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steer well clear of him geoff
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was he prosecuted for doing a morris minor?
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coming up after the brake
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christ how did i get beaten by that dipstick ffs
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Bet the Opel made his mouth water.
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could be an early indicator elise
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Was he American. Went into the car showroom and said Audi your next!
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He tried to Dodge a Bugatti as he thought it was too Porsche for him.
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Did he keep the light on in the Mazda?
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700 ffs
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over 700 to boot
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Its nothing new a lot of men use Escorts
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It all started after he tried to court tina!
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16 cant think of a car joke
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did he end up with the PRINCESS
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Missread the badge on the back of the car
It said FOCUS |
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Thats why Fiesta's are on the top shelf
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mis-understood the meaning of park n ride
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He had a blonde then took her Ferrari up the wrong 'un, he nearly died of carbon peroxide poisoning
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surely he burnt his b0llox on the exhaust pipe
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Him and a mate went DP on a AUDI TT Twin Exhaust
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The Guy must have been exhausted after shagging 400 cars.
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yeah poor blokes on the scrap heap now
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wonder if he ever humped a beetle
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How on earth do you shag a car?
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used a choke to heighten the experience
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I've sh@gged a few bikes!
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sofiakenny 14 Oct 14 11:57
How on earth do you shag a car? ![]() its on itv 1 now ![]() |
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even gok w@nk is
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cars are unlikely to get pregnant as they have coils fitted
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