Caption Competition: Win your seat to Las Vegas

Wolf Harris fooling no-one with new disguise!!

"Dear sir, I would like to apply for the position of C4 racing presenter."

wheres the suspend button

controversy ensues when voyeur only finds betfair as best result when the word shiht..zu is searched for!

Following the death of Paul the Octopus,Mick,the psychic mongrel from Battersea, has entered the 2014 World Cup tipping challenge

Betfair announce identity of new breed of gambler they promised 13 years ago!

I'm happy to turn the webcam on for you, but every time i take a paw off the table, I fall off my chair.

Wish i could paws some of these 5f sprints to make my mind up when betting in running.

MY LITTER BROTHER DIDNT THINK I DID THIS WHEN I TOLD HIM I STARE AT THE LOCAL ****!

P U SSY

Hound Dog Special Las Vegas Wedding Package...booked.

nice puppies but not what i was searching for

Who says i know the breeding of the Derby winner?

Lied to AGAIN! He said they were all dogs on this dating site.

DAMN IT ! Accessed the Betfair Forum by mistake, I was looking for CHUM, not CHUMPS !

pickles comes out of retirement to find rio on a map for roy hodgson

"Thank goodness I was bred in Poland, I would never have got this job !"

morning after beer googles off, john gets a look at lasts nights conquest

All the dogs in Newmarket are barking about this one and told me its a full bank job!

what do you mean fat paws?! In running is harder than it looks.

That vet doesn't know what he's talking about, i've not got distemper
i've got Carpal Paw Syndrome.

"I thought I had Google imaged the filthiest dog on the internet, just who is this "Jodie Marsh" creature

Old Paddy the sheep farmer had passed away, leaving poor old 'Shep' behind.

"That's the whole chicken and Paxo ordered from Tesco online, just need to fathom out how to turn the oven on"

My cousin Trap 6 in 8.50 at Romford has given me the nod and a wag of the tail.

%£%*OJkugysweisu8w\;jiyIiUET%* 'this whole typing thing just isn't working with paws'

After an hour of staring at herself in the monitor, Mimi finally accepts that none of the available keys turn the thing on.

Not K9 again, think I'll stick to the poop scoop 6!

Pudsey, the 2012 Britains Got Talent winner, says that he no longer needs his partner, Ashleigh, as he is intelligent enough to go solo.

"I don't believe it, she's only gone and put me on gumtree"

Be careful when ordering your next computer,you want megabytes not mega bites

I'm the top dog on Betfur!

After a desperate day on the horses, laying the 1.01 Dalmations is Fido's only way out.

I asked for an iPad Air.  Man's best friend my arse!

"How the heck do I find my father's date of birth"?

Big nev shows of his latest star call centre employee.

after a night on the lash, bus's latest victim woke to email her friends of the amazing night she had just had...

son of a bitch they dont take barklay card.

Took me to the vet to get wormed came back neutered ,lets see how he likes having his details on battyboys.com.

using his computer is bad enough but wait until he finds i've sh^t on the chair

I really fancy the bitch in trap 1

Dear Jim please can you fix it for me to appear on Top of the Pups !

Harry Redknapp's dog Rosie checks out her Swiss Bank Account balance online.

Some very funny entries here they will struggle for a winner.

Concerns raised about the Gambling Commission's 'desktop' inspection reviews

Oh buggrrrrr! I´ll never get used to this new BF site...Where do I find ´my bets´????

Now in a comfortable retirement, Harchibald settles down one afternoon to watch a re-run of the 2005 champion hurdle and dream of what might have been.

After a year of building up status points, Rufus is stunned by the lack of doggy treats in the VIP store.

"No luck in Waterloo Station. Where the he'll is that racing gravy train I've been told about"

ffs, moneytree has posted a FREE MONEY bet on me to win One Man And His Dog

Just like the BHA I'm all bark and no bite

"Betting is like me chasing my tail. It's difficult to make ends meet".

WHERES THAT PROGRAMME AGAIN  WHERE I SAW THE DOGS RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES CHASING A TOY HAIR

HARE ^^^^^^^

HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO GET TO UNIVERSITY WITH THIS OLD COMPUTER

I REMEMBER THE DAYS WHEN YOU WAS LUCKY TO GET ABONE FOR CHRISTMAS NEVER MIND A COMPUTER

DO WAH , try sticking to the caption competition , and not the random thoughts/memories that pop into your head

THEY WERE RIGHT ON THE HORSE FORUM HEXAM IS OFF

IM PACKING THIS I T JOB IN MY MAM WAS RIGHT

JUST AS I THOUGHT THAT CHEAP HOLIDAY IN TENERIFE HAS GONE

WELL I NEVER KNEW THAT NODDY WAS BORN IN 1949

IVE GOT THREE WATCHERS ON E BAY FOR MY OLD KENNEL

Some days your the dog, others your the water hydrant

IVE NOTICED THERES ALWAYS SOMEONE ON THEM FORUMS GOT SOMETHING TO MOAN ABOUT

I BET THE MEDICATION BILL FOR THEM  RACING FORUM MEMBERS COSTS THE NATIONAL HEALTH MILLIONS

I've checked the form, the jockey, the trainer and the best odds on Betfair. Just need to check the Pedigree, Chum.

I DONT BELIEVE IT .THEVE  GOT AN  HOW MANY BOOKIES PENS CAN YOU SHOVE IN YOUR ORIFICES THREAD ON THE RACING FORUM

Is he googling zips? In order to find out how to get out of a novelty fancy dress outfit.

Let's get the MMM's 'Butch'ering one of their own threads shall we?.......

....Just as I thought, ever since Voler La Vedette I enter V-L-V and those Scammers BetFur have the page redirect to P-A-V-L-O-V, well this Search-and-Rescue-Trained Operation have you banged to rights,'Pal'.

I've spent all day searching for a U2 CD...
...but I still haven't found what I'm looking for.

Judging by these results trying to make money on the flat these days is very ruff

Fenton!!

never mind going on at internet site  what about a date with real man. 

with A real man

Sometimes it pays to follow the sheep!

We have had some terrific replies! You've had the whole team in stitches with some of your replies

But marginally snatching it with this gag 'Betfair CEO reassures investors that the share price will start to rise now he's been to specsavors.' is Duffy who will be credited with the €150 token

However as you all done so well EVERYONE is a winner - We will be awarding everyone who entered with a token worth €10 or €1 which they can use the Satellites to gain entry to the €150 big one.

If you haven't got the Poker client already make sure you head here and download it then choose your nickname - poker.betfair.com/getting-started/

We will be crediting you over the next couple hours - Will confirm once its in your accounts.

Best Regards
Betfair Poker Team

well played Duffy.

well done duffy

Wd Duff

Thats you looking for a new job BP team

Recount
what's yor nap 11 Jun 14 22:28 
I've checked the form, the jockey, the trainer and the best odds on Betfair. Just need to check the Pedigree, Chum.

wd Duffy! good luck in the tournament

WELL DONE DUFFY AND THE TEAM FOR OFFERING THE PRIZE

cheers...right, how do you bloody play poker

Looks like you've been sold a pup

duffy , just twist whenever you have below 11

Quick heads - up all of you who entered & to Duffy our winner, your accounts will be credited by tomorrow, we will make an announcement on the forum when its done so you can get using them.

We'll be adding in a special little free-roll for you guys, so lookout for the password in next few posts

Best Regards
Betfair Poker Team

ffs duffy would have thought you had enough money what with the hit records and all ,should be able to get to warwick avenue now ,well done anyway !

Vegas token prizes have been dished out!

Duffy Vegas Victory Freeroll Poker tournament is open for registration!

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Thanks.

wd duffy, gl in the tourny

Can you remove your panties now please.

phcuk, my entry is voided due to lateness.

and i would have won.

aberdonia 14 Jun 14 13:47 
Can you remove your panties now please.


You won't like what you'd find in them I promise you

Thought you was talking to me...duffy...makes a change from warwick avenue gags

I was told that too much working makes you blind, I think it was working anyway