Imagine how much you could make windsor_boy seethe if you just didn't bother to post on one of his threads.

Think about it.

I make them regret it!!!!!!!!! That's just about the funniest I've ever read.

You see WFT. I post, they follow......life is like that. Some sit at home without jobs talking nonsense and calling total strangers gay. It`s all they know and all that they deserve.

Thank you sir easygold

I agree with deviant. Those urges must be terrible to control.

Please reply more quickly with your perverted nonsense. I have a busy day.

Just the solid 2 1/2 hours spent on here this afternoon as part of your 'busy day' then Martyn?

It is called profitable betting

Posting tedious, repetitive nonsense on this forum from one of your few accounts which hasn't been banned yet is called 'profitable betting'?

Even Dr Gonzo realises what a fckwit he now looks.

Even Dr Gonzo realises what a fckwit he now looks.


I believe that is your specialist subject, Martyn.

Martyn you are all for name calling on here, would be a different story face to face

What is your point koikeeper? Are you a violent, mindless thug?

nah s.k it would be best for the tragic soul,he could enter his aunt Betty .............................................s clinic I'm sure some high powered electric shock treatment and some strong medication could return him to "normal"

That`s me done - small profit, massive hall for as long as I choose to pull the puppets` strings.

Now for an evening of civilised company away from the stench of those who waste their lives here.

Sounds like a lovely evening

Doesn't it just IAL.

And you 'chose' to pull our strings Fraudy, hth

An evening of fine company and cocktails

Koi will cabbage you wiv a filter unit

Poor fraudy,in his haste to get out for an evening of civilised company,he's forgot to log out - or is he still just sitting there in his stained y - fronts seething

To tell a sad tale:

Once there was a wannabee punter called mfordy, who liked to blame bookies for the fact he was unable to win money backing horses (see oft-repeated quote from M Ford, West Midlands, in Henry R1x's happy customers literature).  Try as he might, he could not beat the evil empire of Ladbr0kes, so he heard about Betfair and it's renown forum.  Try as he might, he could not get himself taken seriously by the forum intelligentsia, despite all his efforts to ingratiate himself to them. Not for him an understanding of the Rule 4 law on deductions for withdrawn horses prior to the start.  Not for him any kind of proper understanding of betting mathematics (see above for further proof that Our Hero has no clue how to compute place odds when betting each-way).  Not for him (sadly) acceptance by the forum as a whole.

And lo! mfordy discovers Tipping Services, where all your wasted efforts studying form and arriving at erroneous deductions (and continuing to blame bookmakers for this) are consigned to history.  Not only that, but mfordy discovers Other Tipsters, whose thoughts are available freely on the 'net or in the daily papers. Such Chapman of Golf, Taylor of Horse and Tom of Seagull.

So mfordy now has a purpose - to bring to the attention of the wider world these undiscovered gems.  But - avast -  he finds ridicule and opprobrium AGAIN on the forum.  Not for him the adulation and admiration of the forum for highlighting Tipping Services.  Worse, he is banished for mentioning Henry of Rix.  At least attention in the form of dislike was better than no attention, wasn't it?  That is, after all, how mfordy related to other children in his formative years.  So he returns, in a new guise, that of ascotboy, to share with the forum the deeds and heroics of Other Tipsters (having been forbidden from mentioning Tipping Services).

And to this day, ascotboy, windsorboy, and his other guises seek to spread the word of Other Tipsters, against a scornful and disrespecting forum.  But mfordy knows that the message will out, and he will one day take his place in the forum as Knowing Sage, rather than Village Idiot.