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Up before the beak in a fortnight,can you help out,seems my brief ain't had much training either,,,pint in it for you.(my plea..i wernt'a drunk your honour just disorientated.
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do you want a latte or an expresso iyo?
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Ain't got an opinion i.m.o.,,,,thats why I need a good brief....buckfast please.
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tell him your a diabetic and you forgot to take your insulin had nothing to eat and your blood sugars went low causing you to have a hypo and appear drunk when as you say you were only disorienttated. or you've been to the doctors and he seems to think your a diabetic as its happened twice since when you haven't had a drink and your awaiting the results of the tests bill to follow |
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Duty solicitors that you get assigned when you are in custody have got to be the biggest pile of shisters imaginable, totally useless vermin who just sell you down the river without a hope in hell. If you are arrested, go no comment, represent yourself if and when you are charged when you have seen all the CPS evidence against you. Do not trust duty solicitors being paid legal aid money they are a fooking joke and will get you convicted and not turn a hair.
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Like others, Im pretty sure the guy means he has been offered the position of Bannister....Barrister was a typo.
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Like others, Im pretty sure the guy means he has been offered the position of Bannister....Barrister was a typo.
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how long have you been out basil?
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Thanks for the advice Mr crisp...I shall investigate the plausibility of that line of ''defence'',,,....make the bill small please,i now have to buy some ''hooky'' insulin....or.. er.. ''borrow' it off cousin dear who is diabetic,......failing that i'll turn up pi=ss-ed-- and tell im i'm a sober as a judge!...i'ts just the way I walk.
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What will you be doing with your briefs when you have finished with them?
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What will you be doing with your briefs when you have finished with them?
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