What's Mahmood Al Zarooni doing today?

Looking to get rid of surplus merchandise due to over ordering.

watching out for Hitmen

Probably wondering how he's going to avoid being beheaded.

Abu Qatada will be helping him to fill in his Jihad Seekers' Allowance claim form.

Lounging by the pool in his agreeable pad in the UAE, given to him by...........

heard hes got a job as a personal shopper at my local boots.

I'd guess Mahmood is at the pub, watching Arsenal Man Utd and having a few pints to drown his sorrows and wonder where it all went wrong. That's what I'd be doing anyway.

spyker spot on

Contemplating his future career as a trainer in Australia ....where his methods are par for the course.

he will be look after for being the fall guy

a/ Wondering how far Saijhaa wouldve won this morning in Hong Kong has he been training her
b/ Skyping Victor Conte on what went wrong and why he didn't use an effective masking agent
c/ Sending CV to the Indian HRA asking for work as a raceday steward

:o