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I like this judoprick the more I read about him.
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i think we should let this fred fall away.
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Now i remember why i stopped joining in this forum, jeez
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That judo feels the need to everybody how rich,fit and handsome he is portrays a classic "inferiority complex" in real life.
On here he "SuperJudo",out there he probably lives in a Bedsit. A figure to be pitied,imo. |
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as you say, absolutely classic case of very low self esteem.
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Judo has his moments but I like him, too few characters in this world let's not be too hard on those that are left.
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Thanks to 'The Judge' for cheering me up on a losing day
 FFS - I thought I was one big-headed fcuker...I can't believe you got away with that  JR - you've got off lightly with a minimal response so far...if I'd have been sinking a few that night, you'd have been in trouble  You sound like a chimera (a grotesque product of the imagination) of Swiss Tony, Alan Partridge & David Watts!  That big National winner today ain't gonna give you enough clearance to escape this fully deserved flak...even if it was a year ago!  |
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Judorick 07 Apr 12 10:56
No joke, I am a super fit health fanatic. I have a 32 inch waist and a 48 inch chest, do 15 to 20 hours of intense exercise every week plus 2 x 3 hour full contact sparring sessions. I maintain 8% body fat and am totally ripped. Tee total, I live on a superfood diet, mainly raw organic, with plenty of wild food too I am 45 but many people have told me (when they dont know my age) that I look 30 to 32. I have a property portfolio including a frontline apartment on the beach in Fuengirola, a villa in Mijas and a dozen plus rented out in London including 2 buildings with 8 flats and 12 flats life is hard You smug twaaaaaaatttt! I've only seen this today and I can't stop laughing...it's been copied & pasted and emailed to show all my mates! Absolutely hilarious...you should be writing comedy scripts. The one year birthday of this legendary strand of fetid faeces from Aldridge Prior; Here's the REAL version of events; Super fit health fanatic...struggles to run up the stairs. 32" waist & 48" chest...probably the other way around. 15 to 20 MINUTES of intense wánking a day! 2 x 3 hour full contact sparring sessions...more like **** sado/masochistic rectal bacchanalia. 8% body fat...80% lard. Totally ripped? Feels rather 'ripped off' by the gods for burdening him with such a pathetic physique. Tee total...an admission that you're gay and you prefer jiizz instead. Superfood...what the **** is that?  Raw organic...can't afford a pot to piss in (or a pan to boil in) so no choice but to eat it bald. Wild Food...scours the skips at the back of restaurants. As for the property portfolio...have you thrown a few double sixes playing Monopoly? What a pathetic kuunt you are - GUARANTEED to be a hugely unpopular, characterless, desperately lonely, attention seeking, septic bellend AND on your arse, curled up in a ball in the corner of your DWP funded, louse-bound hovel/bedsit, in despair! And I expect in your twisted cranium, this glorious life has been funded by you being a permanent winner on the nags? I noticed you neglected to mention your crack habit, your maggot of a c0ck and your gargoyle features. Are you going to invent a great wife, kids and family too? One dart and I've hit the bullseye haven't I Rick? You have serious problems. Thanks for the laughs and have a nice day I think I'll tune into your posts more often. |
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i think that is one of the best rants i've ever seen in my time on betfair
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looks like this judo geezer is the forum 'marmite'
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ROFFL.
Judoprick will be seething with anger. I fear for the safety of his cat. |
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It is a decent rant , lot of envy regarding judo,s immense wealth
I myself enjoy the odd salad and , dare I say have often been compared to a young burt Lancaster , but I wouldn't go putting that on here for fear of ridicule |
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Just call hello "Birdman" from now on
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"I live on a superfood diet,mainly raw organic,witrh plenty of wild food too"
Of course you do Judoprick. ROFFL |
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I wonder if he sleeps in an oxygen tank and is building a zoo in his back garden
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The Tallies can keep their pasta, ye cannae beat a Deep Fried Mars Bar
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Comedy Gold by Judo(the Frankie Abbott of the Forum).
I have not laughed as much for years. |
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i wonder if the other 12 posts were in the same class?
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no comeback from judorick?
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Aldridge Prior
"Raw organic...can't afford a pot to piss in (or a pan to boil in) so no choice but to eat it bald. Wild Food...scours the skips at the back of restaurants" Helluva post |
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I opened this thread a few moments ago and began reading and assuming I would soon be again wasting 5 or so minutes of my life: not something I can afford to do as I am a 32 year old who looks more like a 45 year old and I need to get on with things and get out more often.
But it got better and better. I found karma and warmth with forumites I had previously held a low opinion of - you are now all of my friends. And then a mention of Frankie Abbott appeared - I used to drink with Dennis Dunstable in Cheltenham - ahhhhhh the good old days. My old mucker Aldridge Prior appeared - I was once Eight Ace in my failed poker playing days I scrolled down each post awaiting a reply. I am now disappointed and will crawl back into the barrel. |
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ttt
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Incredible scenes from Ruprecht
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Come on judo, get on here with a response.
This thread has quickly gone nuclear, and you must act. |
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I'm pretty sure he is a winning punter and I do look forward to his opinions on the big races. Admittedly he does have an arrogance at times when dismissing others selections but I can't remember from top of my head when he has got it badly wrong and I'm sure lots will remind him of it when it does.
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Let me remind you of just one example of him getting it excruciatingly wrong;
judorick 07 Apr 12 10:56 No joke, I am a super fit health fanatic. I have a 32 inch waist and a 48 inch chest, do 15 to 20 hours of intense exercise every week plus 2 x 3 hour full contact sparring sessions. I maintain 8% body fat and am totally ripped. Tee total, I live on a superfood diet, mainly raw organic, with plenty of wild food too I am 45 but many people have told me (when they dont know my age) that I look 30 to 32. I have a property portfolio including a frontline apartment on the beach in Fuengirola, a villa in Mijas and a dozen plus rented out in London including 2 buildings with 8 flats and 12 flats life is hard Any person who posts this on an annonymous internet forum is seriously lacking in judgement. Let alone a supposedly successful man of 45. It's safe to assume judorick has some serious problems and that life is in fact hard for him. |
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I'm pretty sure he is a winning punter and I do look forward to his opinions on the big races. Admittedly he does have an arrogance at times when dismissing others selections but I can't remember from top of my head when he has got it badly wrong and I'm sure lots will remind him of it when it does
Really?Kept telling everyone on here how Sir Des Champs was gonna "absolutely píss up" in the Gold Cup. |
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is judorick rocketfingers in disguise iyo ozy.....very similar traits imo......
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I don't remember him talking SDC up in the same manner as he talked up Cue Card and Sprinter and don't recall him dismissing bobs worth as having no chance. SDC did finish 2nd so it wasn't badly wrong. Not every bet is going to win, no matter how shrewd a person is.
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He gets a tad angry at times, but seems to come out ahead with his bets which is all that matters imo.
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He is clearly intelligent, and perhaps even a winning punter. With over 13k posts in under 2 years however, I bet:
1/2 fat virgin 2/1 winning punter |
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an all time classic thread worth another read, enjoy
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"A Ripped Body"
ROFFL. |
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Judo went up in my estimation(not too difficult though)when he did not slide away and come back posting under another name.
Nevertheless,this thread was Comedy Gold. |
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Just got back from the boozer and a big thanks to Elise for resurrecting a whopper thread...I've now got a second wind again, being in bulk at JR's expense
C'mon JR, give us a riposte to match the braggadocio - if you find the gonads to do so, I suspect Ruprecht (if he's still alive after a gargantuan 13 posts) will have something to say...I'll happily stand back shít-stirring waiting for the fallout PS - surely this is a classic 'add to favourites' thread for everyone to snígger at |
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I'm sure it's unjustified but I have this vision of Judo singing, I'm Too Sexy to himself as he looks into the mirror as he pouts and wiggles his bum in his leather trousers.
Right Said Rick? |
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EO - he's probably sharing a bedsit with Alain Charnier's corpse, practicing his judo moves on his limp cadvaer hanging from the ceiling, like Critical Bill
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YX7mBpECgto |
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