The Queen has been hospitalized due to apparent stomach infection

Channel Four's Krishnan Guru-Murthy
‏@krishgm

absurdity of Palace statements claims the Queen is in "good spirits". Which I can't help but doubt if she's in hospital with tummy bug Orf with his head.

That would rule out a Cheltenham appearance though.

She was suppose to visit Italy next week . . Yeah sure she wants to go to a country that has no government . . or Pope

Very good for pasta is Italy.

She wouldnt want to go to Italy they still s h i t in a bucket and throw it onto the street.................

Yeah but the Italians will forgive the Queen for doing that.

Have you been to Italy lately, 11kv ?

Is she in a  N.H.S  hospital

oh I do hope not Lampus... I'm not ready for Camilla just yet

Will money  get her a   drink  of  water and  food to  stay  alive

media  --it's like she's at death door

Rancid sky news on overdrive.

Get well soon ma'am.

I thought Iceland had withdrawn all those dodgy burgers.

Never been FB the nearest Ive come to Italy was in about 1973,my sister owned a fiat 127 rust bucket and she used to let me wash it for her for 50p on a Sunday morning...

Sky Breaking News we are leaving the news that a comet is about to wipe out half to world to go to ''our reporter who is standing outside the King Edward hospital to tell us all about the time the last time the Queen had a life threatening illness, the time she sneezed in New Zealand in 1956''

Wizard of Oz style

"Ding dong the witch is dead"

Who  maggie

When she gets up tomorrow morning and switches on her suer computer to get 1st in line for all the 1.01's and then reads the forum, "SHE WILL NOT BE AMUSED"

super*

I lived there for a while in the 70's. I can't remember "sh1tting in a bucket and throwing it in the street".

Im told this still happens in the mountain villages....

I lived in a mountain village.

i wonder if the receptionist  could find out what she's doing with her cheltenham tickets

The queen's got a dicky stomach ?

What's happened to the official food-taster ?

their all on the piste

no luck with the tickets telephonist told me to *&^&^%&$  off  &**&^%$&* aussies

Did you just  s h it in the street because the bucket wasnt available maybe ?

1000/1 an Aussie dj phones up pretending to be Phillip

More like they'd had running water for about 30 years.
Perhaps you are getting confused with Albania.

Met some Albanians in Corfu once,the Greeks plumbing isnt up to much either.........

Get well soon Ma'am although i'm sure you're faking it as part of a cunning plan to get out of the annoying visit to Italy and as a result missing the Grand Military meeting Sandown on Frday

flyingbolt, I will tell you a true story regards Italy, in the mid 70s I took my

family for a holiday close to naples and one day me and the kids hired one of those

pedal boat things and found ourselves two to three hundred yards out in the bay I

slipped over the side for a bit of a swim whilst swimming I noticed some strange

looking objects floating I went to grab one and to my dismay found myself holding

a lump of shyte.  I subsequently discovered that the local council dumped all the

local shyte directly into the Med. Things might have changed in the past 40 years

but I can assure you that what I write is true.

I blame Mussolini

sparrow, funny you should mention Musso I was stayed in his summer palace in Rimini,

they had proper Lavatories there.

Thought she was a porridge woman meself sparrow

Vaffanculo.

i'm sorry to hear this- and yes- it is newsworthy- but the media are already going bonkers over this- i'm taping todays news so i can wind thru the 10 minutes of dross which will be wasted on this

Our media are pathetic

AD

miprixabloater, answered your question on the other thread. The gilly gilly one.

She will be feeling better soon,she has had a punt on Totti to score and Roma to win 2-0 + scorecast.

Auguri da Italia.

Anaglog - Your hatred of all things British does not extend to declining benefits in your Belfast shytehole does it...?

Have you got the right person? When did Belfast move to Louth? When did paying tax for 18 years in England not entitle me to an opinion on the unemployed . . Think homefortea should change his name to confuseddotcom

Must be another person who posts on here claiming to look after an invalid relative with the same username...

My apologies.Hope that the state of Eire is as generous with their tax pounds...(sorry Euros - for now)....

I don't usually get wound up but that was a very low blow....someone pm'd me last week when i wasn't here and said a bit of advice 'never mention anything personel on here you'll regret it'....indeed.

Homefortea wants his scones with the queen

No low blow intended Anaglog.You do some sterling work on here.However never have a pop at the Queen.They are cheap shots because the Royal Family cannot respond.Me I will happily voice my opinion on anything....

Funnily enough xmoneyx the stories I could tell...

She's german

dun in by the "bedroom tax"

xmoneyx...

Sie nehman die Pisse

Totti has done his bit for HM.

Im begining to wonder if theres a problem wiv the baby.............Is Elton John involved

scumfortea up to his old tricks agai i see..........

richters...You are off the scale...

Take some water with it...

Since August 1914 Britain had been at war with Germany. Anything German had a bad connotation, including the German name Saxe-Coburg-Gotha. Not only that, Germany's Kaiser Wilhelm was a cousin of the British king. So on July 17, 1917, to prove his loyalty to England, Queen Victoria's grandson King George V officially declared that "all descendents in the male line of Queen Victoria, who are subjects of these realms, other than female descendents who marry or who have married, shall bear the name Windsor."


Ihr botty braucht versohlt homefortea

Best two nations on Earth xmoneyx..

Trouble is that in both Germany and Great Britain the Liberals have had their say.Fast forward 20 years and Europe will be a different place.I just hope that I will be al ive to se e ...i..t..........

Are u learning the goose step?

I feel a Morrissey song coming on......

Sounds like stomach cancer.

somewhere in Australia , a DJ is rehearsing her best Kate Middleton accent.

In before her death... She (he ) did support horse racing for many years, not hard with a bottomless amount of money at your disposal. Is the ordinary Joe not beginning to wake up to the German royal family's "coup" in Britian?

Ordinary Joe has been stupified for 60 years and it sure aint changing now.

whats the phone number of the hospital please?

Ho could you not take the p*** out of them

https://twitter.com/breakingnewsie/status/308579943779033088/photo/1

Since when did people go to hospital with gastro enteritis ?

Since there have been hospitals, can be severe.

Left hospital already so hardly severe !

oh, going back home.  good news

Which  home

Miscarriage maybe?

hope she didn't spend too many hours lying on a trolley in a busy corridor waiting to be seen by a junior doctor ....

They need the bed................ Albainian wiv an ingrowing toe-nail

God Saved the Queen . . .again.

Francesco Totti save her AD,credit where its due please.

It's all fake this illness, she is only hiding so she doesn't get arrested