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03 Mar 13
16:05
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I'm sure Chemical Nicky can get a remedy for her that'll have her back on her feet in hours.
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Channel Four's Krishnan Guru-Murthy
@krishgm absurdity of Palace statements claims the Queen is in "good spirits". Which I can't help but doubt if she's in hospital with tummy bug  Orf with his head. |
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That would rule out a Cheltenham appearance though.
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She was suppose to visit Italy next week . . Yeah sure she wants to go to a country that has no government . . or Pope
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Very good for pasta is Italy.
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She wouldnt want to go to Italy they still s h i t in a bucket and throw it onto the street.................
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Yeah but the Italians will forgive the Queen for doing that.
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Have you been to Italy lately, 11kv ?
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Is she in a N.H.S hospital
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oh I do hope not Lampus... I'm not ready for Camilla just yet
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Will money get her a drink of water and food to stay alive
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media --it's like she's at death door
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Rancid sky news on overdrive.
Get well soon ma'am. |
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I thought Iceland had withdrawn all those dodgy burgers.
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Never been FB the nearest Ive come to Italy was in about 1973,my sister owned a fiat 127 rust bucket and she used to let me wash it for her for 50p on a Sunday morning...
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Sky Breaking News we are leaving the news that a comet is about to wipe out half to world to go to ''our reporter who is standing outside the King Edward hospital to tell us all about the time the last time the Queen had a life threatening illness, the time she sneezed in New Zealand in 1956''
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Wizard of Oz style
"Ding dong the witch is dead"  |
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Who maggie
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When she gets up tomorrow morning and switches on her suer computer to get 1st in line for all the 1.01's and then reads the forum, "
 SHE WILL NOT BE AMUSED" |
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super*
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I lived there for a while in the 70's. I can't remember "sh1tting in a bucket and throwing it in the street".
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Im told this still happens in the mountain villages....
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I lived in a mountain village.
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i wonder if the receptionist could find out what she's doing with her cheltenham tickets
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The queen's got a dicky stomach ?
What's happened to the official food-taster ? |
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their all on the piste
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no luck with the tickets telephonist told me to *&^&^%&$ off &**&^%$&* aussies
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Did you just s h it in the street because the bucket wasnt available maybe ?
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1000/1 an Aussie dj phones up pretending to be Phillip
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More like they'd had running water for about 30 years.
Perhaps you are getting confused with Albania. |
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Met some Albanians in Corfu once,the Greeks plumbing isnt up to much either.........
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Get well soon Ma'am although i'm sure you're faking it as part of a cunning plan to get out of the annoying visit to Italy and as a result missing the Grand Military meeting Sandown on Frday
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flyingbolt, I will tell you a true story regards Italy, in the mid 70s I took my
family for a holiday close to naples and one day me and the kids hired one of those pedal boat things and found ourselves two to three hundred yards out in the bay I slipped over the side for a bit of a swim whilst swimming I noticed some strange looking objects floating I went to grab one and to my dismay found myself holding a lump of shyte. I subsequently discovered that the local council dumped all the local shyte directly into the Med. Things might have changed in the past 40 years but I can assure you that what I write is true. |
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I blame Mussolini
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sparrow, funny you should mention Musso I was stayed in his summer palace in Rimini,
they had proper Lavatories there. |
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Thought she was a porridge woman meself sparrow
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Vaffanculo.
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i'm sorry to hear this- and yes- it is newsworthy- but the media are already going bonkers over this- i'm taping todays news so i can wind thru the 10 minutes of dross which will be wasted on this
Our media are pathetic  |
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miprixabloater, answered your question on the other thread. The gilly gilly one.
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