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ky jelly

never give up could research it 4 ye on youtube mate........dont worry hel see this thread....he lives and breathes this place......hel soon be along with a youtube clip and a couple of smileys.......good luck with this project.......

Unlucky mfordy

Tesco own brand Margarine.

has this never give up being through the same...it would be nice to meet up and compare

STOP sticking jelly beans down there ....  the world record is obscene

good job im jewish

for all the good advice im gonna give you a top tip(excuse the pun) rollin n tumblin in the next at kempton;)

Get someone to give you head.

i asked the man next door but he had just brushed his teeth

Was ir your birthday

Put your willie on a diet.