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Losing your girlfriend
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Guessing the visa has run out ?
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She was a horsey girl... bum to die for
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Sir Bond a fact .. theres more females on this plant than males
you should have no trouble finding trouble.. good luck |
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One last one from zip
i like that your words She was a horsey girl .. bum to die for.. but could she pick winners and tell you what to lay (Not her of course ).. what was her strike rate out less than 60%............. well get rid . |
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The mood I'm in I could give her the best 20 seconds of her life
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Zipper is that true? I must be going to the wrong places.. fair to many blokes out on a night out where i live. And no im not talking about any gay place before you start.
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Take her mum out.....
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Yep its true .. not counting ......Gay bars ..
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whats her name/ telephone no?
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^ He's in a worse mood than me
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Odds on you will thinking of her 'bum to die for' every time you have a little shuffle but don't be tempted to text here is my advice. This is what is known as looking at your relationship through Rose Tinted Testicles, you remember the good bits (sex) and forget all the reasons you split up.
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Why did you break up?
How long was the relationship for? Report• Quote • Block User sweetchildofmine • December 10, 2012 11:17 AM GMT she got a puncture  |
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Get yourself a hooker....a high class one as a part time / fun time bird on the side, great hearing what they get up to in and out of the sack....plus you can date the mates as well.........
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Sir bond yes or no . you live in the sicks ie counry side .. not a city lad hey theres knowt wrong with either
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looks like the one eyed monk is going to be lonesome this christmas
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see bondy i told you she would be off, once she realised you didnt have manxmans log to p1ss thru, try some of he log enlargers you get spam emails for son.
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Did she find out about your negligent use of commas ?
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Negligent use of something
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chavs in a permanent coma
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Have you tried apologising and explained that the premature ejaculation may go with time?
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I hate birds with poor grammar, so we have to expect the same sentiments in reverse. Therefore, when Sir Bond reckons cheers has an apostrophe, this is nothing more than a regular 1.01 McCoy/McManus landed, HTH
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where did you lose her?
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Give Laz Luv a PM..........he tried a woman once.........said it was ok but in his opinion............you cant beat the real thing.
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did she have big knockers
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Not as big as yours Johnny for kicking RU to death.........she had two good feet apparently............one more than you.
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She can't be that smart ,broke up 2 weeks before Christmas .Most will wait until 2 weeks after or hang on till valentines day and then jump ship,with all the prezzies. I am a cynical c unt.
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She can't be that smart ,broke up 2 weeks before Christmas .Most will wait until 2 weeks after or hang on till valentines day and then jump ship,with all the prezzies. I am a cynical c unt.
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The best way to get over a girl is get under another one.
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yeah but hes forgot to tell ya she was 23 stone
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No she was far from 23 stone
Ill be alright just got to get through this 2/3 weeks of feeling crappy. There is always a light at the end of the tunnel. |
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worst comes to the worst ill head to Amsterdam for a weekend down the redlight with the rest of the losers.
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The ' no contact' ploy is hard to maintain - and doesn't work anyway. If she's gone she 's gone. Went through the same pain six months ago - still miss her - and I've been married twice before !!
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jesus.. hard times mate
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STAY ON HERE AND IT WONT BE LONG BEFORE YOUVE NO GIRL FRIEND AND NO MONEY
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YOU WILL MISS HER ON CHRISTMAS DAY AS THEIRS NO RACING
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Just and update single life rocks why have one girlfriend when you can play 3 at once...
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bond..gfysdfc
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Aye, right, tv dinner for one tonight?
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thats the spirit
talking |