Favourite Commentator quips

Stays longer than the mother in law, and the only one behind it is the ambulance are 2 which spring to mind

Everest has a mountain to climb.

Recently Hoiles said "Narcissist admires himself in the big screen as he approaches the line." Different league.

The darts commentator - that's the greatest comeback since lazarus

West Ham United

"Julian Di*ks is everywhere. Its like they've got 11 Di*ks on the field"

Metro Radio

Sid Wadell was superb.

Gascoigne was my personal favourite....

Gascoigne...it is you know!Free kick against Arsenal.

not a quip but tommo today

'the outsider has beaten the odds on fav' in a dramatic tone when linguine scored at leicester

there were 2 runners and the winner was a whopping 15/8

Busvaldo,

Just for you!

youtu.be/n0LZbyccHow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVMaIUSeRxA

'the big one has beaten the little one'

a tommo race at somewhere like yarmouth, this was his commentary up to the finishing post !

Snooker commentator - and for people watching in black and white " the white is behind the pink ball"

And here comes Forty Two Double D with a double handful.tommo again

^Class Frankie!

transvestite

'is all dressed up with nowhere to go'

"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets." - Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports!

"There's going to be a real ding-dong when the bell goes." - David Coleman

"Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew." - Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977

Harry...legend!

Interviwed Ali in his pomp...unreal!

Ted Walsh, Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.

Pat Glenn, Weightlifting commentator: "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked: "What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"

Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69."

A new grandstand at Doncaster race course took Brough Scott's breath away: "My word! Look at that magnificent erection.

MY FAV IS...Winning Post's Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's formidable lead: "Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees

Curlin was a classic in the Breeders Cup...'and here comes curlin!'.The rest is history!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn2bnTeeIZk

The cricket classic,i forget who the commentator was.......

"The bowlers Holding,the batsmans Willey"

Brian Johnston

How could you ever forget?

Cricket Commentators Brian Johnston & Jonathan Agnew in Hysterics commentating on Lords Test

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k0qZDdfvZk

^^^^^Fabulous stuff^^^^^

It always makes me laugh!

Clive everton commentating on one of veteran Fred Davis last matches when the ball was in an awkward position against the cushion "freds getting on a bit,he cant get his leg over now so he prefers to use his left hand"

brill lads...

vic stauffers call during an earthquake

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlXiwR7893M

This one would have been lost on the majority of those present but whilst commentating on a hurdle race at Newbury and referring to a horse named 'The Teuchter' Mike Cattermole said 'whatever that means'.Self-deprecating humour,given that being born in Elgin he would be considered to be one.

Not that you'd know.

wolfatthedoor  that commentery was a one off..funny but serious CLASS

aye
still a classic

While describing an 800m race David Coleman said: 'And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class'.

everyone knows this



The problem is that it was said by Ron Pickering!

The close finish at royal ascot got the commentator flustered and called the race the Royal ucnt hup

Barry Davies during a Holland World Cup game, taking about the goalkeeper before kick-off - "He's a great shot stopper and the proud owner of 56 Dutch Caps".

In the second half, this changed to "played 56 times for Holland".

My favourite racing one, from a chase at Uttoxeter:

"And Young Baldric won't be winning this unless his rider has a cunning plan"

That last one sounds like Richard Hoiles.

surprised nobody has put this one up

http://www.cheltenhamfestival.net/category/Cheltenham-festival-News/My-Wife-Knows-Everything-v-The-Wife-Doesnt-Know-at-Monmouth-Park-201210080002/

made me smile anyway...

Excellent WOLF..

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car!

Bobby George - "there's only one word for that...............................world class darts!!!"

at Catterick on Tuesday as they were loading the stalls, 'Cataract having the blindfold fitted'

Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein."

-Joe Theismann

The Gullikson twins here. An interesting pair, both from Wisconsin Dan Maskell

The three toughest fighters I've ever been up against were Sugar Ray Robinson, Sugar Ray Robinson, and Sugar Ray Robinson. I fought Sugar so many times, I'm surprized I'm not diabetic! Jake LaMotta

"You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work." Lee Trevino

O.K.  LADS MY LAST QUOTES FOR THIS THREAD
1. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

2. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

3. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

4. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

5. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven dicks on the pitch