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Always used to chuckle when they used to say that Beneking was a drifter as he went out in the market
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Stays longer than the mother in law, and the only one behind it is the ambulance are 2 which spring to mind
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Everest has a mountain to climb.
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Recently Hoiles said "Narcissist admires himself in the big screen as he approaches the line." Different league.
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The darts commentator - that's the greatest comeback since lazarus
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West Ham United
"Julian Di*ks is everywhere. Its like they've got 11 Di*ks on the field" Metro Radio |
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Sid Wadell was superb.
Gascoigne was my personal favourite.... Gascoigne...it is you know!Free kick against Arsenal.  |
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not a quip but tommo today
'the outsider has beaten the odds on fav' in a dramatic tone when linguine scored at leicester there were 2 runners and the winner was a whopping 15/8  |
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Busvaldo,
Just for you! youtu.be/n0LZbyccHow |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVMaIUSeRxA
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'the big one has beaten the little one'
a tommo race at somewhere like yarmouth, this was his commentary up to the finishing post ! |
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Snooker commentator - and for people watching in black and white " the white is behind the pink ball"
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And here comes Forty Two Double D with a double handful.tommo again
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^Class Frankie!
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transvestite
'is all dressed up with nowhere to go' |
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"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets." - Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports!
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"There's going to be a real ding-dong when the bell goes." - David Coleman
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"Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew." - Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977
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Harry...legend!
 Interviwed Ali in his pomp...unreal! |
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Ted Walsh, Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.
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Pat Glenn, Weightlifting commentator: "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"
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James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked: "What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"
Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69." A new grandstand at Doncaster race course took Brough Scott's breath away: "My word! Look at that magnificent erection. |
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MY FAV IS...Winning Post's Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's formidable lead: "Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees
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Curlin was a classic in the Breeders Cup...'and here comes curlin!'.The rest is history!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn2bnTeeIZk
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The cricket classic,i forget who the commentator was.......
"The bowlers Holding,the batsmans Willey" |
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Brian Johnston
How could you ever forget? |
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Cricket Commentators Brian Johnston & Jonathan Agnew in Hysterics commentating on Lords Test
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k0qZDdfvZk |
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^^^^^Fabulous stuff^^^^^
It always makes me laugh! |
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Clive everton commentating on one of veteran Fred Davis last matches when the ball was in an awkward position against the cushion "freds getting on a bit,he cant get his leg over now so he prefers to use his left hand"
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brill lads... |
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vic stauffers call during an earthquake
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlXiwR7893M |
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This one would have been lost on the majority of those present but whilst commentating on a hurdle race at Newbury and referring to a horse named 'The Teuchter' Mike Cattermole said 'whatever that means'.Self-deprecating humour,given that being born in Elgin he would be considered to be one.
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Not that you'd know.
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wolfatthedoor that commentery was a one off..funny but serious CLASS
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aye
still a classic |
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While describing an 800m race David Coleman said: 'And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class'.
everyone knows this The problem is that it was said by Ron Pickering! |
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The close finish at royal ascot got the commentator flustered and called the race the Royal ucnt hup
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Barry Davies during a Holland World Cup game, taking about the goalkeeper before kick-off - "He's a great shot stopper and the proud owner of 56 Dutch Caps".
In the second half, this changed to "played 56 times for Holland". My favourite racing one, from a chase at Uttoxeter: "And Young Baldric won't be winning this unless his rider has a cunning plan" |