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That last one sounds like Richard Hoiles.
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surprised nobody has put this one up
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Excellent WOLF..
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car!
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Bobby George - "there's only one word for that...............................world class darts!!!"
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at Catterick on Tuesday as they were loading the stalls, 'Cataract having the blindfold fitted'
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Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theismann |
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The Gullikson twins here. An interesting pair, both from Wisconsin Dan Maskell
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The three toughest fighters I've ever been up against were Sugar Ray Robinson, Sugar Ray Robinson, and Sugar Ray Robinson. I fought Sugar so many times, I'm surprized I'm not diabetic! Jake LaMotta
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"You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work." Lee Trevino
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O.K. LADS MY LAST QUOTES FOR THIS THREAD
1. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." 2. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious." 3. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." 4. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces." 5. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven dicks on the pitch |